Optimisn
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 30, 2017 19:49:44 GMT -6
Tenay doesn't care for my dancing to Joe's entrance theme.
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 19:58:16 GMT -6
That whole House of Horrors shit sucked the energy right out of this crowd.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 30, 2017 20:04:02 GMT -6
Not me, but awesome. "Either Randy Orton is driving the limo or he has the refrigerator in a chinlock right now."
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 30, 2017 20:07:07 GMT -6
Don't like Joe losing his first PPV match but can't complain too much.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 30, 2017 20:08:33 GMT -6
Don't like Joe losing his first PPV match but can't complain too much. His right shoulder wasn't down.
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 20:09:21 GMT -6
Traffic must be fine in San Jose on Sundays. Took Wyatt 20 minutes to get from his house to the arena.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 30, 2017 20:12:08 GMT -6
I don't get the complaints about time to the arena. You are suspending your belief for this shit. Go a little bit further.
The timing stuff is ridiculous though.
Plan that shit.
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 20:17:22 GMT -6
Crowd could literally give two shits about Orton appearing out of nowhere. He must've taken a sweet Uber or Lyft.
Now Jinder & the Bollywood Boyz. Boy this went from bad to worse.
And Orton beats the champ.
My God this feud was the drizzling shits.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 30, 2017 20:18:02 GMT -6
That actually made sense.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 30, 2017 20:18:26 GMT -6
Since Wyatt is involved, I'll talk creative. How about a "Table of Horrors" match in 2014? I'm doing my #BuzzardTax bit while the "comedian" at the table was staring at me for getting laughs. Maybe he didn't like us calling him names. Hispanic Abdullah the Butcher shows up for the main event. In an elevated chair, the cock heat coming off the dude was enough for me to practically sit on Speeps' lap. This was real life.
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 20:19:05 GMT -6
Smackdown went 0-2 tonight against Raw guys.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 30, 2017 20:19:06 GMT -6
Wait, that wasn't for the title?
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 20:22:06 GMT -6
Wait, that wasn't for the title? Nope. They stopped talking about it being for the title as soon as Jinder was named #1 Contender.
This match was literally for no one.
That was dog shit. Hated everything about that. Except for honestly the Jinder/Bollywood Boyz thing, because they need to continue to build that match. That part at least I got.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 30, 2017 20:26:13 GMT -6
I know it's not a good reason, but I've been super entertained by all of the bits created from the match. So I'm good with it.
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 20:32:08 GMT -6
"Braun Strowman is like a freight train running you over!"
Who I immediately thought of...
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 20:39:43 GMT -6
This match hasn't sucked. I've liked it for the most part. But for a guy who was essentially murdered a few weeks ago, Roman is getting far too much offense in.
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 20:41:27 GMT -6
Cole: Braun Strowman RAAAWWWWRRRR'S again!
I hate you so much Michael Cole.
Roman pinned clean. This sets up Braun vs Brock perfectly for their match at Ain't No Mountain High Enough
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Post by November KS on Apr 30, 2017 20:42:32 GMT -6
Cole: Braun Strowman RAAAWWWWRRRR'S again! I hate you so much Michael Cole. Roman pinned clean. This sets up Braun vs Brock perfectly for their match at Ain't No Mountain High Enough
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 20:45:26 GMT -6
Crowd: Thank You Strowman! Referee checking on Roman: What's wrong with you guys?
Other referee's looking confused at the crowd chants.
Hahaha.
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 20:45:56 GMT -6
Wait for it.
Strowman is going to come back out & say "I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!!!!!"
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Post by randomone on Apr 30, 2017 20:50:52 GMT -6
Oh for the love of God.
For those of you still watching, Strowman yelled "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!" as Roman was getting into the ambulance, Roman moved & Strowman wiped out the ambulance door like a clumsy doofus. Roman, one armed, slammed the other side of the door on Braun & he scampered away with Roman standing there.
THEY HAD STROWMAN LOOK STRONG FOR 10 MINUTES!! So damn stupid.
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 30, 2017 20:59:29 GMT -6
I thought it was a good show. Alexa just asked if she'll get balloons if she says Beatlejuice three times. Glorious.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 30, 2017 21:04:56 GMT -6
It was a thumbs mildly up show.
House of Horrors nonsense aside, no real issue with the show.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 30, 2017 21:32:21 GMT -6
The WWE's House of Horrors Can Be Yours For Just ...
Earlier this evening, Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton participated in the WWE's first ever "House of Horrors Match," part of which took place inside an actual house. As Wyatt ambushed Orton multiple times throughout the house and dropped various appliances on him, wrestling fans around the world only had one question: where is this House of Horrors located?
Well, it turns out it's in Richmond, Missouri, a small town about 40 minutes from Kansas City. And eagle eyed wrestling fans discovered it's also currently for sale! That's right, Bray Wyatt's House of Horrors can be yours for just $36,000. Several fans on the Internet discovered that Wyatt apparently listed the house back in March 2017, just a week before Wrestlemania.
According to the listing, this place of nightmares is a fixer upper's dream with tons of potential! The house has a newer septic, a little bit of acreage, and some creepy dolls hanging from the ceiling of the second bedroom. In addition to a toppled refrigerator and a ruined dining room table, there's also some water in the basement due to the sump pump not being on for several years. Sadly, the listing doesn't mention the haunted tractor, so we're guessing that Bray Wyatt will take that with him when he sells the house.
For those wondering whether the House of Horrors is located in a good school district, Zillow gives the local high school a 6 out of 10 rating, which is pretty good considering that an actual haunted house owned by a swamp cult is located nearby.
Since the House of Horrors is located in Missouri, we're particularly interested how Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton made it to San Jose. Maybe Wyatt's teleportation powers have a bit more range than we previously thought?
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Post by November KS on Apr 30, 2017 21:53:36 GMT -6
I'll say one thing and I have never seen this before with anything other than thunder/lightning storms but their stupid House of Nonsense match actually completely spooked out our cat.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 30, 2017 21:56:46 GMT -6
Haha. Cats are stupid.
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Post by November KS on Apr 30, 2017 22:48:04 GMT -6
Here's something interesting. I still think Jericho gives a rematch on Tuesday and Owens puts him out for his "career" basically but the Fozzy schedule is quirky on two fronts. First, I don't know if he was trolling, expected to work Mondays, or just wanted a day off but the entire May concert tour for Fozzy has Mondays off. Now of course he's on Tuesday's now anyways so........ The other thing is that unless Fozzy is gonna add a shitload of dates and soon, they only have 3 dates schedule past the end of May. www.chris-jericho.com/judas-rising-tour/
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Post by November KS on Apr 30, 2017 23:31:39 GMT -6
I think The Law was far too negative on the PPV. Ok, ok, the House of Horror's sucked for a lot of people but then again I saw a surprising number of people on the Twittah that actually seemed to dig it.
The rest of the card was solid as all get out despite the lackluster build.
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Post by November KS on Apr 30, 2017 23:55:39 GMT -6
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Post by randomone on May 1, 2017 7:10:25 GMT -6
He needs to go to Smackdown now and call Dasha 'Charly' now.
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