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Post by PositivelyJackref on Oct 28, 2013 21:28:35 GMT -6
I just got a text message from Haku. He said he wants to bite Hunter's nose off. He'd be the man for the job, but I don't know if even he can handle Paul's honker. "Sorry i'm late, but my nose got here 10 minutes ago!" I hope I'm not the only one who remembers that |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Oct 28, 2013 21:32:52 GMT -6
Wasn't it during the DX Nation skit?
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Oct 28, 2013 21:52:22 GMT -6
Yea - they had some kid who did wrestler impressions sitting at the announce table. That was his Hunter bit. Cracked me up then, and still cracks me up now. Couldn't find a youtube of it tho.
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Post by November KS on Oct 28, 2013 22:18:37 GMT -6
What a complete disaster. I'm sure RAW was too.
Ok, for our worldwide audience and new members, I play cribbage every Monday night with my girl. We play against cribbage couple. Sometimes things get weird but I usually don't talk about all that.
Anyhoo, split the matches at 1-1. Not so bad, right? Wrong. Lost the first match 3-0. Got skunked in the first game of second match, and then won the final two. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Skunks count as two. Not gonna do it again.
So that's 5 games to 2. nope
All in all, bad. Probably like Raw. We'll see.
This Raw Rant™ should only be viewed by those who are 18 and older. And even then I wouldn't read it.
Chances are that both Raw and this Rant™ are gonna suck heavily.
I'm also running out of gif themes.
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Post by November KS on Oct 28, 2013 22:36:59 GMT -6
CM Punk standing on the top of the cage with Heyman sprawled out is classic. Just think, he used to do that with the Glamazon. Not so classic. I would've stayed with Maria personally, but I bet Lita does some nasty shit. Actually, maybe I'd rather be with Lita come to think of it. Oh fuck. JOHN CENA IS BACK AND I AM SICKSo yeah, this kind of sucks seeing him, I'm not gonna lie. This is what I hate about my job. Wow, even worse than I thought. I might not do this, this week. I wonder how many pounds that elbow tit ended up weighing that he gave birth to. Holy Mother Hubbard, Lawler has outdone himself. Possibly his worst shirt of all time. Did Cena just call himself the Friday Night Delight? I forgot how much he sucks. I should get paid for doing this. I'm already thinking about ripping up some Mozzarella sticks. Did he really say C-Nation? SANDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, this might go from a 0 to a 10. Please save this Sandow. We should give him an invite here. Damien Sandow would become my favorite wrestler of all time if he cashes in and beats Cena. This still reeks of him cashing in but Cena winning. SANDOW IS FUCKING HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh golly this is glorious. Oh I hope to God Sandow screwed up and hurt that elbow for realz!!!!!!!!!! HE'S CASHING IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!commercial DANG THIS IS EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by November KS on Oct 28, 2013 23:04:29 GMT -6
You all know you can wash your tennis shoes in the washer right?
I really dig the Sonic guys. They can have whatever kind of lifestyle they want. I am disturbed about where that corn dog....
Anyways, still so sign of that Pizza bitch, Doyle or Boyle or whatever his name is. So that's a good thing.
FUCK HIM UP, SANDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do I think I'm gonna be pissed 5 minutes from now? Well shit, now I'm pissed just because I think I'll probably pissed.
another commercial
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Post by November KS on Oct 28, 2013 23:16:54 GMT -6
Oh man, if they even SuperCena this deal I'm gonna freak. GET HIM DAMIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's been way, way too much offense from Cena. Even if Sandow wins it kind of weakens the whole deal, no? IT'S STILL FUN!!!! DO HIM HARD WAY, DAMIEN!!! So to speak...... HE'S LOCKED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  8/10 Hard to overlook Lawler's shirt, and there's no need to make Cena look any more SuperCena than he already is. Even though it was awesome, I'm not sure it helped Damien all that much as he couldn't even beat Cena at Cena's weakest moment. I HATE TYPING CENA SO MUCH. I've also been calling this for weeks. Very unfortunate, but incredibly fun for awhile there. |
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Post by November KS on Oct 28, 2013 23:36:46 GMT -6
I guess I'll just never understand the E. It's like bigfan is running that place or something. I'll start a wrestling promotion if I have to.
I just can't take Cena. This is bad for business.
Man, I'm kind of torn between Big E and Ambrose. Shoot, I'm just gonna go with that one. That's gonna be awesome. Wait it's next? Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by November KS on Oct 28, 2013 23:58:25 GMT -6
Ok, I'm no longer torn, I forgot who our theme was tonight. I'm rooting for Big E. Sorry Drop In. We'll chat about it later. Wait, What in the eff AMBROSE, DESPITE BEING CHAMPION, IS IN THE RING FIRST AND DOESN'T GET AN ENTRANCESeriously, have we not been over this a million times? Champion should ALWAYS go last, except for the slight possibility of Undertaker taking on a champion at Wrestlemania™. That's the only time I could really allow that. Big E must be bursting with excitement. I imagine he's gonna let it all hang out tonight. Last night. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!  Let me predict a 6 man tag either next or later. $10 bucks Maddox comes out any second now. You owe me!! I hate Maddox.  |
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Post by November KS on Oct 29, 2013 0:11:33 GMT -6
No surprise the Sonic guy comes up with SpiceDicktive to describe the sandwich. Still not judging though. NBA starts tomorrow, don't forget to start setting your daily lineups. Ok serious, if you haven't tried FarmRich Mozzarella Sticks™, I want you to check your pulse. 'Cause you ain't living. BIG E LANGSTON & THE USOS VS THE SHIELDKind of overdue for a Reigns powerbomb. I have to think Reigns wins this thing later over one of the Usos. HBK will be there live, and will be dressed like Larry The Cable Guy. You guys probably already saw that and already know that I am correct. Big E is just awesome. If Ryback was even half the talent Big E was, Ryback would still suck immensely. Told ya.  5/10 Nothing way special but Shield definitely needed that |
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Post by November KS on Oct 29, 2013 0:41:08 GMT -6
So Les is talking about how they went out for Thanksgiving last year, but this year he's cooking a turkey. There's just no way I'm eating turkey at Les Grobstein's house. You just know he's in the kitchen humping the shit out of that thing like the Scary Movie dude. They must have got a lot of complaints about Boyle. This is so refreshing. Yahoo wanted to know why I had 795 email accounts. HBK IS EITHER COMING TO THE RING OR IS LOST ON HIS WAY TO THE DUCK DYNASTY SETDaniel Bryan is now on his way to the ring and shit, maybe I am watching Duck Dynasty. I would hate to have to look HBK in the eyes. Heel turn confirmed. YES LOCK!! 7/10 Had my attention  |
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Post by November KS on Oct 29, 2013 0:55:10 GMT -6
There's no doubt in my mind that some weird shit is going on between Steven and that tree. If him and Ben start dp'ing that fucking Ticket Oak, I'm done.
THEY'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Wyatts take out Daniel Bryan!!! Man, that could be a fun feud.
Oh shit.
I'm not digging this.
Oh good lord.
LOS MATADORES AND THAT LITTLE BULL THING VS 3MB
What a dream.
How many people are in this match? Is it 3 on 2 or is that little Hornswoggle thing in it too?
JBL and King are making this 50x worse than it already was.
Awful
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Post by November KS on Oct 29, 2013 1:22:01 GMT -6
Really? I thought we were done with Ryback? AJ AND ANTONIO BANDERAS VS THE BELLAS I SUPPOSE EDIT:YEPAntonio is kicking the crap out of Brie. Brie is just getting her ass kicked.  What the hell is AJ doing? Some kind of weird pussy lock dealio. Whatever it was, it worked. Maybe she doesn't keep it clean down there. Nikki tapped. 4/10 Not too shabby. Could've been worse.  |
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Post by ghostrider on Oct 29, 2013 12:45:47 GMT -6
After reading the last few pages of this thread...I just...I don't know.
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Post by November KS on Oct 29, 2013 12:49:02 GMT -6
After reading the last few pages of this thread...I just...I don't know. You didn't like the Rant™? It's not for everybody.  |
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Post by ghostrider on Oct 29, 2013 12:55:29 GMT -6
After reading the last few pages of this thread...I just...I don't know. You didn't like the Rant™? It's not for everybody. Once I saw something about DP'ing, lol. |
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Post by boyd on Oct 29, 2013 14:42:19 GMT -6
So this is where you guys were last night! I had to talk to Chas because he was the only one around.
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Oct 29, 2013 15:06:05 GMT -6
So this is where you guys were last night! I had to talk to Chas because he was the only one around. Well, well, well, look who it is. Good thing these posts aren't scratch and sniff. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Oct 29, 2013 15:06:53 GMT -6
So this is where you guys were last night! I had to talk to Chas because he was the only one around. Yeah sorry about that... |
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Post by Hockey Gay on Oct 29, 2013 15:47:49 GMT -6
Was pretty devastated that there were no RAW threads or Rants to be read the last couple weeks on the CSFMB.
The Wrestling Section was always one of the best sections and I'm glad to see it's still alive.
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Post by November KS on Oct 29, 2013 22:09:26 GMT -6
The more I think about that Sandow match, the more I want to give it a zero. DAMMITT that pissed me off. But it was sooooo much fun for a while there. They really shit on Sandow. I wish I had to take a shit because Kane and The Miz are coming up next. Bad. KANE VS THE MIZSheesh. Some day Johngy needs to tell me about that Boers/Bowling pin picture. Preferrably over the phone.  Love ya Johngy! Check out www.johngysbeat.com/0/10 Awful |
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Post by November KS on Oct 29, 2013 22:45:42 GMT -6
No wait! Kane is calling out Steph. Apparently we're gonna have a lowest voice-off!!!!! Ok, I'm already convinced Kane is in cahoots with the "Corporation". TOLD YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "The Monster is Stephanie's to unleash" This is approaching Macho Man stuff. I did bar Little Hawger Jr. from the Rant™s didn't I? Stephanie is touching the hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That whole fake hair thing is gross. Who wears somebody else's hair?  This whole deal is yucky. When is Kane retiring? |
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Post by November KS on Oct 29, 2013 22:56:46 GMT -6
We should invite that Popeyes lady to the site. Nick Young must be making some mad coin working for the E and playing for the Lakers. Otunga!! Speeps is cheating in BOTH Nascar contests!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!Some day CM Punk and Daniel Bryan are gonna have a thing! Some day. I seriously cannot get enough of Ryback  commercial |
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Post by November KS on Oct 29, 2013 23:28:31 GMT -6
Look at that shirt. What is worse:
1. Ryback
2. Lawler's shirt
3. Liver
You can have the title for 400+ days, but at some point you have to fight a guy that could paralyze you at any given second, for the next 3 months.
WHOA. The Wyatt's interrupting Punk?
Mark it down right now. There WILL come a day when the Wyatts kidnap the Bellas.
6/10 This intrigues me. Ryback does not.
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Post by November KS on Oct 29, 2013 23:54:20 GMT -6
THE REAL AMERICANS ARE COMING OUT TO BORE THE SHIT OUT OF YOUDoes anybody else just slam their nuts into the nearest drawer every time you see Swagger? Just to know that you're still alive? Swagger is the reason that Bob Loblaw hasn't joined yet. Don't worry Bob, we've all forgotten about all that nonsense you had envisioned for Swagger. Fairly certain Colbert is wearing the same vest that HBK had on earlier. Am I the only one struggling mightily to stay awake? Wait, probably, y'all watched this last night, The night before. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! Jack Swagger made Goldust tap out?   3/10 Made no sense to me.
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Post by November KS on Oct 30, 2013 0:08:05 GMT -6
DEL RIO IS OUT ON THE RAMP. BE THANKFUL YOU CAN'T SEE HIS SHITTY TATS.Terrible. Are they really showing a 2K14 clip? Has Lord Calvert finally fucked me beyond belief? THERE SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's in Packers Green & Gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if Fandillydongo ever holds her up in the air with one hand like those gymnasts do. She looks delicious. 
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Post by November KS on Oct 30, 2013 0:17:42 GMT -6
SUMMER RAE VS THE ANVIL
I hope Summer Rae goes over there and kicks the ever living crap out of Hornswoggle.
There better not be an overrun tonight. Not doing it......
4/10 The best part was trying to peek up Summer's shorts. I also spent 2 minutes envisioning the worst most painful way Hornswoggle could suffer an untimely demise.
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Post by November KS on Oct 30, 2013 0:41:28 GMT -6
Everybody is out on the stage again, for like the 10th time in the last 2 months. Welp, at least it was special the first 7 times they did this, ZAIDMAN, STEPHANIE AND HER MASSIVE BOOBS - WOW LOOK AT THOSE - ARE NOW IN THE RINGAnd here's your Bears report. I wish beni was watching so that I didn't have to!! I hear voices in my head too. They're telling me, "GO TO SLEEP, KS!!" Wow, Ryder is still with the company. WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, it's the Big Show!! Get him, SPARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARY ELLERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?  ? Are you in a tunnel? Am I in a tunnel? Do I have carpal Tunnel? Man. This is like when Mac doesn't let Zack come on the show. Triple H will be via satellite next week. 7/10 I'm too tired to comment. See ya next week. I'm outta here.  |
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