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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 19, 2014 19:38:05 GMT -6
IT IS A SHAME TO SEE JEFF, OR WHICHEVER FUCKING HARDY THIS IS, BACK ON THE DRUGS. I TOLD THIS KID HE COULD BE A THING IF HE STUCK TO PROTEIN AND COCAINE. I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE HIS WELLNESS LETTER IS "LOST IN THE FUCKING MAIL" RIGHT NOW BY ELECTRONIC MAIL.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 19:39:49 GMT -6
Oh my god, it's TOMMY DREAMER!!!!
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 19, 2014 19:40:34 GMT -6
Jeff just tripped. Are Abyss and Willow heels? LOOK, PAL. YOU DON'T YELL AT ME. I YELL AT YOU. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. WHAT'S AN ABYSS? OH GOOD, IT'S TOMMY DREAMER. THAT SHOULD PUT SOME BUTTS IN THE SEATS. FUCK TOMMY DREAMER. FUCK SOMETHING CALLED ABYSS. FUCK BOB CARTER. I WILL FUCK DIXIE CARTER. FUCK YOU. |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 19, 2014 19:45:23 GMT -6
THIS "DIRECTORY OF AUTHORITY" GUY? WAS HE THE DAMN! GUY FOR ME? SO CONFUSED. I'M TRYING TO BUY LANA SOME ICE ON THE INTERNET. LOOK, I'M THE TYPE OF GUY THAT GOES TO A STORE TO BUY THEIR FAKE RUSSIAN MINX DIAMONDS. BUT WE'VE HAD A ROUGH YEAR PAL. SO WHILE I'M ON THIS EBAY, CAN YOU FILL ME IN ON THIS SECOND RATE SHOW? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 19:46:28 GMT -6
The Director is the guy whose momma had huge hands.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 19:49:21 GMT -6
Adam Rose did that Willow move.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 19, 2014 19:51:11 GMT -6
Both of the Wolves have the potential to be a World Champion.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 19:51:58 GMT -6
{Impact Spoiler}
Eric Young is no longer TNA World Hvt. champion.
Bobby Lashley won the title from EY in the second TNA Title match of Thursday's show taped Thursday night in Bethlehem, Pa.
After Lashley pinned Young, Bobby Roode returned to TV to make the save. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 19:52:54 GMT -6
Dreamer and Dixie up next.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 19, 2014 20:00:34 GMT -6
Oh my. Dixie looks pretty damn good, and Rockstar Spud is wearing the Jim Carrey Joker suit. They might be turning the corner. Fuck you.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 20:04:47 GMT -6
Love it.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 19, 2014 20:06:16 GMT -6
LOOK, I DON'T CARE IF WE TALK BUSINESS OR JUST FUCK FOUR TIMES. JUST TELL THE FRONT DESK CHAP AT THE ALLENTOWN HYATT YOU'RE MEETING UP WITH PAPA BIG COCK. WE'LL HAVE SOME SCOTCH AND "TALK" ABOUT THINGS. I TOLD HIM DIXIE WILL BE ROLLING THROUGH AS "MIKE MCGUIRK" TONIGHT. MAKE SURE YOU KNOCK THREE AND ONE HALF TIMES. I HAVE THE SHOTGUN. NOT A EUMPHENISM. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL THAT? FUCK YOU. SOON.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 19, 2014 20:06:56 GMT -6
THAT WAS A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DELETE IT.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 20:07:23 GMT -6
Dixie no-selling Dreamer's promo.
Greatness.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 20:08:24 GMT -6
Million. Singular Tommy.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 19, 2014 20:10:14 GMT -6
This is pretty great. "There's still go in you!" Holy mark moment.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 20:10:14 GMT -6
Wrestling cures cancer?
I'll need to see some medical evidence.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 19, 2014 20:11:28 GMT -6
*Good*
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 20:11:35 GMT -6
If the wrestling business relies on Dixie's shoulders, it is truly dead.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 19, 2014 20:12:37 GMT -6
Wrestling cures cancer? I'll need to see some medical evidence. DONATE....MONEY....IF....YOU....WANT.....TO.....HELP. That was actually awesome. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 20:13:03 GMT -6
Show has been pretty good so far.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 19, 2014 20:24:21 GMT -6
SCHEDULING AN APPOINTMENT WITH DR. JOSEPH MAROONE FOR THIS DROP IN GUY. LOOK, HE'S IMPORTANT. HE'S THE TYPE OF GUY THAT PRODUCES ALL OF MY VOMIT AND SANTINO BITS. HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A PENNSYLVANIA DOCTOR FIX HIS BUM SHOULDER? I MIGHT EVEN SEND FORMER WWE DIVA CANDACE HIS WAY. SHE TOLD ME SHE WANTS A JOB AT "ANY" COST. THAT'S JUST WHO I AM.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 19, 2014 20:25:46 GMT -6
HIRING MAGNUS TO A DEVELOPMENTAL DEAL. COULD BE A NICE HAND.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 19, 2014 20:29:11 GMT -6
Now I get Taryn? I feel bad for not watching TNA the last three months.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 20:30:16 GMT -6
Don't.
It wasn't very good.
Slammiversary was the first good show in a long time.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 19, 2014 20:33:55 GMT -6
This live show is just reinforcing my position that all media companies are stupid. Live wrestling will draw numbers, make money, and make people more involved. You can make money and not be WWE.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 19, 2014 20:38:25 GMT -6
True.
I know it's expensive to run live shows not in Orlando, but it gives everything a much better feel.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 19, 2014 20:45:26 GMT -6
Why can't Jeremy Borash get lit on fire like the Kane/JR deal. But it's fifteen years later. Actually light him on fire. #Business
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 19, 2014 20:48:39 GMT -6
The EY chants are awesome. I'll always question the creative direction of a company. But there's nothing better than seeing a guy get over.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 19, 2014 20:54:33 GMT -6
I'M FUCKING FIRING JR AGAIN. I WAS TOLD THIS TNA CHAMPION HAD A NECK SURGERY AND COULDN'T WORK. NOW HE'S THE CHAMPION THERE? DID WE RELEASE HIM? I'LL TELL YOU THREE OTHER THINGS ABOUT SEXTING NIKKI BELLA. THAT'S THE ONE WITH THE PROPER FAKE CANS, RIGHT? WHERE AM I? WHY IS MY NEW ORLEANS WM SHOW CLOSER ON THE COMPETITOR? I'M GIVING IT TO THIS "DIXIE CARTER" TONIGHT. ALLENTOWN STYLE. I'M TALKING ANAL AND NOTHING ELSE. FUCK YOU, FUCK BOB CARTER, FUCK KEEPING SCORE, AND FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
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