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Post by Optimisn on May 1, 2017 18:04:13 GMT -6
We kick off with the women in the ring.
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Post by Steely Don on May 1, 2017 18:04:48 GMT -6
We kick off with the women in the ring. By 'kick off' I'm hoping you mean Snitzky comes in and gives them all the baby treatment. |
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Post by Steely Don on May 1, 2017 18:10:13 GMT -6
So is that called a shmoz or a clambake?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 1, 2017 18:31:27 GMT -6
AT GORILLA. BIFOCALS AT TIP OF NOSE, TELLING COLE TO SAY GODDESS AGAIN. NO, COLE, I DON'T CARE IF THE FUCKING SEGMENT IS OVER. SAY GODDESS AGAIN DAMMIT.
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Post by Optimisn on May 1, 2017 19:24:46 GMT -6
Quite the hot tag from Tozawa. Haha.
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Post by randomone on May 1, 2017 20:28:56 GMT -6
I can't remember the last time I've decided not to watch Raw while it's happening live. Just didn't want to sit through 3 hours of it tonight.
I'll give it the DVR fast forward through the crap treatment tomorrow & see how it goes.
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Post by Steely Don on May 1, 2017 20:35:17 GMT -6
This whole night I've been in no man's land ... shitty Raw vs Cubs rainout then when the game started a quick washout.
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Post by randomone on May 1, 2017 20:41:49 GMT -6
I chose to watch David Ross on Dancing with the Stars over Raw and have zero regrets, haha.
He survived & made it to the Final 5. It's funny because he's lasting longer than people who are legit good at dancing & I love it because it pisses a lot of people off.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 1, 2017 20:50:29 GMT -6
So is Braun's injury legit or a work to work to Extreme Rules?
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Post by Steely Don on May 1, 2017 20:59:06 GMT -6
So is Braun's injury legit or a work to work to Extreme Rules? I don't think the injury is a shoot. |
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Post by Optimisn on May 1, 2017 21:19:19 GMT -6
So is Braun's injury legit or a work to work to Extreme Rules? Supposedly work. Interesting they went with one of the most legit injuries in the world. The main event was pretty awesome. |
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Post by Steely Don on May 1, 2017 21:20:44 GMT -6
Really well put together main event ... solid action throughout but left plenty of room for the final match segments. Very engaging closer.
I'd be curious as to who agented the match and how much leeway were those three given to work.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 22:22:42 GMT -6
Real time.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 22:36:31 GMT -6
Alexa is just on another level than the rest of the women at the moment.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 22:42:31 GMT -6
Ranking in terms of hotness for this match:
1. Alexa
2. Sasha
3. Alicia
4. Emma
5. Mickie
6. Bayley
7. Nia
8. Dana
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 22:52:25 GMT -6
I was oddly amused by that entire women's opening segment and match.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 23:13:01 GMT -6
Gallows and Enzo was also oddly interesting.........but most of the time I was thinking about how fricken weird a program between Bray Wyatt & Enzo would be. The promos would be confounding.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 23:35:17 GMT -6
SETH WANTS THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 23:43:56 GMT -6
That's an awful lot of talent in the ring to have suck a lackluster segment.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 23:45:14 GMT -6
This would be a pretty tough Raw without the good ol' DVR.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 23:46:24 GMT -6
There's happy Rich.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 23:47:15 GMT -6
And screamy guy.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 23:48:56 GMT -6
And now everybody has an umbrella. Gonna go ahead and predict that this is a 3 minute absolute clusterfuck coming up.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 23:51:31 GMT -6
Kendrick & Nese look like what would happen if you threw James Storm & Sandow in a dryer and let it run way too long.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 23:52:33 GMT -6
If crowds start chanting along with this screamy yelly thing then I'm done with Raw.
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Post by November KS on May 1, 2017 23:59:07 GMT -6
Still not convinced Noam Dar isn't actually Brad Maddox.
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Post by November KS on May 2, 2017 0:05:15 GMT -6
Oddly entertaining on one level. Kinda infuriating on other levels. Swann does some incredible shit in the ring but then he ends up the dancing fool. This other guy seems fine too but now we're subjected to this odd screamy yelly battle cry? It's awful. Just let them wrestle without the bullshit.
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Post by November KS on May 2, 2017 0:32:41 GMT -6
I have no idea what's going on.
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Post by November KS on May 2, 2017 1:02:04 GMT -6
It's possible this show is horrible.
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Post by November KS on May 2, 2017 1:02:46 GMT -6
I'm gonna go slam my nuts in the desk drawer just to see if I'm still alive.
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