V Diddy Daddy Puff Puff give RAW 8/8

They could go two segments of just promos with these four.

I won't be watching until later, but this is an amazing idea. It could be the best of bad Nitro bits from back in the day. Have someone call Jericho out that he doesn't exist. He produces a guy named Jimmen. When the guy is tasked with facing Strowman, he admits Jericho paid him. Still squashed as Jericho yells "Get in there you stupid idiot" and tosses him in the ring.

Why did they put Cactus into one of Paul Bearer's old get-ups?

Why must they have Rollins incorporate pop culture references into his promos? Last week it was "I'm Bill Murray, you're Melissa McCarthy" this week it's "You're Jared Leto, I'm Heath Ledger."

It was several minutes too long ... if I were to find out that someone was giving him the ol' "stretch it out" mechanic and he did that on the fly, it would at least make more sense as to why it got very pointless as it went on.

"I train, I eat & I shit fucking opponents." Wonderful line Brock.

This was the video package I had hoped they'd do once they announced this match, showing some OVW footage & both these dude coming up at the same time.

Brock said what he's accomplished absolutely overshadows anything Orton has done. Yeah Brock went to UFC & won the heavyweight title once, but if you're looking at this from a wrestling fans standpoint, Randy Orton is a 12 time World champ. It's not like he's accomplished nothing.

In terms of draws, then of course, it's no comparison, Brock blows him out of the water.

Hopefully the Bully is back.

Going to go ahead & say it before it happens, Lana looks super hot covered in cake.

That ending of Sasha/Dana was awful. Charlotte takes forever to deliver a slap to Sasha, who ducks & hits Dana right in front of the referee. So by all accounts, wouldn't Sasha been disqualified, since Charlotte hit Dana?

Logic goes out the window in this case.

I'm just waiting for them to realize how bad Dana is & how much work she still needs in the ring. She's really bad.

Cut to the Good Brothers holding Big E's balls in a jar. Lord knows what Sex Ferguson would've said in that promo.

So The Club's goal is to hurt The New Day's testicles, then take their tag titles?

DB can't take a bump, right?

It's like they realized Bryan & Mick only had like 7 minutes worth of stuff to talk about, so they said fuck it, send RuRu & Cesaro out there.

Mick said RuRu defends his title against Reigns at Summerslam, but Cesaro, you get your title shot right now!

This whole thing is weird. Surely Daniel Bryan gets involved in this match right? Why the hell have him come to Raw just for that back & forth with Mick?

It's 10 o'clock, must we have intros for this?

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HAVING THIS MATCH?!?!? Unless they're having Cesaro be put into this feud?

Poor Sami Zayn, has nothing to do for Summerslam.

Could be a slow build with Cesaro.  Or they forgot stuff and Foley.