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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 19:21:08 GMT -6
Steph & Roman kicked things off. Awful boring segment. Steph sounds like Tim The Toolman Taylor when she grunts.
She announced Strowman vs Mark Henry tonight which got zero reaction (shocking)
Charlotte vs Bayley later.
Could honestly give two shits about this show. Jericho/Owens segment I assume will again be the only redeeming factor.
Roman vs Good Brothers in what Steph called a Teddy Long special.......a Handicap Match (does she even know she fucked that up? TAG TEAM MATCH.....PLAYAAA) was the 1st match and it ended in a Disqualification.
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 13, 2017 19:29:19 GMT -6
I'm home. Bo needs to join the Wyatt Family.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 19:34:44 GMT -6
New Day is the worst part of Raw. It's amazing how little I care about them. They're awful. Now they're hocking ice cream?
Bo deserves so much better. I prefer Bray's actual brother in his Wyatt Family as opposed to The Vintner.
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 13, 2017 19:39:44 GMT -6
New Day is the worst part of Raw. It's amazing how little I care about them. They're awful. Now they're hocking ice cream? Bo deserves so much better. I prefer Bray's actual brother in his Wyatt Family as opposed to The Vintner. I certainly wouldn't go that far. I still did the Kofi-Clap when I walked in the house. Do they need to freshen up? Yes, whether that means heel turn, etc. |
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 13, 2017 19:40:48 GMT -6
I'm mildly uncomfortable with Jack's tights.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 19:44:11 GMT -6
EMMALINA IS UP NEXT!!!!!
EVERYONE SHUT UP & TURN IT ON!!!!
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 13, 2017 19:48:41 GMT -6
SHUT UP SAXTON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 19:49:03 GMT -6
New Day is the worst part of Raw. It's amazing how little I care about them. They're awful. Now they're hocking ice cream? Bo deserves so much better. I prefer Bray's actual brother in his Wyatt Family as opposed to The Vintner. I certainly wouldn't go that far. I still did the Kofi-Clap when I walked in the house. Do they need to freshen up? Yes, whether that means heel turn, etc. Please don't make me get into a Nash-esque debate haha. I honestly think they're they most boring part of Raw each week. At least Titus isn't on every week, same with guys like The Shining Stars, Golden Truth. I mean in terms of performers on Raw every week, they're awful. Desperate need of an upgrade. Ice Cream isn't the way to go.
Since they've lost the titles, they've become the most boring part of the show. At least when Rusev teams with a snoozer like Jinder, he's at least still awesome RuRu!
Screw all of that. EMMA IS ON TV!!! And she's got...........zero reaction.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 13, 2017 19:50:30 GMT -6
Quick, start with the retarded dancing.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 19:50:40 GMT -6
RIP Emmalina. 17 weeks & that's what they came up with. 25 seconds.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 13, 2017 19:52:08 GMT -6
At least she didn't come out as a dancing dinosaur.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 19:54:01 GMT -6
And she looked smoking hot. You know what, fuck it, in terms of WWE, that was a SUCCESSFUL RE-DEBUT!!!
Although I did want some bubbles.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:00:06 GMT -6
This 1st hour of Raw honestly could be the worst in quite some time. Especially since this is a February Raw, a time where WWE should give a shit.
Save Us Y2J!!(and KO)
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Feb 13, 2017 20:01:20 GMT -6
Worse "debut": Emmalina or Seven.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:04:01 GMT -6
Debut: Hot Girl who does nothing but be hot >>>>>> Uncle Fester looking dude
Vignettes: Hot Girl in bikini for 17 weeks >>>>>>> Creepy molester dude looking through a child's bedroom at night
Talking about Emmalina & Seven >>>>>>>>>>> Watching Mark Henry vs Strowman
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:06:52 GMT -6
"Time for Roman Reigns to get out of the fast lane, no pun intended."
Really Cole? Really?
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 13, 2017 20:11:59 GMT -6
Worse "debut": Emmalina or Seven. Dustin had a decent rack at the time. |
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:18:23 GMT -6
Rollins will def be back for Mania.
Love that Joe threatens if he does come back, he'll put him right back on the shelf. Makes Joe look like a monster. Well done.
First time I've said that about this Raw tonight.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:26:56 GMT -6
Good Lord, Lana sure isn't ugly. Holy crap.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:39:30 GMT -6
Very good match with RuRu/Sami. They need to give Rusev a better mask. It's really distracting.
Random girl robot's question "does your win tonight boost your confidence?"
Looks like we'll probably get Sami/Joe at Fastlane. I'm fine with it. Joe will murder him, but it'll be a really good match, hopefully (if Sami is allowed to get offense)
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 13, 2017 20:44:39 GMT -6
Very good match with RuRu/Sami. They need to give Rusev a better mask. It's really distracting. Random girl robot's question "does your win tonight boost your confidence?" Looks like we'll probably get Sami/Joe at Fastlane. I'm fine with it. Joe will murder him, but it'll be a really good match, hopefully (if Sami is allowed to get offense) She's not good. Attractive, but not good. I still like what they've done to advance Sami's character. |
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:46:35 GMT -6
Remember a story about Teddy Long where he'd sell dudes Viagra's backstage. Teddy told a story where Viscera would just pop Viagra's backstage to watch his junk get hard & just sit around. Hahaha.
Teddy Long ruled. Totally fine with this HOF induction.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:47:51 GMT -6
Worst compliment ever, but Charly is at least better than Dasha. But agreed, they're still pretty bad. Don't hold a candle to Renee.
Tozawa is on!
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 13, 2017 20:51:05 GMT -6
Tozawa can be a big WWE star. Teddy Long was pretty much a doing and selling drugs when he got a gig taking robes from the ring. Amazing story. Teddy's awesome.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:55:35 GMT -6
Best Friends Festival is next. Bayley vs Charlotte is the main event. Really hope they don't pull the trigger & give Bayley the title.
Have Sasha cost her the title. Don't do the full blown heel turn yet though. Do that at Fastlane.
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 13, 2017 20:55:42 GMT -6
Is Tozawa saying "Pow" or "Pa" right now? Is he trying to make bank?
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:58:06 GMT -6
Word is Trent Seven & Tyler Bate tore the house down at the NXT taping. Might want to make sure you catch that match this week.
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Post by randomone on Feb 13, 2017 20:59:36 GMT -6
Call dibs on the gif of Jericho putting his hat on.
This is going to fucking rule.
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 13, 2017 21:00:21 GMT -6
All of these girls just interviewed for an announcing gig.
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Post by Optimisn on Feb 13, 2017 21:02:03 GMT -6
I am the guy managing a beer, popcorn, and a "Festival of Friendship" poster board with tape in the middle.
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