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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 12:22:23 GMT -6
2 weeks after the Rumble, already another PPV (and another 2 weeks from tonight as well). The Grammys are on, The Walking Dead returns, but I'll probably be watching this & the other stuff on DVR. Join me in this, will you?
Elimination Chamber for the WWE World Heavyweight Title John Cena vs Bray Wyatt vs Dean Ambrose vs AJ Styles vs The Miz vs Baron Corbin
Tag Team Turmoil for the Tag Team Titles American Alpha vs The Usos vs Breezango vs The Vaudevillains vs The Ascension vs Heath Slater & Rhyno
WWE Womens Title Alexa Bliss vs Naomi
Randy Orton vs Luke Harper
Becky Lynch vs Mickie James
Feud No One Gives Two Shits About Natalya vs Nikki Bella
Most Random Handicap Match Ever Dolph Ziggler vs Kalisto & Apollo Crews
Pre-Show Match (aka, the only people who are left not wrestling) Mojo Rawley vs Curt Hawkins
Main event is really the only match worth watching. I'm picking Bray, Alpha, Alexa, Orton, Becky, Tits, Ziggler (I guess, who cares though) & Mojo.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2017 13:08:11 GMT -6
I always pick tits.
This card is so bad. I'll dial in at 9pm.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 12, 2017 14:57:39 GMT -6
Yeah I am only remotely interested in the main event to see what happens for Mania.
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 12, 2017 15:06:57 GMT -6
I will probably be around. We've had some fun on here skewering the Grammy show as well.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 12, 2017 19:21:19 GMT -6
Becky wins the opener with a fluke pin.
Expect this to continue til Mania otherwise it was kind of meh.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 19:51:02 GMT -6
Skipped the Ziggler/Kalisto/Crews nonsense.
Watching the tag turmoil, one Uso went for a rollup on Slater, but Slater held onto the ropes, Uso yelled LOUDLY "Let Go! Let Go!" to Slater & he did, which led to the finish.
Mauro has already confused the Elimination Chamber with Hell in a Cell.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 19:52:46 GMT -6
Slater & Rhyno pinned Breezango & The Vaudevillains. Usos pinned Slater. Now it's Alpha vs Usos. Ascension still to come.
Have a sneaky suspicion we might see another mystery team, aka The Revival.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 12, 2017 19:53:33 GMT -6
They're posting on Twitter looking like they're under the ring. I'm sure it's trolling.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 19:59:07 GMT -6
Ok, so that post match beatdown by the Usos was about 5 minutes too long.
Ascension vs Alpha for the titles.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 20:04:24 GMT -6
Alpha retains. Not gonna lie, they did a good job of making you think the Ascension was going to win.
Tits vs Nattie up next. No thanks. Just a showcase for Tits to get her win.
I'll be watching something else.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 20:23:39 GMT -6
Hooray a double countout! This feud continues!!
I was watching the Grammys. John Legend, J Lo, Faith Hill, all didn't know the chorus to Sweet Caroline. Are you fucking serious? Get your shit together famous douches.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 12, 2017 20:25:32 GMT -6
There's a Grammy thread in General Discussion.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 20:25:36 GMT -6
Harper vs Orton up next. Probably going to be a really good match. Turn it on if you've been avoiding.
If given time, probably Harper's biggest match to date. YEEEAAAHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH YEEEEAAAHHHH
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 12, 2017 20:26:01 GMT -6
Hooray a double countout! This feud continues!! I was watching the Grammys. John Legend, J Lo, Faith Hill, all didn't know the chorus to Sweet Caroline. Are you fucking serious? Get your shit together famous douches. We have a thread for this kid. Make yourself famous.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 20:49:35 GMT -6
Orton over Harper. Very good showing for Harper, who again, deserves so much to be more than just a lackey.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 20:53:45 GMT -6
Nattie just attacked Tits Bella backstage & Tits ran into Maryse spilling her makeup.
Seeds planted. Get ready for Mania folks. Mixed tag.
Fuck.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 12, 2017 21:05:44 GMT -6
Wow.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 21:07:29 GMT -6
Umm, what the fuck?
You built Alexa up that whole time to lose to Naomi?
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 21:17:07 GMT -6
Chamber up next. New looking chamber. Bigger hole in the top, presumably for AJ to jump off of. We'll see.
Tune in if you've been avoiding!
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Post by November KS on Feb 12, 2017 21:23:14 GMT -6
Wait just a minute. Naomi won?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 12, 2017 21:28:35 GMT -6
Yes.
I'm okay with it I think.
AJ and Cena start off the main event.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 21:28:53 GMT -6
Wait just a minute. Naomi won? Yup, clean. No Mickie either. Assume we get a 4 Way with Becky vs Naomi vs Mickie vs Alexa at Mania. Ugh. Alexa deserved so much better.
AJ vs Cena to start off the Chamber.
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 12, 2017 21:29:53 GMT -6
Love the Elimination Chamber entrances.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 21:34:29 GMT -6
Ambrose in 3rd.
It's a PPV so maybe Ambrose might look interested in being there this time?
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 21:36:31 GMT -6
Another difference in the new Chamber is that it's not "steel grating" that is the outside of the ring. It looks like a softer surface to allow them to do more offense on without getting hurt.
Smart move to be honest.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 12, 2017 21:41:13 GMT -6
Agreed. That's a smart move.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 21:41:14 GMT -6
Wyatt in next. Crowd singing He's Got The Whole World In His Hands.
Can't remember the last time I heard that for Wyatt.
There's little platforms on top of the pods. Man, you can do a LOT more flippy shit off this thing.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 12, 2017 21:48:08 GMT -6
Fuck that was a weak elimination for Corbin.
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Post by randomone on Feb 12, 2017 21:48:27 GMT -6
Corbin gets rolled up by Ambrose & eliminated 1st.
His first thing he does.......is complain that Ambrose pulled the trunks. Seriously.
He lays out Dean in the process. Assuming we get Ambrose/Corbin? I'm totally fine with that.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 12, 2017 21:49:10 GMT -6
Though Miz is selling fear of Corbin like a champ.
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