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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 13:41:44 GMT -6
Raw is in Philly, so someone might be lit on fire. Hopefully it's that new Domino's kid or Saxton. I'm keeping my expectations low, but everyone should be there.
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Post by November KS on Mar 27, 2017 13:54:34 GMT -6
I'll be here with my fair and balanced review late tonight.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 18:01:10 GMT -6
Uh oh. Brian Lee hacked the entrance.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Mar 27, 2017 18:04:02 GMT -6
AT GORILLA. HEYMAN GOING ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ON ABOUT HIS LITTLE DEAL THAT RAN HERE IN PHILADELPHIA. CHOLESTEROL TAKING PHYSICAL FORM AS IT OOZES FROM HIS PORES. IT'S A BIG DAY, PAUL. DON'T MAKE ME FIRE YOU AGAIN.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 18:10:20 GMT -6
This is the shits.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 27, 2017 18:12:06 GMT -6
And here comes Nia.
This Women's division fucked up so many great angles for Mania.
Bayley's first title win, Charlotte's streak.
So much wasted opportunity.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Mar 27, 2017 18:18:08 GMT -6
AT GORILLA WATCHING THE MONITOR WITH FLAIR. EXPLAINING TO HIM HOW I STILL LOVE A NICE SET OF FAKE KNOCKERS. FLAIR LOOKS PERPLEXED, POSSIBLY ALREADY DRUNK.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 18:21:18 GMT -6
I think this crowd would prefer King Mabel.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 27, 2017 18:31:17 GMT -6
So Nia destroys everyone on the go home show to cement that she's not winning on Sunday.
No problem with it.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 27, 2017 18:40:57 GMT -6
Sami Zayn announces himself as the first loser in the battle royal.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 27, 2017 18:41:28 GMT -6
Kevin Owens and Zayn AGAIN.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 27, 2017 18:41:54 GMT -6
If Zayn loses, he's fired.
Or traded to Smackdown.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 18:42:40 GMT -6
Austin Aries stole that coat from a woman at a Milwaukee casino. True story.
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Post by randomone on Mar 27, 2017 18:45:36 GMT -6
I'm late, but I saw what happened. Whole bunch of nothing with the women. My God having them all talk together really shows you how much all of them need improvement cutting promos (especially Bayley & Nia, who shouldn't even be talking anyways since she's a monster).
Honestly, I would have preferred seeing Nia & Bayley have two squash matches during the night, then have Charlotte & Sasha cut promos at different points of the night. No reason to clump everything together in the 1st 30 minutes of the show.
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Post by randomone on Mar 27, 2017 18:49:53 GMT -6
Sami being regulated to the battle royal fucking blows. Remember when Mick would constantly make Sami jump through hoops before feeding him to Strowman? Now all of a sudden Mick is Sami's hero. Just dumb booking. Hope he just does a fingerpoke of doom & goes to Smackdown. He'd be far better off there.
Then we have Alicia Foooooooooooxxxx in that outfit, holy smokes, delightful.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 18:57:55 GMT -6
I hope Undertaker didn't die.
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Post by randomone on Mar 27, 2017 18:58:19 GMT -6
My God did Noam Dar eat all of that 1st forearm. Decent little match. Pretty much the same exact match Aries has been having with everyone since his return though.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 18:59:04 GMT -6
That Kingslayer shirt is tits.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 19:05:42 GMT -6
Do you think the guy in the lime green shirt put that out the night before? "THIS, is the look I want to go with hard cam side tomorrow!"
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 27, 2017 19:07:45 GMT -6
I think this crowd would prefer King Mabel. I'd be fine with the corpse of Mabel King.
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Post by randomone on Mar 27, 2017 19:08:45 GMT -6
Just speaking for me, but I'd love for Rollins to come back & wrestle in front of 200 people at the National Guard Armory.
This promo seems to be Vince talking. The whole billionaire line had to come from him.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 19:12:53 GMT -6
I think this crowd would prefer King Mabel. I'd be fine with the corpse of Mable King. Does everything have to be sexual with you?
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 19:13:13 GMT -6
Anyone else think that Rollins promo was outstanding?
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Post by randomone on Mar 27, 2017 19:28:14 GMT -6
My God was that a colossal waste of time. Show, Jinder, Dallas, Axel, Primo, Epico, Truth & Goldust. That's the D-list roster if I've ever seen one.
Then Strowman gets tossed in there, because that's what you want, build a guy since August only to have him lose right before Mania & regulate him to a jobber battle royal.
Look forward to Brauny doing that dumb trophy pose for 6 months.
That segment blew, majorly.
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 27, 2017 19:31:00 GMT -6
I'd be fine with the corpse of Mable King. Does everything have to be sexual with you? Gotta do something during the cruiserweights and ladies matches.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 19:33:23 GMT -6
Does everything have to be sexual with you? Gotta do something during the cruiserweights and ladies matches. I was just telling someone about your run as Lunch Money Lewis in the early 90's.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 19:42:29 GMT -6
I know WAY more than I want to about Jack Gallagher from those tights.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 27, 2017 19:52:08 GMT -6
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Post by randomone on Mar 27, 2017 20:03:38 GMT -6
98% of the crowd is booing, yet they cut to the 3 women in the front row (one who almost hit herself in the face with her own breasts) cheering for him.
That's good enough to give him another run as top babyface, right?
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 27, 2017 20:04:03 GMT -6
Gotta do something during the cruiserweights and ladies matches. I was just telling someone about your run as Lunch Money Lewis in the early 90's. Paul was gonna bring me in as another Dudley brother until that prick Sabu showed him those tapes.
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