Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 14, 2013 23:26:39 GMT -6
Hunter Hearst Helmsley III, Prince of Stamford, bequeaths unto us the final Pay-Per-View of 2013: Tables, Ladders and Chairs.
Pre-Show: Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango - One of these guys was a World Champion this year. The other had a high-profile feud with Chris Jericho to start his run. We'll say Summer Rae tries to distract Ziggler but it backfires and Dolph lives to job to main event level guys again.
Divas Championship: AJ Lee vs. Natalya - Natty pissed herself on Total Divas, so expect that gimmick to find it's way into the match. Tamina gets the golden shower and AJ gets the win.
Tag Team Championship Clusterfuck: Codust vs. Rybaxel vs. Real Americans vs. BCW's - I really have no idea how this match came about. Nor do I know why Show and Rey are a team. Ryback and Axel will be the first to lose, then Rey and Show. Codust will keep the belts, whilst the highlight on the match will again be Cesaro and his Big Swing.
Intercontinental Championship Match: Big E vs. Damian Sandow - Your intellectual savior will give it his all, but Big E will drop the singlet and keep the title.
The Wyatt Family vs. Daniel Bryan - There's no way Bryan can overcome these odds. He's not Cena. So Bryan will have Bray pinned only to have Samoa Joe come out and cost Bryan the match. Then it's revealed that the Waytts were the ones who kidnapped Joe dressed as ninjas a few years back. It'll happen.
The Shield vs. CM Punk - Unlike Bryan, there is a way Punk can overcome these odds. The Shield has been showing signs of splintering. Punk will take advantage of the rift and pin Ambrose.
Title Unification Match: WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. World Champion John Cena - So there's a couple different ways this can go if we eliminate the most unlikely scenario of either Cena or Orton winning both belts. The prevailing opinions are that either Orton and Cena grab the wrong belt and basically switch championships, or that HHH somehow takes both belts and declares himself Undisputed Champion. And as unlikely as it would seem, I'm going to guess this is how it ends up. Orton and Cena both are fighting on the ladder when Kane and the Wyatts come out and lay out both guys. Hunter strolls out, surveys the damage, and ascends the ladder and takes both belts because it's what's "best for business."
Pre-Show: Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango - One of these guys was a World Champion this year. The other had a high-profile feud with Chris Jericho to start his run. We'll say Summer Rae tries to distract Ziggler but it backfires and Dolph lives to job to main event level guys again.
Divas Championship: AJ Lee vs. Natalya - Natty pissed herself on Total Divas, so expect that gimmick to find it's way into the match. Tamina gets the golden shower and AJ gets the win.
Tag Team Championship Clusterfuck: Codust vs. Rybaxel vs. Real Americans vs. BCW's - I really have no idea how this match came about. Nor do I know why Show and Rey are a team. Ryback and Axel will be the first to lose, then Rey and Show. Codust will keep the belts, whilst the highlight on the match will again be Cesaro and his Big Swing.
Intercontinental Championship Match: Big E vs. Damian Sandow - Your intellectual savior will give it his all, but Big E will drop the singlet and keep the title.
The Wyatt Family vs. Daniel Bryan - There's no way Bryan can overcome these odds. He's not Cena. So Bryan will have Bray pinned only to have Samoa Joe come out and cost Bryan the match. Then it's revealed that the Waytts were the ones who kidnapped Joe dressed as ninjas a few years back. It'll happen.
The Shield vs. CM Punk - Unlike Bryan, there is a way Punk can overcome these odds. The Shield has been showing signs of splintering. Punk will take advantage of the rift and pin Ambrose.
Title Unification Match: WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. World Champion John Cena - So there's a couple different ways this can go if we eliminate the most unlikely scenario of either Cena or Orton winning both belts. The prevailing opinions are that either Orton and Cena grab the wrong belt and basically switch championships, or that HHH somehow takes both belts and declares himself Undisputed Champion. And as unlikely as it would seem, I'm going to guess this is how it ends up. Orton and Cena both are fighting on the ladder when Kane and the Wyatts come out and lay out both guys. Hunter strolls out, surveys the damage, and ascends the ladder and takes both belts because it's what's "best for business."
