Optimisn
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Post by Optimisn on Dec 21, 2015 14:56:23 GMT -6
Yes, Raw will feature the Slammy Awards tonight. Occasionally good for a laugh, usually good for a thorough mocking. Reigns will probably win Superstar of the Year, and they will begin to destroy everything they built a week ago. At least I get fond memories of this guy when I hear "Slammys!"  |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 21, 2015 15:08:30 GMT -6
I'M A WINNER! WHOO!
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 15:29:39 GMT -6
Announcing him for I think an entire year as "Two Time, Slammy Award Winner" Owen Hart was the best. He even had tights with 2x on them I remember.
Meanwhile Santino Marella will be there for Raw tonight. Just another reminder how awful the Slammys have become.
Gee, I wonder who wins Superstar of the Year?
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Post by KS Grey on Dec 21, 2015 15:36:15 GMT -6
Reigns inexplicably already won it last year. This was Seth Rollins' year dammitt.
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Post by Optimisn on Dec 21, 2015 15:37:03 GMT -6
What if The Authority blocks him from winning?
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Post by KS Grey on Dec 21, 2015 15:43:26 GMT -6
Even the New Day would be a great choice.
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 17:53:59 GMT -6
I've seen multiple posts/pics on their social media that would indicate that they are actually an item, so of its true, Zack Ryder should win a Slammy for Luckiest Son of a Gun award for dating Emma.
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Post by Optimisn on Dec 21, 2015 18:03:37 GMT -6
I've seen multiple posts/pics on their social media that would indicate that they are actually an item, so of its true, Zack Ryder should win a Slammy for Luckiest Son of a Gun award for dating Emma. Honestly, she's hot but seems like there's dead fish potential. |
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Post by KS Grey on Dec 21, 2015 18:13:13 GMT -6
Says an awful lot about their Tag division. Didn't Jey (maybe Jimmy?) miss like half the year?
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Post by KS Grey on Dec 21, 2015 18:17:04 GMT -6
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Post by KS Grey on Dec 21, 2015 18:22:28 GMT -6
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 18:23:33 GMT -6
How dare you sir! Emma seems like a damn delight!
Honestly The Prime Time Players had a better year than The Usos. Cesaro/Kidd had a better year. The Dudleys.......well, not them. But if this doesn't show these awards are rigged, I don't know what does. Why would they announce this before Raw? That seems like a bigger award. Then again, they only have 3 hours to kill.
They could've had New Day win the award & had them carry it around for a few months to brag about it. Guess not.
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Post by Optimisn on Dec 21, 2015 19:05:49 GMT -6
Hey Hunter, your wife was out here. She was acting really Hooterific.
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 19:09:40 GMT -6
Steph looking racktastic? Check.
Reigns interrupts acting chipper? Check.
Take away the title & this is a rerun.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 21, 2015 19:10:59 GMT -6
Smiley Roman Reigns doesn't work!
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 19:11:23 GMT -6
Clearly Roman didn't watch Takeover.
And he is terrible still on the mic. The Joe Cool act is awful.
Granted I prefer him as champ more than Sheamus, but damn.
This is really bad so far.
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Post by Optimisn on Dec 21, 2015 19:12:28 GMT -6
Steph looking racktastic? Check. Reigns interrupts acting chipper? Check. Take away the title & this is a rerun. I still just don't like him. I don't think there's anything he can do about it. I just want to punch him. Right in his suckhole. There's no way he could handle the Catalina Wine Mixer. |
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 19:12:45 GMT -6
Screeching Steph is usually hot.
Overacting screeching Steph is just brutal.
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 19:14:06 GMT -6
Steph looking racktastic? Check. Reigns interrupts acting chipper? Check. Take away the title & this is a rerun. I still just don't like him. I don't think there's anything he can do about it. I just want to punch him. Right in his suckhole. There's no way he could handle the Catalina Wine Mixer. POW!!! |
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 19:15:37 GMT -6
That was one of the worst openings of Raw this year. I'm completely serious.
Worst Opening to a RAW Slammy?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Dec 21, 2015 19:16:12 GMT -6
WE ARE GOING TO NEED A NEW GORILLA TABLE. NOW DAMMIT. YOU MIGHT NEED GLOVES TO REMOVE THE OLD ONE.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Dec 21, 2015 19:16:32 GMT -6
That was one of the worst openings of Raw this year. I'm completely serious. Worst Opening to a RAW Slammy? FUCK YOU. |
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Post by Optimisn on Dec 21, 2015 19:17:21 GMT -6
I still just don't like him. I don't think there's anything he can do about it. I just want to punch him. Right in his suckhole. There's no way he could handle the Catalina Wine Mixer. POW!!! I'm sorry. Are you saying pow? |
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Post by Optimisn on Dec 21, 2015 19:24:53 GMT -6
Owens is cutting weight.
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Post by Optimisn on Dec 21, 2015 19:26:43 GMT -6
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 19:30:55 GMT -6
Because between Rhyno & Tommy Dreamer, it's Rhyno who is the one who needs replacing by Kane?
Neville??? Seriously???
Then they just cut to the Wyatt's already in the ring. And a random Kane entrance, who we haven't seen in a month.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 21, 2015 19:33:24 GMT -6
This isn't good.
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 19:34:37 GMT -6
Match made by The Authhority during commercial break.
Don't they just mean Stephanie? Continuity, know its not their strong suit, but for fuck sake.
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Post by randomone on Dec 21, 2015 19:36:20 GMT -6
Well if there's a positive out of the Wyatt's continuing this feud for yet another week, is that they keep winning, a rarity.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 21, 2015 19:36:58 GMT -6
Yeah that's the good news.
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