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Post by Optimisn on Aug 28, 2017 17:27:15 GMT -6
This is the posting spot for Don to make a joke about North Korea firing a missile over Japan. Oh, and Raw.
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Post by Steely Don on Aug 28, 2017 18:07:11 GMT -6
Herro Amerikkkan Stoopids.
You rike my Missle? Sure you do, just rike your Prezident Trumppet like gold showah.
Soon you all be under my gold showah - of Missles as you stoopids get on fire and burn ...maybe Hooston live longer with water, water everywhere?
Ha - you now go watch wressling puny audience in Nahshvill not like 300,000 and more from WCW coming to see great production of wressle for Best Korea while I go choppa-choppa Japan's pee-pee, Ha.
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Post by Optimisn on Aug 28, 2017 18:11:09 GMT -6
Herro Amerikkkan Stoopids. You rike my Missle? Sure you do, just rike your Prezident Trumppet like gold showah. Soon you all be under my gold showah - of Missles as you stoopids get on fire and burn ...maybe Hooston live longer with water, water everywhere? Ha - you now go watch wressling puny audience in Nahshvill not like 300,000 and more from WCW coming to see great production of wressle for Best Korea while I go choppa-choppa Japan's pee-pee, Ha.  |
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Post by Danny Busch on Aug 28, 2017 18:23:14 GMT -6
King Kong show. Wtf is with that look? Get the lumberjack beard back asap.
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Post by Steely Don on Aug 28, 2017 18:24:49 GMT -6
My account was apparently hacked by some North Korean Spy Agency ... yeah, that's the ticket.
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Post by Optimisn on Aug 28, 2017 18:31:20 GMT -6
I really like this Jeff Hardy v Miz thing.
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Post by Danny Busch on Aug 28, 2017 18:49:37 GMT -6
This is not making 205 better, it's making Enzo worse. Get him managing already.
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Post by Steely Don on Aug 28, 2017 19:24:26 GMT -6
Later on tonight, Cesaro will be flinging a Buick over the Tennessee River one-handed.
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Post by Optimisn on Aug 28, 2017 19:28:25 GMT -6
Why is No Mercy instantly a better card than SummerFest?
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Post by Steely Don on Aug 28, 2017 19:42:35 GMT -6
Not gonna lie ... was hoping this was a black-hearted promo for the return of Shark Boy.
(Yes, I could've gone w/ Helms but that's just to blatant)
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Post by Steely Don on Aug 28, 2017 19:43:47 GMT -6
Why is No Mercy instantly a better card than SummerFest? Kinda makes sense ... everyone's gonna watch Summerslam even if it's Cena vs a broom ... might as well save some money matches for the offseason follow-up PPV. |
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Post by Steely Don on Aug 28, 2017 19:48:59 GMT -6
Maybe it's the corpse makeup, maybe it's the annoying-as-fuck "started the women's revolution" (which I'm well aware is its purpose), but I just don't get the appeal of Emma as a looker.
+1 though for yanking Mickie out of that silly wristlock tumbling nonsense.
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Post by Steely Don on Aug 28, 2017 20:03:53 GMT -6
Ah, so it's worked-shoot night I see ...
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Post by Optimisn on Aug 28, 2017 20:05:43 GMT -6
Maybe it's the corpse makeup, maybe it's the annoying-as-fuck "started the women's revolution" (which I'm well aware is its purpose), but I just don't get the appeal of Emma as a looker. +1 though for yanking Mickie out of that silly wristlock tumbling nonsense. I think Emma's a dead fish but I'm not going to apologize for finding her to be a looker. |
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Post by Danny Busch on Aug 28, 2017 20:09:08 GMT -6
This actually doesn't suck.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Aug 28, 2017 20:13:12 GMT -6
That promo was great by Cena.
Hey it's the Good Brothers to job out to NERDS.
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Post by Steely Don on Aug 28, 2017 20:21:21 GMT -6
I'm not sure I follow the promo logic ... clearly Cena came off showing considerably better than Reigns, and there's no way on Earth any producer would've thought otherwise.
What's the long-term effect? What does beating Cena do for Reigns in reality? What in God's name would be the point of Cena going over?
I just don't understand the point other than to get a great quarter-hour rating and some internet chatter for a while.
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Post by Optimisn on Aug 28, 2017 20:28:17 GMT -6
I'm not sure I follow the promo logic ... clearly Cena came off showing considerably better than Reigns, and there's no way on Earth any producer would've thought otherwise. What's the long-term effect? What does beating Cena do for Reigns in reality? What in God's name would be the point of Cena going over? I just don't understand the point other than to get a great quarter-hour rating and some internet chatter for a while. I'd like to think there's a long term plan here. They will use Cena over the course of two years to get Roman over. Or just actually get someone hot and people will organically find the product. They could exchange wins and get Rock involved. Seriously. It would be a thing. But how do you start it at No Mercy? That tells me, pending a blood test, whatever..... |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Aug 28, 2017 20:29:20 GMT -6
Elias Time!
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Post by Optimisn on Aug 28, 2017 20:31:05 GMT -6
Nice.
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Post by Steely Don on Aug 28, 2017 20:31:18 GMT -6
That's a jaunty little tune.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Aug 28, 2017 20:31:30 GMT -6
I hope Elias kills Lawler.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Aug 28, 2017 20:32:52 GMT -6
Oh God.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Aug 28, 2017 20:34:15 GMT -6
Elias is over.
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Post by Optimisn on Aug 28, 2017 20:36:07 GMT -6
MF. You have something fall in your lap like Lawler announcing in Memphis. He's not going to die in the fucking ring corporate bags. You could have developed a real moment in 2017. Fuck.
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Post by Optimisn on Aug 28, 2017 20:46:53 GMT -6
Just a friendly reminder the challenger in this match adopted a pig. A pig she named Larry Steve. Oh, and she looks like her.  |
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Post by Steely Don on Aug 28, 2017 20:48:32 GMT -6
This ad is kinda sidetracked by having it start with Roman who earlier got buried deeper than Benoit.
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Post by Optimisn on Aug 28, 2017 20:52:43 GMT -6
This ad is kinda sidetracked by having it start with Roman who earlier got buried deeper than Benoit. Roman was buried is a new internet thought. This absolutely needs to be played out. It strikes me as a situation. Let's have the new Hogan we didn't properly get over fight with the Samoan Hogan we didn't properly get over. By the time it's done, one will get the other over. Maybe both. I'm down to see what happens. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Aug 28, 2017 21:04:38 GMT -6
Sasha loses again.
Is this her deal now? She can't successfully defend the title.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Aug 28, 2017 21:05:21 GMT -6
Saw that coming.
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