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Post by November KS on Nov 5, 2013 23:17:09 GMT -6
GOOD GRIEF KHALI VS RYBACK INCOGNITOMaybe they'll just kill each other and do us all a favor. I think I was excited to see Khali twice since his debut. First was the debut and the second time was the next time as I figured he couldn't possibly suck as much as he did during his debut. But he did. Ryback won and I missed the whole thing typing. YES!!! Take them all out Ryback!! KILL HORNSWOGGLE!!  3/10 Mostly for the cupcake
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Post by November KS on Nov 5, 2013 23:29:05 GMT -6
KOFI AND HIS 7 YEAR STALE CHARACTER VS ALBERTO DEL RIO AND HISI want you people to watch closely. ADR isn't half the worker some think he is. See. He already almost got Kofi killed by not breaking his fall outside the ring. Punches are weak. His tats are weak. Ok, well him mocking Kofi's boom boom high five was almost funny. See that? He let the leg slip out in a pin attempt. Oh my goodness. The head/leg whip thing into the turnbuckle? Is that not enough proof? But I did like his headbutts, the final cross arm breaker, and his lamborgini's or insaguri's or however you spell it. Not looking it up. 5/10 Could've been a lot worse. 
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Post by November KS on Nov 5, 2013 23:34:12 GMT -6
I wonder if Big E already has enough pull to get voted in over Dolph? Or do they just rig these deals?
I was gonna say that Dolph and Orton would be the better match, but I'm not so sure. Big E can go.
If Miz wins the rant is over.
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Post by November KS on Nov 5, 2013 23:54:51 GMT -6
I could take David Ortiz. Cole almost forgot The Miz as an option. Oh God, you know this means King is gonna.........see. Wait, Orton is interrupting him. Well that's a good start. It's one thing to wake up to Randy Orton. Just watch your step as you get out of bed. Oh shit, it's Lawler again. WHOA! BIG E LANGSTON!! THE DEFECATOR VS THE DEFINTIONReally like some of the big men tonight. Not doing it. Big E and Sweaty Wyatt. Not so much with Ryback and Khali.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 0:04:09 GMT -6
They seemed to have dropped the Doyles out of the commercial lineup. They should move to Illinois and not hide it anymore. It's no big deal. That owner guy is making a mistake though. That younger dude never stops crying.
back from commercial
Are we going into Survivor Series or is there another dumb PPV like Street Fight or something?
Big E has not disappointed yet in matches with the big boys.
DAMN! That's another great match.
9/10
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 0:08:40 GMT -6
Big Show is banned from the WWE for life. They should just end that storyline there. It's perfect. When the hell did Big Show drive a semi into RAW? Did I fall asleep for that one? Ok, these polls are rigged. This past Wrestlemania Rock/Cena title change was nothing compared to Hogan/Warrior.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 0:32:47 GMT -6
THERE SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIXED TAG: SUMMER RAE/DILLYDONGO VS NATE & TYSON KIDD (OBVIOUSLY AN ILLINOIS COUPLE)
Good lord, the Anvil looked completely winded walking his son down the aisle. I bet that was a weird reception.
Wait. Tyson Kidd is wrestling?
I bet Summer Rae tastes like a lemon drop. Natty is that yucky stuff at the center of a lemon drop.
I was just gonna say that Tyson Kidd looks strangely like Fandango, until I realized I was watching Fandango.
Natty puts on a better sharpshooter than Tyson.
2/10 All in all, it was terrible.
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 0:36:48 GMT -6
SANDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not kidding about Renee. She's getting it done for me.  Oh my God, please don't let Sandow join these guys. Maniac Sandow would be a thing. |
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 0:43:04 GMT -6
CENA IS HERE TO BORE THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU
Is this pink thing gonna ever end? I'm all for a healthy breast, but seriously.
Well now I feel bad again. Just as I bust on the whole deal, a bunch of survivors stand up. Truth be told, my mom beat it at age 76. She's a bad lady.
But still, it's not like they have nut awareness month.
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 0:52:56 GMT -6
Wait, there's a Wednesday Main Event? What's ION? Somebody remind me of that someday. Hopefully a Wednesday.
So I guess it's Cena and the Rhodes versus the Real Americans and the glorious maniacal Sandow.
You hear Cutler say that John Cena didn't deserve a title shot just for returning healthy? That's beautiful. Keeping it 100.
This commentary is great. Cobbler is owning this broadcast.
No doubt Goldust is going for a swing tonight.
King with a brutal joke.
I'm starting to think mozzarrella sticks. <--- misspelled, don't care.
commercial
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 1:05:44 GMT -6
I wish Jack Swagger didn't suck because he really can get some stuff done in the ring. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm digging rabid Sandow.  Commentary has completely dillapidated. Might not have spelled that right either. Ahem. There goes Goldust for a swing!! Colder got killed. WOW. That whole thing was pretty damn awesome. 9/10 Sandow needed a win there |
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 1:34:25 GMT -6
You know what's weird is that this is like the 3rd time they're showing this long as set of vignettes on the Big Show, and I gotta say, it's the angle I'm least interested in.
DOLPH IS HERE TO TELL YOU HE'S AS BURIED AS EVER
Wow. It's even worse than I thought. He's fighting Curtis Axel.
All they're doing is talking about the lawsuit. This match is gonna be over and these guys back in the locker room before they acknowledge it ever happened.
Ziggler wins.
4/10 Match was kind of ok. Commentary was awful.
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 1:41:29 GMT -6
You don't know how much I hate that Usos entrance. But it's even worse when JBL starts chanting along. I'm worried about him. Did I miss the match or something? We're back to Triple H and the office scene. Nope didn't miss a thing. Right back to the ring and just in time for 3MB. I think that was Drew McIntyre's first successful offensive more in the last 2 years. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3/10 Fairly awful, the crowd does dig them some Usos though EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/10 That Bull interview segment overrides everything. I think I hate it more than Hornswoggle.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 2:00:45 GMT -6
ANOTHER 6 WOMEN TAG MATCH. I DON'T THINK EVA KEEPS IT CLEAN
ODB is manhandling the Bellas. Literally.
This is just not fair. These girls stand no chance against Rikishi.
Hey! There's Katy Perry.
Eva Marie with the win over Chyna.
2/10 I'm not even sure where the two points are coming from. There was a terrific ass shot of AJ so it's probably that.
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Post by November KS on Nov 6, 2013 2:21:42 GMT -6
TRIPLE H IS OUT TO MAIN EVENT. TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY'S SURPRISE.IT'S STEVE SPARKY FIFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait. Well at least he doesn't cry anymore. If Otunga comes out I'm giving this segment a 10. I bet this speech was breaking up UMN. I hope Reigns comes out and kills him. Not UMN, but Show. YES!!!!!!!! Don't screw this up Woodridge!! Welp, I'm already rooting for Orton then. Is my clock off or something? I got this thing at about 10:05 already and apparently we got a 4 on 1. It's Joseph Park!!!! This was kind of boring before all this beat down stuff. This is great. 9/10 Chokeslam on Reigns was unnecessary 
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