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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 12, 2014 18:57:09 GMT -6
HOW DO YOU CUT TO COMMERCIAL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WYATTS ENTRANCE?!
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Post by randomone on May 12, 2014 18:59:36 GMT -6
"about to get Uso crazy" chalk up another to the Cole Douche Chill Counter
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Post by randomone on May 12, 2014 19:06:39 GMT -6
Only one woman can save this show & her name is Lana.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on May 12, 2014 19:08:20 GMT -6
One day Cena may actually learn how to put on an STF that looks halfway believable.
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Post by randomone on May 12, 2014 19:11:10 GMT -6
Cena set up for Sister Abigail & the Uso going for a superkick on Wyatt, pretty much hitting a leaping teabag right into Cena's face.
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Post by Danny Busch on May 12, 2014 19:17:11 GMT -6
At some point Sister Abigail will be revealed. It is at that point that we shall learn what the A in AJ stands for.
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Post by Steely Don on May 12, 2014 19:18:16 GMT -6
What the fuck is with Dave's Bob Hoskins memorial beard (by crackie)?
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Post by PositivelyJackref on May 12, 2014 19:24:43 GMT -6
I can't think of a show I want to watch less than Playing House. WTF stop showing commercials for that crap
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 12, 2014 19:28:26 GMT -6
Unbelievably bad.
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Post by Danny Busch on May 12, 2014 19:28:47 GMT -6
I keep seeing Ziggler tweeting up a storm during RAW. Why the hell are they giving him the Norm on SNL treatment?
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Post by randomone on May 12, 2014 19:28:48 GMT -6
This is called "We have to find a way to get Tits Bella on TV so deal with it"
Now the dames are stealing Fandango's gimmick for a few years back? Good Lord.
At least we don't have to see Cameron & Eva wrestle.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on May 12, 2014 19:29:41 GMT -6
Natty is so misused. She can work, she has personality and they put her in dumb angles like "The Bad Painter". Her and Paige could have a really good feud I think.
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Post by randomone on May 12, 2014 19:31:34 GMT -6
Nattie completely whiffs on a friggin slap.
Tits Bella barely connects with a drop kick.
Shit is AWFUL!
Paige vs Alicia blew this match out of the water
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Post by PositivelyJackref on May 12, 2014 19:33:49 GMT -6
Nattie completely whiffs on a friggin slap. Tits Bella barely connects with a drop kick. Shit is AWFUL! Paige vs Alicia blew this match out of the water Remember how many bad matches Trish had with anyone not named Lita? Even some of those were collar jerking bad. Sadly when only 3 girls can work out of the 10 they have on the roster it is all going to suck. |
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Post by randomone on May 12, 2014 19:37:34 GMT -6
Yeah it's sad. Emma can really work, but she's saddled with a challenged boyfriend. Naomi can really work, but she's saddled with a challenged dance partner. So that does really only leave Paige, Hippie Bella, Nattie & Tamina. It's a bummer.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 12, 2014 19:39:14 GMT -6
FILLING OUT A SURVEY ABOUT MY SATISFACTION WITH MY CELLULAR PHONE COMPANY WHILE I WEAR THIS BUNNY SUIT AT GORILLA. NOT PAYING ATTENTION. WHAT TIME DOES THE SHOW START?
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Post by Optimisn on May 12, 2014 19:40:44 GMT -6
Winter hats in May. Smart.
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Post by randomone on May 12, 2014 19:42:09 GMT -6
Ok, SO MUCH awesome stuff just happened in the span of 15 seconds.
Ryback's inability to do Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Both Rybaxel keeps quarters in their beanies.
Axel slapped his quarter away like Perfect did with gum.
Axel said "heads I win, tails you lose"
When RAW sucks this bad, it's the little things that are entertaining.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 12, 2014 19:45:05 GMT -6
ASKING JIM CROCKETT'S GHOST TO HELP ME WITH THIS CELLULAR PHONE COMPANY SURVEY. JIM CROCKETT'S GHOST NO-SELLING, SAYING HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A CELLULAR PHONE IS! THIS PORTLY JOSHER STILL HAS IT!
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 12, 2014 19:54:37 GMT -6
AT GORILLA, ASKING JIM CROCKETT'S GHOST IF HE EVER THOUGHT A GUY IN A BUNNY SUIT WOULD BUY THE COMPANY HE BUILT AT FIVE PERCENT VALUE. CROCKETT'S GHOST EATING COUNTRY FRIED CHICKEN WITH SAUSAGE GRAVY, BISCUITS, ALL THE FIXINGS. DISMISSIVE. WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS?
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Post by Steely Don on May 12, 2014 19:59:39 GMT -6
Jack Bauer just shot a couple of civilians in the leg for the fuck of it (well, not actually for the fuck of it) ...
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Post by Steely Don on May 12, 2014 20:00:21 GMT -6
I come back to this twat on the mic?
Ugh.
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Post by randomone on May 12, 2014 20:02:10 GMT -6
So dumb. Felt like I've been saying that a bunch tonight.
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Post by Optimisn on May 12, 2014 20:02:52 GMT -6
Oh man, our champion runs or gets his ass kicked every week. Actually, the best use of his neck injury is to strip him of the title. The money is in him chasing the title, not owning it.
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Post by Steely Don on May 12, 2014 20:03:50 GMT -6
Man going from Jack blasting civilians in the legs (and next week apparently marines in the chest) to that is tad of a letdown ...
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Post by randomone on May 12, 2014 20:05:06 GMT -6
If Colin Delaney won the World title, this is how it would've been booked.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 12, 2014 20:06:30 GMT -6
TODAY, WE ARE ALL JACK BAUER.
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Post by Steely Don on May 12, 2014 20:07:59 GMT -6
We were just here in Greenvile back on Nov 4th, with a terribly exciting card of:
DM Naomi defeated Alicia Fox (5:45 minutes)
DM Zack Ryder defeated Jinder Mahal (6:45 minutes)
1 CM Punk defeated Luke Harper (11:10 minutes)
2 Ryback defeated The Great Khali (2:26 minutes)
3 Alberto del Río defeated Kofi Kingston (6:54 minutes)
4 Randy Orton defeated Big E Langston (12:05 minutes)
5 Natalya and Tyson Kidd defeated Summer Rae and Fandango (3:44 minutes)
6 John Cena, Goldust and Cody Rhodes defeated Jack Swagger, Antonio Cesaro and Damien Sandow (19:10 minutes)
7 Dolph Ziggler defeated Curtis Axel (4:54 minutes)
8 The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) defeated 3MB (Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre) (2:43 minutes)
9 Nikki Bella, Brie Bella and Eva Marie defeated AJ Lee, Tamina Snuka and Aksana (3:13 minutes)
10 4 on 1 Handicap Match: Big Show defeated Randy Orton, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns by disqualification (3:03 minutes)
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Post by Steely Don on May 12, 2014 20:09:36 GMT -6
The first time RAW was here was back IN THE YEAR 2000 (Dec 18th) ....
DM Just Joe and Joey Abs defeated Dupp Brothers (Jack Dupp and Bo Dupp)
DM Tex Slazenger defeated Big Boss Man
DM Gettin' Rowdy (Road Dogg and K-Kwik) defeated Lo Down (D'Lo Brown and Chaz) by disqualification (3:41 minutes)
DM Scotty 2 Hotty defeated Chuck Coates (4:41 minutes)
DM Raven defeated Romeo Bliss (3:28 minutes)
DM Essa Rios defeated Shank (3:59 minutes)
1 WWF Intercontinental Title Match: Chris Benoit (c) defeated Jeff Hardy (3:38 minutes)
2 Right to Censor (Val Venis, Bull Buchanan and The Goodfather) defeated Billy Gunn, Bubba Ray Dudley and D-Von Dudley (4:02 minutes)
3 WWF Tag Team Titles Match: The Rock and The Undertaker defeated Edge and Christian (c) (8:42 minutes) - TITLE CHANGE!!!
4 Chris Jericho defeated Perry Saturn (2:20 minutes)
5 WWF European Title Match: William Regal (c) defeated Steve Austin by disqualification (4:31 minutes)
6 Faarooq, Bradshaw and Jacqueline defeated Test, Albert and Trish Stratus (1:46 minutes)
7 WWF Title Match: Kurt Angle (c) vs. Vince McMahon ended without a winner as a no contest
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Post by Steely Don on May 12, 2014 20:11:48 GMT -6
What the hell is "dm'ing" someone?
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