Squared Circle Royal Rumble Roll Call

You guys need to twitter pic or post some pics of the people there tonight.

I hope you have Calvert ready to go double barrel. One for the music awards and one for the rumble. You should probably be 3 JJ glasses deep by now. You must be in top form for the pre show matches.

Just got back - sucks we had to leave before the actual Rumble match but after reading the results looks like we made the right choice
That was alot of fun - thanks to WR for setting it up. I don't think I could watch another PPV there though. Way too crowded and I had a real difficult time hearing anything. Except for Drop In's Bray Wyatt R. Scheister Buzzard Tax Consultants promos Not sure how crowded it gets on a Saturday night but we could do a live event for one of our Saturday night PPV threads there.
Oh and that designated drive I had? Yea dead weight. He drank as much as I did and I ended up driving anyway. Bastage. Weather was shitty so be careful out there.

Guys,
Thanks for coming out. I had a blast. Thank God we watched together as I'm sure that PPV sucked other than Wyatt vs. Bryan. You guys all made it fun. Drop In, you kill me man. Thanks for the rides too. It definitely gets too crowded on PPV's. For any other night it is at least comfortable. So many fun chants that we started and laughs that were shared. Great meeting you all.

Home, alive, safe.  I quit drinking about an hour into the PPV, and sweated out anything consumed.  Keeping Score, you would be in heaven.  The amount of man on man rubbing and pushing is way too much for myself, or a normal hetero dude.  But it would be perfect for you.  Where do I start?

Lisa's gigantic husband hooks WR and I up right off the bat.  VIP table anyone?  Why yes, don't mind if I do.  Next Bill Demott sits down next to us.  Not the real Hugh Morrus.  Your name is Hugh, Morrus?  What?  But this guy was cooler.  I think we pretty much decided that with Lisa's husband seating us, and Lisa sitting with us, we could do whatever we want.  

Speeps soon arrived, though he had to stand at the door because WR and I suck at checking our phones.  Jackref and his DD soon arrive.  Things start getting interesting.  Crowds are forming.  Men want to hover.  Multiple men.  I wanted to talk to Jackref more, but he got a bar stool.  His junk was lined up right in my sight line.  His DD, also known as his brother, sucks as a DD.  But he's pretty awesome.  By the way Jackref, he has my garage code.  We're going to do karate in there around 1 AM.  I hope he sobered up for the drive.  We still could have time to build bunk beds.  

Jackref and DD had to leave.  No heat.  It was looking awful outside.  I started to tell WR he's driving.  Once they left, Jackref's scrot was out of my deal.  

Bray Wyatt as the savior of the tax cheats absolutely killed me.  We started so many chants.  It's amazing how you can get people to do just about anything.  "THANK YOU LISA, FUCK YOU VINCE!"

OH MY GOD, IT'S STING!

SKINNY JEANS DAVE, SKINNY JEANS DAVE

Oh, and let's not forget Isaac W. Cumface.  Also known as IWC.  For as many people that loved us, there was equal hate.  This little shitbag was asking for a smack.  When Jackref's DD made a No Holds Barred reference he didn't like, that's right, he got lippy.  In my head, I said "you're lucky she's here you little fuck!"  Because he was sitting across from Lisa.  WR's regular mocking of him without his knowledge made up for it.  "I saw a boobie once.  It was in a magazine that said Playboy.  1992.  It made my trousers funny."

Huge thanks to WR for setting it up.  Great to see Speeps and Jackref as well.  Off to karate in the garage.  

Sounds like it was pretty intense!! I would have to have had a lot of beers to tolerate being that close to that many people.

I tried - but my "driver" was having as many as I was 
Had to reverse psychology him and stop ordering beers.

Oh and the pizza was excellent.  I wanted to try some of the second one but was so full from the first one.  Definitely want to try a burger next time as well.

That guy respects the business way too much to see it dragged down in the muck by a couple of Internet smarks. He appreciates the nuance of Big Show vis-a-vis his situation.

She popped for that - it was awesome!

YOU FOUND HIM! 

At one time, both of these people were at our tables.

You guys had random dudes sitting at your table?

It was fun reading this back. No Squared Circle tonight WR?