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Post by Optimisn on Oct 24, 2013 18:12:17 GMT -6
This will serve as the Impact viewing thread until the company closes. Tonight is the first live show after Bound for Glory, so we're certain to get a Shark Boy return. A.J. Styles will lose the TNA title to Zach Gowan, and Devon will return to lead Aces and Eights 2000.
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Post by November KS on Oct 24, 2013 18:16:00 GMT -6
Is my girl still with them?
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Post by Optimisn on Oct 24, 2013 18:21:24 GMT -6
Is my girl still with them? Tamina is in WWE. |
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Post by November KS on Oct 24, 2013 18:32:55 GMT -6
Is my girl still with them? Tamina is in WWE. No, not her. Her:  |
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Post by Optimisn on Oct 24, 2013 19:14:24 GMT -6
Wes Brisco's face looks like Chris Farley in drag. I think Flair, David Crockett, Tim Woods, Johnny Valentine, and a few others would suggest A.J. not get on Dixie's private jet. #MaintenanceIssues #PayYourBills #QuarterTankofGas
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Post by Danny Busch on Oct 24, 2013 20:39:22 GMT -6
Does AJ change his look every month?
This biker thing involves such bad acting......but it keeps me watching the few times that I have TNA on.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Oct 24, 2013 20:48:09 GMT -6
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Post by Optimisn on Oct 24, 2013 20:50:36 GMT -6
Does AJ change his look every month? This biker thing involves such bad acting......but it keeps me watching the few times that I have TNA on. He's pretty much had the same thing since he tried to become this era's version of Spooky Sting. They destroyed the whole thing when Angle got his nineteenth DUI. The biker thing has to come to an end. It's not over. Supposedly Bischoff could be done with TNA. That would end the biker fetish storylines. I didn't think Salt Lake City could be a hot wrestling crowd. They've been bringing it. But everyone standing behind the announcers look like they could be in line to audition for To Catch a Predator. |
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Post by Danny Busch on Oct 24, 2013 20:59:13 GMT -6
I wonder if Bischoff's biker reality show is going to be on for a 3rd season. That is probably one of the worst shows I have ever seen. I am surprised real bikers didn't kill all of those guys... Maybe they did as none of them from season 1 were in much of season 2.
The fat kid with the lawler shirt that is in the center of the front row is classic!!!
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Post by Optimisn on Oct 24, 2013 21:05:40 GMT -6
I really dislike the big show not ending feuds. We joke about Bound for Glory, but Wrestlemania is the same way. That should be the big payoff show. Everyone should start a new feud afterwards. I don't need rematches of the biggest yearly show.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 21:20:41 GMT -6
I agree. Since wrestling in general gets so repetitive feud and story wise since the companies as a whole never take time off, I appreciated when they use to hit the reset button so to speak the day of 'Mania, Starcade, etc.
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Oct 31, 2013 19:57:50 GMT -6
Sting is in a Gauntlet Match, and Tenay is on commentary. I feel like it's 1998, and Schiavone is calling ahead for a midsize hooker and Papa John's olive pizza to be delivered to his room.
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Post by ghostrider on Nov 1, 2013 15:39:55 GMT -6
Whats a TNA? Who's an Impact?
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Nov 1, 2013 18:06:56 GMT -6
Whats a TNA? Who's an Impact? A money pit of washed up "talent" |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 21, 2013 15:40:45 GMT -6
Tonight's episode of Impact is called "Turning Point". Judging by the fact that they're back in Orlando I'd say it's probably not one in a positive direction.
On the docket tonight:
Bully Ray vs. Mr. Anderson in a No DQ match. If Bully wins, then Anderson must leave TNA for good. If Anderson wins, then Aces & Eights must disband for good.
If the fans win, this ends in a double-countout leading to the demise of Aces and Eights and Anderson.
First Round Dixie Carter TNA Title tournament match: Samoa Joe vs. Magnus in a Falls Count Anywhere match.
Expect ninjas.
First Round Dixie Carer TNA Title tournament match: James Storm vs. Bobby Roode in a Bullrope match.
The Ghost of Stan Hansen attacks the loser.
KO champion Gail Kim vs. mystery "blonde" opponent as part of Gail's Open Challenge.
Maybe Angelina Love is bringing her herpes back to TNA. Maybe not. Either way, this will probably be the best match of the night.
Joseph Park "confronting his brother" Abyss. This will be either hilarious or terrible. I vote terrible.
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 21, 2013 16:14:33 GMT -6
This could actually be a decent card. I wonder how it will get screwed up? I think Dixie will make Abyss TNA Director of Operations. Bischoff's motorcycle fantasy club will finally blowup. There's no doubt we're due for ninjas. The mystery blonde opponent will be Shark Boy with a wig.
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Nov 21, 2013 17:39:40 GMT -6
If it's your first time here tonight, don't mind Drop In. He's proof that while fun, drinking while pregnant doesn't get the best results. He's like a Bushwacker without pants.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 21, 2013 19:14:06 GMT -6
I think Gypsy will show up dressed as Abyss.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 21, 2013 19:17:52 GMT -6
I think Gypsy will show up dressed as Abyss. I'd pop. |
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 21, 2013 20:02:16 GMT -6
I wonder if this is the bar Scott Hall used to get booted from back in the day? So Bobby Roode is the face, right?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 21, 2013 20:04:57 GMT -6
There'll be two double turns before the end of the match so it doesn't matter.
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 21, 2013 20:06:59 GMT -6
Anderson wants to fight an ass. If Patterson still had pull, if you'll pardon the expression, Anderson could be heading back to WWE.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 21, 2013 20:08:01 GMT -6
Damn..... I have never seen Dixie before. I thought she was fat and 80 years old. And look at the king of the trailer park to her right shoulder.
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Post by November KS on Nov 21, 2013 20:10:19 GMT -6
Something about Storm bringing out a rope to a ring that Dixie is in turns me on like a mofo. I hope this gets freaky.
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Nov 21, 2013 20:11:49 GMT -6
Damn..... I have never seen Dixie before. I thought she was fat and 80 years old. And look at the king of the trailer park to her right shoulder. I had discussions to come on board a few years ago. I told her I have plenty of money, I was just looking to toss one in and have her stop talking. In the end, we couldn't come to terms on the length of the deal. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 21, 2013 20:11:54 GMT -6
Something about Storm bringing out a rope to a ring that Dixie is in turns me on like a mofo. I hope this gets freaky. David Carradine level freaky? |
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Post by November KS on Nov 21, 2013 20:14:59 GMT -6
Something about Storm bringing out a rope to a ring that Dixie is in turns me on like a mofo. I hope this gets freaky. David Carradine level freaky? I don't know if I want to stick my neck out that far, but maybe like a hogtied dealio. |
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 21, 2013 20:18:27 GMT -6
Dammit. The only thing worse than going to a commercial featuring he music of Keith urban is to go to one featuring fucking drake. Go back to the bottom asshole.
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Post by November KS on Nov 21, 2013 20:20:30 GMT -6
I just switched to football during commercial and I swear the goal post was falling over. Either that, or I'm falling over.
I haven't even had something Extra yet.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 21, 2013 20:21:07 GMT -6
Gypsy would be better on the mic than taz
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