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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 26, 2014 10:06:35 GMT -6
Probably not. But you'll watch anyway.
WWE is broadcasting this week's edition of Raw from The Thompson-Boling Arena in Knoxville, Tennessee. The following is being advertised for the show:
-Stephanie McMahon has demanded that Daniel Bryan appear on Raw tonight and surrender the WWE World Title.
-Randy Orton vs Dean Ambrose has been rumored for the show.
-The final hype for Payback takes place, as tonight's is the go-home edition of Raw.
The arena website is listing John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt in what could be the event's dark match main event, and the website is listing Daniel Bryan "returning to Raw," so it's expected Bryan will be on the show
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 26, 2014 10:08:46 GMT -6
According to The Wrestling Observer, one potential scenario is to put top Superstars into a ladder match at the June 29th Money in the Bank pay-per-view and instead of having a future title shot up for grabs, have the winner get the title itself.
I could see it if Bryan is gonna be out for a few months.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 26, 2014 11:36:05 GMT -6
TRAVELING. I'VE DEFEATED EVERYONE BEFORE, AND I'LL WIN NOW. CONTEMPLATING IF CONDITIONS WILL BE BETTER IN KNOXVILLE. I'VE BEEN IN AN OSAMA BIN LADEN STYLE COMPOUND GIMMICK IN MUMBAI, AND I'M STILL NOT SURE. HMPFF. PETER IS WITH ME, LOOKING OUT THE WINDOWS OF MY SECRET PRIVATE JET. IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THIS THAT MAKE ME ME. FUCK YOU.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 26, 2014 16:55:22 GMT -6
Touchdown in Knoxville. Stench of disappointment and failure. Different stench than was on the plane. Headed to the arena. Only a guy like me can convince Seth Rollins that him in a Pepe LePew gimmick is best for business. Steph walking funny. Watch out Brie.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 26, 2014 17:49:27 GMT -6
12 minutes to air and still no sign of Pop. Akrash hasn't reported in for 2 days. Steph looks worried. Time for her to play The Game™!
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Post by Steely Don on May 26, 2014 18:01:40 GMT -6
The last time Raw was here was back on May 9th, 2011, with a card of:
DM Evan Bourne defeated Trevor Murdoch DM Chris Masters defeated Drew McIntyre DM Zack Ryder defeated Vladimir Kozlov 1 Kelly Kelly and Eve Torres defeated Bella Twins (Brie Bella and Nikki Bella) (1:21 minutes) 2 Kane defeated Mason Ryan by disqualification (2:16 minutes) 3 Dolph Ziggler defeated Santino Marella (1:42 minutes) 4 John Cena defeated Alex Riley (3:12 minutes) 5 WWE United States Title Match: Kofi Kingston (c) defeated Jack Swagger (8:24 minutes) 6 #1-Contender Match (WWE Title) - 3-Way Match: The Miz defeated Alberto del Río and Rey Mysterio (13:43 minutes) DM WWE Title Match: John Cena (c) defeated The Miz
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Post by Steely Don on May 26, 2014 18:03:59 GMT -6
The local Chicago and LA ratings are gonna probably suck for this episode ... up against not just '24' but also the Blackhawks @ 8pm as well.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 26, 2014 18:06:29 GMT -6
THAT MEMORIAL DAY TRIBUTE MADE ME CRY. FUCK YOU. RECORDING THIS MILD ISSUE FOR CAMERAS. WOULD A GUY LIKE THIS FLUB NUMBERS TO RAISE STOCK PRICES? I ASK YOU.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 26, 2014 18:07:39 GMT -6
Touchdown in Knoxville. Stench of disappointment and failure. Different stench than was on the plane. Headed to the arena. Only a guy like me can convince Seth Rollins that him in a Pepe LePew gimmick is best for business. Steph walking funny. Watch out Brie. YOUR WIFE LOOKS GOOD IN THOSE PANTS. JUST SAYING. CLOSE THIS PROMO, AH.
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Post by Steely Don on May 26, 2014 18:09:24 GMT -6
Stop. Talking. Jesus. H. Christ.
They have ground this show to a fucking halt less than 10 minutes in.
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Post by Steely Don on May 26, 2014 18:10:56 GMT -6
"Vince McMahon has now lost a total of $842 million since WrestleMania due to the stock dropping."
I think tonight's open helps explain why ....
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 26, 2014 18:11:41 GMT -6
The local Chicago and LA ratings are gonna probably suck for this episode ... up against not just '24' but also the Blackhawks @ 8pm as well. LOOK, PAL, I RAN HOGAN AND FLAIR IN THAT MARKET AND IT DIDN'T DRAW. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? I PUT SNUKA AND VOLKOFF IN A RING AND I'D DRAW 12K. FUCK YOU AND YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
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Post by Steely Don on May 26, 2014 18:17:41 GMT -6
The first time Raw was at the TB Arena was back on April 16, 2001 ... an entirely different world, a significantly different roster ....
DM Rico Constantino defeated Nick Dinsmore DM Randy Orton defeated Flash Flanagan DM Steve Blackman and Grandmaster Sexay defeated Damien and Seven (3:28 minutes) DM K-Kwik defeated Race Steele (4:34 minutes) DM Haku defeated Doug Basham (3:15 minutes) DM Essa Rios defeated Chris Michaels (4:17 minutes) 1 Edge and Christian defeated Holly Cousins (Crash Holly and Hardcore Holly) 2 Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Justin Credible 3 WWF Hardcore Title Match: Kane (c) defeated Steven Richards 4 Chris Jericho defeated Kurt Angle by disqualification 5 Chris Benoit defeated William Regal 6 Raven, Test and Billy Gunn defeated The Radicalz (Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko and Perry Saturn) 7 2 on 1 Handicap Match: Big Show defeated Kaientai (Sho Funaki and Taka Michinoku) 8 WWF Intercontinental Title Match: Triple H defeated Jeff Hardy (c) - TITLE CHANGE!!!
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 26, 2014 18:23:52 GMT -6
The first time Raw was at the TB Arena was back on April 16, 2001 ... an entirely different world, a significantly different roster .... DM Rico Constantino defeated Nick Dinsmore DM Randy Orton defeated Flash Flanagan DM Steve Blackman and Grandmaster Sexay defeated Damien and Seven (3:28 minutes) DM K-Kwik defeated Race Steele (4:34 minutes) DM Haku defeated Doug Basham (3:15 minutes) DM Essa Rios defeated Chris Michaels (4:17 minutes) 1 Edge and Christian defeated Holly Cousins (Crash Holly and Hardcore Holly) 2 Bubba Ray Dudley defeated Justin Credible 3 WWF Hardcore Title Match: Kane (c) defeated Steven Richards 4 Chris Jericho defeated Kurt Angle by disqualification 5 Chris Benoit defeated William Regal 6 Raven, Test and Billy Gunn defeated The Radicalz (Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko and Perry Saturn) 7 2 on 1 Handicap Match: Big Show defeated Kaientai (Sho Funaki and Taka Michinoku) 8 WWF Intercontinental Title Match: Triple H defeated Jeff Hardy (c) - TITLE CHANGE!!! I COULD LIVE IN THE PAST TOO GUY. WHO WOULDN'T REFLECT ON CRASH HOLLY AND SOMETHING CALLED ESSA RIOS? OH, ME. FUCK YOU.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 26, 2014 18:31:23 GMT -6
Getting nodding approval from Akrash after that promo. He knows what's best for business. Vince thinks his name is Peter. Akrash telling me about Pakistani cave walker. Smiling. Akrash booking Bryan-Me for SummerSlam. He knows.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on May 26, 2014 18:53:45 GMT -6
When you job to a midget you know a future endeavoring is around the corner...
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 26, 2014 18:55:08 GMT -6
That tail swiping was ridiculous.
Hell that whole thing was ridiculous.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 26, 2014 18:57:04 GMT -6
PETER WANTED TO BE BOOKED. I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUY. AM I THE TYPE OF GUY THAT COULD BOOK PETER, MY AFGHANI DWARF/SHERPA AGAINST 3MB, AND MAKE HIM A WWE WORLD CHAMPION? ULTIMATELY TAKING OVER MY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY AGAINST THE WILL OF A BOARD OF DIRECTORS? SITTING AT GORILLA, I BELIEVE I CAN. FUCK YOU PAUL. I HAVE TO GET THINGS DONE.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 26, 2014 18:59:43 GMT -6
I'M A BLACKJACK MULLIGAN GUY IN A BRAY WYATT WORLD. ACTUALLY, FUCK YOU BLACKJACK MULLIGAN.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 26, 2014 19:06:07 GMT -6
JERRY LAWLER DOES BITE. ESPECIALLY IN MEMPHIS. IT'S A SHAME BRAY WYATT IS OF AGE AND A MAN. THIS COULD BE ENTERTAINMENT.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 26, 2014 19:08:21 GMT -6
Telling Bray about the time Shawn had a feud with Jim Ross. Convinced him fighting announcers was best for business. Rowan smiling. Nodding. Akrash will be next Raw announcer.
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Post by Danny Busch on May 26, 2014 19:09:10 GMT -6
Oh fuck me.........super cena is here.
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Post by Optimisn on May 26, 2014 19:11:36 GMT -6
Classic pro wrestling booking. Seriously. But I'm off to the Hawks game because the Hawks.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 26, 2014 19:12:32 GMT -6
Fuckin' Samoans. They were supposed to be out 30 seconds ago. Shouty twin trying to hookup with ethnic star of Total Tits. I can understand.
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Post by Optimisn on May 26, 2014 19:17:58 GMT -6
Why would Bray Wyatt respond to being called a bitch? Dumb. Oh, and Cole. Tragedy? It's fucking Memorial Day.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 26, 2014 19:19:48 GMT -6
Why would Bray Wyatt respond to being called a bitch? Dumb. Oh, and Cole. Tragedy? It's fucking Memorial Day. I thought Bray laughed it off. And that was Vince in Cole's ear. ZACK DUGGAN!
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 26, 2014 19:21:26 GMT -6
This is the kind of crowd Vince knows and can book to.
Stupid.
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Post by cij79 on May 26, 2014 19:22:56 GMT -6
Vince is going to job America out on memorial day.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 26, 2014 19:24:53 GMT -6
The black man saves America! What a swerve!
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 26, 2014 19:31:25 GMT -6
Sending out Randy and Dave to go over Dusty's boys. Remember last year Dream? When you put hands on Steph? Akrash remembers. And so do I. Enjoy.
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