Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511 
|
Post by Steely Don on Oct 30, 2017 18:06:24 GMT -6
Here's Kurt and all the gang to open the show. I'd write more but I need a couple of hot dogs .... hey buddy.
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,717
|
Post by Optimisn on Oct 30, 2017 18:10:31 GMT -6
The 3 E's. Erection, Emasculation, and........Extensions? I didn't think this all the way through.
|
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Oct 30, 2017 18:12:01 GMT -6
God damnit ... I come back with my weiners and that cunt is on the show?
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,717
|
Post by Optimisn on Oct 30, 2017 18:14:15 GMT -6
God damnit ... I come back with my weiners and that cunt is on the show? Rhyno is just standing on the stage. |
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 18:18:03 GMT -6
Ok, Steph is still a hot mom.
Now please get the fuck off my TV, k thankssssssss.
|
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Oct 30, 2017 18:19:57 GMT -6
Was Samoa Joe out there? Where's he been anyway?
(kayfabe or shoot ... both preferably)
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 18:20:00 GMT -6
Bo is back!
Shit, this might mean Sister Abigail is soon to follow & even worse.....the big dog.
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 18:20:32 GMT -6
Was Samoa Joe out there? Where's he been anyway? (kayfabe or shoot ... both preferably) Knee injury. He should be cleared soon. Probably by Survivor Series.
Or maybe save him for the Rumble?
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,717
|
Post by Optimisn on Oct 30, 2017 18:21:39 GMT -6
Ok, Steph is still a hot mom. Now please get the fuck off my TV, k thankssssssss. I don't remember who wrote it and I don't remember if I posted it here. But someone made a very valid case for Stephanie's involvement being a huge reason nobody can get any heat. Like thousands of words case. It was totally accurate. |
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,717
|
Post by Optimisn on Oct 30, 2017 18:22:23 GMT -6
Was Samoa Joe out there? Where's he been anyway? (kayfabe or shoot ... both preferably) I don't want to SPOIL anything, but he's been out with a knee injury. |
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Oct 30, 2017 18:22:30 GMT -6
I think it's possible that Alicia needs to be grabbed by the hair and bent over a sink.
With all due respect.
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 18:24:37 GMT -6
Seeing as the only time she's ever gotten her comeuppance is by her husband running into her knocking her off the apron through the table & Vickie Guerrero throwing her into pudding.
Watching old episodes of Monday Night Raw from 98, Vince got his ass kicked like 4 weeks out of 5 usually. So when Austin would get his ass kicked, it really made it count.
Now it's the babyfaces get buried for MONTHS (in Steph's case, years), only to get one show of revenge, if lucky.
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 18:25:34 GMT -6
Tonight is a night of returns of people I didn't want returning.
Crazy Alicia does rule at least.
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,717
|
Post by Optimisn on Oct 30, 2017 18:27:53 GMT -6
I think it's possible that Alicia needs to be grabbed by the hair and bent over a sink. With all due respect. For a shampooing? |
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Oct 30, 2017 18:31:15 GMT -6
You're welcome.
|
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Oct 30, 2017 18:34:58 GMT -6
Next segment will apparently be Rikishi and then they'll wheel out Yoko's carcass ... Welcome to Monday Night Big Ass Samoan Hour!
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 18:39:38 GMT -6
Or you know, Joe could come back 15 minutes after my post & I could go fuck myself.
Have I also mentioned Nia Jax is a terrible wrestler? She added a tumbleweed to her move set, big whoop. Ironic she returns to TV a few days before Total Divas kicks off.
Bayley will be jobbing to enhancement talent by years end. When was he last time she won a singles match? Let alone a clean win?
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 18:43:16 GMT -6
Cole said Crews asked for this match. If Joe's return was a surprise tonight, how could Apollo Crews ask for a match with him?
Cole, you fuckin dummy
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 18:52:07 GMT -6
Jojo and her large ass has also returned I see.
And by large ass, I don't mean Bray.
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,717
|
Post by Optimisn on Oct 30, 2017 18:54:01 GMT -6
Cole said Crews asked for this match. If Joe's return was a surprise tonight, how could Apollo Crews ask for a match with him? Cole, you fuckin dummy I complain about parts of my genetics. But my ability from birth to not listen to anything Michael Cole says is truly a gift. You will quote things he said while I was watching and I literally heard none of it. Haha. I only hear Booker because he chimes in with soundbites. |
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,717
|
Post by Optimisn on Oct 30, 2017 19:03:06 GMT -6
They really need to do something with Matt soon. He just looks like an old star on the indy scene right now.
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 19:10:59 GMT -6
Alexa tells Kurt to cut some dead weight on the roster (subtle jab) including Mickie and replace them with some Mae Young Classic competitors, or YOU CAN EVEN DIG UP MAE.
Jesus Christ was that line necessary?
Mickie vs Bliss is the main event. Totally expect Mickie to win like I said last week & face Nattie at the PPV. Bliss can be on the women's team
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 19:18:23 GMT -6
Asuka squash match! Finally!
If only the crowd gave a shit.
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 19:22:07 GMT -6
Lloyd Boner just showed up on RAW.
Wonder if they turn Bryan heel as a way to make him "less over" if he does in fact leave next year? As a way to take away some of his babyface pop.
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,717
|
Post by Optimisn on Oct 30, 2017 19:37:01 GMT -6
I figured Finn was going to face the girl Asuka just beat.
|
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Oct 30, 2017 19:58:52 GMT -6
I like that they've tried to 'blend' segments together a little. Hard breaks are generally annoying.
|
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Oct 30, 2017 20:00:31 GMT -6
Kane + Kyle Schwarber = MATCH
|
|
|
|
Post by Positivity Peeps on Oct 30, 2017 20:00:45 GMT -6
Did Rollins just bust out the Blockbuster?
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,717
|
Post by Optimisn on Oct 30, 2017 20:04:42 GMT -6
The EMT's looked like men on a mission to get Daniel Bryan out.
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Oct 30, 2017 20:05:42 GMT -6
Angle was such a terrible actor in that backstage segment with Bryan. It's like really really awful.
|
|
