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Post by Positivity KS on Apr 14, 2014 13:08:59 GMT -6
Segment 1
No Wrestle 15:23
Wrestle 0
I wish they'd make up their minds on this vigilante stuff.
Stephanie looks like she's wearing a stolen bed sheet from the Sybaris.
Thank God the title match is now a 3 way.
And look at how nicely Booker is dressed, King. jerk.
And didn't Bad News Barrett just re-debut as a face against Cesaro last week?
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Post by Hawg Ass on Apr 14, 2014 13:14:03 GMT -6
Segment 2No Wrestle 5:03 Wrestle 3:06 - Ziggler/Barrett 2 out of 3 falls, in progress..... Good lord Eden. I forgot the Authority being back meant Kane was back as well. 
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Post by Positivity KS on Apr 14, 2014 13:14:57 GMT -6
Segment 3
No Wrestle 2:38
Wrestle 5:46 - Ziggler/Barrett
Total time of match was 8:52.
I hope the Ziggler loss means he's moving into the World Title picture. Aw fudge who am I kidding? Next Monday he'll be teaming up with Swagger and they'll be known as Swaggler.
Anywho, I thought every night was John Cena appreciation night?
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Post by Hawg Ass on Apr 14, 2014 13:15:32 GMT -6
Segment 4
No Wrestle 4:05
Wrestle 0
Renee looks delicious.
Roman Reigns should get a refund for those acting lessons. I still sorta like him though.
That segment accomplished nothing. Other than oogling then Googling Renee.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Apr 14, 2014 13:21:57 GMT -6
Segment 5
No Wrestle 5:40
Wrestle :39 - Ascension/TwoYoungMen
It's weird that they're going for the whole Road Warrior thing when the one Ascension dude is no bigger than Heath Slater. Oh well, I've been fairly amused by the whole thing so far anyways.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Apr 14, 2014 14:22:26 GMT -6
Segment 6
No Wrestle 5:46
Wrestle 5:31 - Reigns/Show
So Big Show beats up Reigns for about 5 minutes of the 5 minutes and :31 second match.....Reigns gets off one spear afterwards, and Booker T says that Roman Reigns made an "Emphatic Statement" tonight.
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Post by Danny Busch on Apr 14, 2014 14:37:25 GMT -6
Segment 7
No Wrestle 3:43
Wrestle 1:16 - Nikki/Natti
This series of 1 minute matches between Nikki & Natti is some damn compelling television.
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Post by Positivity KS on Apr 14, 2014 14:42:03 GMT -6
Segment 8
No Wrestle 6:13
Wrestle 1:09
Erick Rowan's music is awful.
Not even gonna talk about how they just keep giving away free matches.
Just what this match needed....the two biggest no nonsense brutes in the E over the past year and we get the comedy referee game.
I've probably had enough of Mercury and Noble to be perfectly honest with you.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Apr 14, 2014 14:44:11 GMT -6
Segment 9
No Wrestle 6:39
Wrestle 0
Awful segment. Vignettes and Divas backstage.
But this isn't really the first ambulance match on Raw is it? Seems like there's been at least like 10 of them over the years.
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Post by Danny Busch on Apr 14, 2014 14:49:40 GMT -6
Segment 10No Wrestle 2:46 Wrestle 4:11 - Ambrose/Wyatt...in progress I'm taller than that ramp, Speeps. See, this is why I don't like ambulance matches. They get too ambulancy. Too stretchery. If you're trying to beat the holy hell out of each other, (as both have continually stated) then why are you trying to put dude in the ambulance after only a minute and a half?
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Post by Hawg Ass on Apr 14, 2014 14:51:04 GMT -6
No CAT!!!  |
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Post by Danny Busch on Apr 14, 2014 14:52:13 GMT -6
Cmon.....you can name it Razorback.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Apr 14, 2014 14:53:15 GMT -6
Nope, I am allergic to them.
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Post by Positivity KS on Apr 14, 2014 14:59:51 GMT -6
So I turn to B&B for a few minutes during a commercial break. In just those 3 minutes, Bernstein said he hates dogs, cats and all kinds of pets. He also hates Jesus.
He was disgusted about dogs because they would damage his beautiful hardwood floors.
He's a terrible human being.
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Post by Danny Busch on Apr 14, 2014 15:28:49 GMT -6
I used to like that show but he really has turned into a total piece of shit.
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