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Post by Optimisn on Apr 24, 2017 15:42:33 GMT -6
Raw is in Kansas City. Instead of their overrated BBQ on cheap white bread slices, Kalisto will be thrown in the garbage. I'll be around.
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Post by Danny Busch on Apr 24, 2017 15:59:53 GMT -6
Movie > band
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Post by November KS on Apr 24, 2017 16:07:08 GMT -6
I'll be here after the Bucks win. Kinda hoping Kalisto legit dies tonight. Can't wait!
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 24, 2017 16:28:04 GMT -6
Impressive. I didn't know if the reference would click.  |
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 18:08:54 GMT -6
Assume we see Roman return tonight, throw Braun in the dumpster & push it off the stage. Only for Braun to get up from it & RAAAWWWWRRRR as the show goes off the air. I mean, they have to do something tonight to set up a stip match for the PPV.
Drink this Highlight Reel in, we aren't getting another one for a while. Fozzy tour awaits. |
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 24, 2017 18:13:02 GMT -6
I'm starting to look forward to Miz and Maryse every week.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 24, 2017 18:17:20 GMT -6
I popped for the gift.
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 18:19:53 GMT -6
RIP Mitch the Plant #NeverForget
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 24, 2017 18:28:04 GMT -6
I think Matt's cardio machine is #BROKEN.
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 18:33:59 GMT -6
WWE is super quick to dish out money to keep Mauro quiet, but they're slow as fuck dealing with the TNA/Hardys stuff.
Just pay the morons off (not like TNA won't blow the money on something stupid like photoshoots with owls & bringing back a Shoney's manager to their roster) & get Matt/Jeff back to being WONDERFULLY BROKEN. To be honest, just hearing the 1999 Hardy music makes me uninterested in them.
The reason they gained so much popularity was because of their broken characters. Not their 1999 characters.
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 18:35:40 GMT -6
I think Matt's cardio machine is #BROKEN. Haha, ironically enough now Booker & Graves are talking about how good of a gas tank Matt has on him. |
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Post by Steely Don on Apr 24, 2017 18:38:58 GMT -6
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 18:57:51 GMT -6
That was a really fun tag match with Neville/TJP vs Gallagher/Aries. Most the crowd has been into the CW guys in a LONG time.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 24, 2017 19:00:16 GMT -6
I think Harley Race is going to have to pull a gun on Hogan backstage to really get this KC crowd going.
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 19:02:33 GMT -6
That's a super tiny dumpster.
I can only hope we continue with these dumb random gimmick matches next week. Like Bo Dallas vs Roman Reigns in a Nightstick Match or something.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 24, 2017 19:03:38 GMT -6
Vince is letting Trump book some of the show tonight.
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 19:04:19 GMT -6
"I am a man, Kurt! I am no garbage!"
Just in case you forgot why they don't have Kalisto cut promos. #LuchaUhhhhStuff
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 24, 2017 19:08:31 GMT -6
Braun is the biggest babyface on Raw.
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Post by Danny Busch on Apr 24, 2017 19:08:51 GMT -6
mixing in just the right amount of ridiculous stuff like this makes the product way more enjoyable. no midgets though....keep kays & hornswoggle away.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 24, 2017 19:13:42 GMT -6
Braun is the biggest babyface on Raw. I would agree, but did you see absolutely nobody pop for his entrance? This crowd blows. I really like how they handled this match. |
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Post by Steely Don on Apr 24, 2017 19:15:38 GMT -6
Of all the towns to way oversell the distance of a dropped object ...
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 19:20:38 GMT -6
The stage has been lowered so much since 1998 when the Outlaws tossed Mick & Funk off in a dumpster.
The drop is like 6 feet now tops. Why are they selling this like death?
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 24, 2017 19:21:38 GMT -6
Of all the towns to way oversell the distance of a dropped object ...  |
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 19:25:40 GMT -6
House of Horrors match could be Kennel From Hell level bad.
And I'm assuming it's going to be a taped thing shown on the big screen too, meaning they'll be able to edit it to suck less, but c'mon.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 24, 2017 19:28:05 GMT -6
I imagine it'll be like the Backlot brawl or the Boiler Room March where part of it is taped and they finish in the ring.
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 19:30:28 GMT -6
Dana Brooke vs Alicia Fox up next.
Yeah. Crowd should be on fire for this one.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 24, 2017 19:32:29 GMT -6
Tonight, Dana Brooke looks like the younger sister of Jillian Hall and Chyna.
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 19:33:58 GMT -6
It took me longer to write my previous post than that match went. What a fucking pointless segment.
Save us Joe & Good Brothers.
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 19:40:41 GMT -6
Couldn't help myself. |
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Post by randomone on Apr 24, 2017 19:42:47 GMT -6
Tonight, Dana Brooke looks like the younger sister of Jillian Hall and Chyna.  |
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