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Post by November KS on Oct 21, 2013 23:01:59 GMT -6
WHO CARES IF YOU WEREN'T A FAN OF THE LAST CARRYOUT DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So Scott Boyle is a franchise owner and Patrick Doyle is the CEO? No. You can just see it in their eyes.  Look, there's no reason to hide it anymore. It's 2013. Doesn't bother me in the least. I just want Scott Boyle to quit crying. Even the Big Show has stopped crying. |
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Post by Optimisn on Oct 21, 2013 23:19:08 GMT -6
WHO CARES IF YOU WEREN'T A FAN OF THE LAST CARRYOUT DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So Scott Boyle is a franchise owner and Patrick Doyle is the CEO? No. You can just see it in their eyes. Look, there's no reason to hide it anymore. It's 2013. Doesn't bother me in the least. I just want Scott Boyle to quit crying. Even the Big Show has stopped crying. At no point did I wish horrible things on the Domino's Jim Herd's tonight. That's not true. I'm not a fan. |
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Post by November KS on Oct 21, 2013 23:30:44 GMT -6
The Sonic guys are great.
DEAN AMBROSE VS DANIEL BRYAN
Big Show is gonna do something crazy Sunday. Like be entertaining. Kidding, I think he's gonna lift up the cell, or burst through from the bottom of the ring.
Only another half a year 'til Wrestlemania. I like the slow, meticulous build they've got going with Bryan.
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Post by November KS on Oct 21, 2013 23:42:07 GMT -6
I've done that weird upside down crab Bray Wyatt looking move with my girl before. It wasn't bad.
These guys (announcers) are goofing all over this match. The E just can't sell a PPV properly.
And just as I say that, they either realize they got a classic on their hands, or somebody got into their headsets.
All three of their attitudes changed at the exact same time.
8/10 Strong match to start. Haven't seen Lawler's shirt yet.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2013 3:35:13 GMT -6
I've done that weird upside down crab Bray Wyatt looking move with my girl before. It wasn't bad. hahahaha! |
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Post by November KS on Oct 22, 2013 9:31:50 GMT -6
I will finish this deal tonight, and it will be a thing. The last 7 days or so kind of caught up with me and I was exhausted last night. Sorry it was so short.
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Post by The Original Kid Cairo on Oct 22, 2013 9:35:02 GMT -6
I was exhausted last night. Sorry it was so short. You've told me this before. |
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Post by November KS on Oct 22, 2013 9:41:36 GMT -6
I was exhausted last night. Sorry it was so short. You've told me this before.  |
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Post by November KS on Oct 22, 2013 21:27:47 GMT -6
BEST IN THE WORLD IS HEREAnd he has a mic. I forgot Punk has to take on Ryback. Wait, now Punk is doing the devil gimmick? I think that match is gonna be entertaining. Well that was quick. Triple H, Steph and Vickie backstage deciding who's giving it to whom first, back at the hotel tonight. They walk in on Shawn Michaels who is in a room preparing a just captured pheasant. When Ted Nugent dies, Shawn could take his place and they could just cover up the whole thing. OUR GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And pause. 
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Post by November KS on Oct 22, 2013 21:32:48 GMT -6
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? I mean, Santino is the theme tonight but......
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, and now Lawler's shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are they in Memphis or something? SHUT UP KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NOW SCOTT BOYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAKE THIS STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by November KS on Oct 22, 2013 21:52:53 GMT -6
I have a serious Mozzarella Stick addiction lately. They're all I can think about. I'm gonna destroy some in about a half hour I've decided. So this is the "Go Home" show tonight, correct? Last night. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!  Maybe Morrison will come back and they can do a battle of rock stars that aren't really dead. That wasn't really funny but it's all I had. A BUNCH OF ELVISES VS MY SANITYAGAINST 3MB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!! I just, I just, can't, I just can't, I......... I Khali doesn't even know where he is. Look at him. Are you in a tunnel? Am I in a tunnel? No. I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL TOO!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ACTUALLY GETTING WORSE. PUSH HIM OFF THE TABLE, SANTINO!!! DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!!0/10  |
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Post by November KS on Oct 22, 2013 22:31:23 GMT -6
Seriously, that was horrendous. Look, I've already been to the garage twice tonight, and should be laughing at things that aren't even funny. jimmypasta's posts are one thing, but that last segment was a thing. Khali is never funny. Hornswoggle is never funny. And Santino is funny like 12% of the time. DOLPH IS HERE TO TELL YOU THAT HE'S STILL GETTING BURIEDActually, I can't even remember what they have him doing now. Is this a tunnel? Randy Orton is coming out and intends on going to that place. Just hope it's not a gym bag. I realize I've used that before. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME? ?? SCREW YOU, BIGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder who has a more artistic defecation form, Orton or Najei Davenport. <----Possible spelling error and you know damn well i don't care. Just realized I was typing the whole time and didn't watch more than 30 seconds of the match yet. SHUT UP KID, DROP IN. Thinking about what to type next. WHY WOULD JBL LOVE ZIGGLER STEPPING UP TO THE PLATE?. And then saying he has all the potential in the world? It's gotta be some kind of prescription stuff. Pretty good match. 7/10 |
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Post by November KS on Oct 22, 2013 23:04:20 GMT -6
Look, I'm just gonna say it. I know there's like two of you who keep saying to yourselves, "What was there not to love about that Santino segment, KS?" Probably Speeps & Kid.
It was atrocious, and I'm not gonna sugarcoat this thing. If you want fluff, go read Larry Cszonka.
IT WAS OVER 40 YEARS AGO, CSZONKA!! NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!
ACT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THERE.
Anywho, he probably gave it like 7. Tremendous Tirade my ass.
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Post by November KS on Oct 22, 2013 23:19:51 GMT -6
Did they miss and put one of Nikki's implants in Cena's elbow? #ElbowTit (Credit to Drop In) AJ LEE AND THE SUPERFLY HEAD OUT TO THE RINGJimmy looks pretty good for his age. Top 3 Summer Rae Brie Bella AJ Would it be weird to wish you were AJ Lee's toilet seat? Probably. I'm not gonna type that one. 4/10 Whatever. It was semi ok for a ladies match.  |
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Post by November KS on Oct 22, 2013 23:36:37 GMT -6
Uncle TJ keeping it 100 with bi dude's daughter is priceless.
I'm just so sick of Boyle. I got nothing.
Natalya's titties have really shrunk. Hopefully her wang did too.
Wait, that's that interview chick.
Heyman owns the segment while Ryback and Axel stand there looking dumber than usual.
Oh, it's Renee.
BIG E!!!!!!
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Post by November KS on Oct 22, 2013 23:46:55 GMT -6
They're here.
SWEATY & BIZARRO SHEAMUS (OR BIZARRO EVA MARIE, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT) AGAINST SOME TEAM THAT DIDN'T GET AN ENTRANCE
It's Miz and somebody. Kofi. Miz & Kofi.
Bray Wyatt stole one of Kofi's shirts.
I wonder if Eva Marie and Rowan dude have ever been seen in the same place at the same time?
Who smells worse, Sweaty or Mehmut Okur?
5/10
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Post by November KS on Oct 23, 2013 0:16:00 GMT -6
ONE THE THESE TWO LOSERS ARE TAKING ON BIG E LANGSTONOh yeah, Axel. There's a weird threesome going on outside the ring on the floor. #Hammertime That was a true story. Punk and Big E together is one of the more glorious sights you will ever see. Here comes Vickie. One of the least glorious sights you'll ever see. BOYLE!!! DOYLE!! 
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Post by November KS on Oct 23, 2013 0:28:37 GMT -6
So now we got a tag team match.
Man, I got nothing. Just sat there and watched. That was fun.
Not convinced Big E isn't a Heyman guy.
7.5-8/10
Ok. I'm gonna admit to chuckling a couple times during that R-Truth segment.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Oct 23, 2013 6:47:14 GMT -6
I really think you need to go to bed earlier.
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Post by November KS on Oct 24, 2013 0:13:34 GMT -6
I really think you need to go to bed earlier. I really think you oughta SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, let 's just do this. I realize many of you have already forgotten about whatever happened Monday night, but I still haven't seen it. If I have to watch it, you have to read about it. Go back to that other place if you don't like it.  Jerks. I type stuff so that beni doesn't have to read it. I admit to really sucking this week. Next week the Raw Rant™ will be monumental. Instrumental. Continental. Temperamental. <----- I spelled that wrong before I Googled and corrected that. You would've never known. Anyways, let's go!! MOTHERFUCK.  |
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Post by November KS on Oct 24, 2013 0:29:13 GMT -6
TONS OF FAT VS CESARODo I even have to mention Swagger any more? I'm done with him. I'm getting enough lisp from The Big Ragu on The Bill Michaels Show 10Am - 2pm, Mon thru Fri's, on WSSP AM 1250, already. I seriously need to start watching Smackdown. And NXT. And the stuff kujoe said. Jeb Cutler has joined the announcers booth, and it will easily be the highlight of the night on the mic. I'm gonna go ahead and say that Broadus is bad. Broadus taking a ride!  2/10 Terrible
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Post by November KS on Oct 24, 2013 0:43:50 GMT -6
Let me tell you something. I am doing things to a Patrick Cudahy ham sandwich, that you only read about. I should be arrested.
Arby's is too pricey. I'd rip it up otherwise.
Speaking of ripping up, Big E is scheduled to kill Curtis Axel and hopefully kill his career at Hell In A Cell. Like this post if you always thought it was "Hell In The Cell".
Jerry Lawler is playing with a John Cena doll.
I wish Cena would've been off 'til Rumbel or so. For his own well being, as well as mine.
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Post by November KS on Oct 24, 2013 1:01:21 GMT -6
SHIELD IS COMING DOWN TO THE RING FOR A SHOT AT THE CHAMPIONSHIP THIS SUNDAYShield vs. the Usos. Hopefully Woodridge doesn't screw this up. Again. Hi Ryan! Why is Goldust doing the whole "Deep Throat" deal on the mic? Rhodes guys = No charisma. I better not read anything else from you guys. Well Cody is kinda okay, but Goldust is brutal. BRUTAL. Well it's obvious it's gonna be The Shield. No way the Usos take on the Rhodes at HI AC. I'll go ahead and guess a 3-Way at HIAC. 7/10 Hammertime 
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Post by November KS on Oct 24, 2013 1:18:34 GMT -6
I'm tired. Or trashed. Or something. We'll talk about this ending some other time. Hopefully it was a happy one.  |
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Oct 24, 2013 16:20:27 GMT -6
Maybe you should switch cribbage to Tuesday nights so you can Rant real time. Aren't you bored of cribbage yet anyway? So many better card games to play, like Uno and Go Fish. Old Maid?
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Post by November KS on Oct 24, 2013 17:57:26 GMT -6
Maybe you should switch cribbage to Tuesday nights so you can Rant real time. Aren't you bored of cribbage yet anyway? So many better card games to play, like Uno and Go Fish. Old Maid? Cribbage couple is off on Monday's. It's mostly a smokefest, Monday Night Football in the background, and the girls talking about whatever it is they talk about. I don't pay attention. There's gonna be a dedication to the Rant™ like never before. This was just a very busy transitional week. We're taking this thing Worldwide.  |
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