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*Pyro shooting off*

Lilian Garcia is standing in the middle of the ring



"Welcome everyone to our inaugural event for the Major Atlantic Professional Universal Wrestling Alliance Consortium!!! We have a great card for you tonight here in Charlotte, North Carolina so let's not delay and keep you waiting any longer, like some other promotions out there..."



*More pyro shoots off*



Camera switches to announce desk

"Is this thing on yet? Can't hear myself over all these bottle rockets going off."

"Yes Larry the microphone is on. And there you have it for an introduction everyone! I'm Nigel McGuiness and with me is "The Living Legend" Larry Zybysko, cantankerous as ever. What do you think of our card tonight Larry?"

"Well its probably the best thing put to paper since I wrote my book Adventures in Larryland. Top to bottom we have some great matches but I am really looking forward to the Vader and Psycho Sid matchup. A couple of mastodons locking horns in that one!"

" I would have to agree with you on that one Larry but I am also really lookin forward to this new tag partnership of the Brummie Brothers debuting tonight. Some fellow Brits getting a chance to shine and I am all for it."

"Yea well after FTR gets done with them they'll need to move here to the good ole USA to fix all the teeth that get knocked out of their mouth."





*Heath Slater intro music stars blaring*



"And here we go with our first matchup Heath Slater vs. Kevin Owens!"



Slater saunters to the ring with a lot of confidence



*Kevin Owens music hits*

Lots of cheers and excitement for Kevin Owens from the crowd

Iron Mike Sharp follows out a few steps behind clapping

Owens looks back somewhat perpelxed but nods and smiles

As Owens heads to the ring, Sharp follows and encourages him the whole way.



Referee Jack Doan checks the boots and when he is satisfied no foreign objects are on either wrestler he signals for the bell and the match to start!



Slater charges at Owens, but Kevin side steps and pushes him in the back of the head as he flies by. Slater visibly upset by this charges again. Once again Owens sidesteps and smacks him on the head. Third time must be the charm as Slater starts to run at Owens but pulls up just short and pokes Owens in the eye! Owens doubled over covering his face and Slater peacocks around the ring acting like he just won the match.



"Smart move by Slater there Nigel. If someone smacks you in the head you poke 'em in the eye."

"That is quite the illegal move Larry, you aren't allowed to do that."

"Its only illegal if the ref catches you!"



Iron Mike on the outside yelling at Jack Doan to pay attention.



Owens recovers and launches a haymaker that connects square on Slater's head. Owens follows up by sending Slater off the ropes and catching him into a spinebuster! Owens drags Slater back to his feet, kicks him in the gut and gives him a KO Stunner! Jack Doan counts the 1 - 2 - 3!!!



Doan raises Owens hand and Iron Mike jumps in the ring to celebrate with Owens. Owens is smiling but visibly confused as to why he is there.



"What a way to start out our evening huh Larry?"

"I'll say, Slater was robbed and it was only the first match!"





*Backstage Charly Caruso is with Dusty Rhodes*

"Dusty, such a pleasure to talk to you this evening. I understand you have an announcement to share with us."


"Dat's right baybee girl. It is a pleasure to talk to you as well darlin'. But as you all know The Dream ain't getting any younger and I have had a fantasthic career. Wresthled all over the world baybee against the biggesth names in da bidness. Taken it to the pay winda more times than I can count! Haha! But it is time for the Dream to wind on down. I know I can't keep doing this forever so I want to go out on my terms, but also give a chance to elevate othersth. So next week I am going to start the American Dream Challenge. Whoever can beat me will retire me AND get to carry on the moniker of The American Dream. I don't know when it will happen or to who it will happen, but when it does that will be my last match. Whoever wantsth a chance to carry on the Dream, sthep on up and see if you can make it to the ultimate pay winda baybee!!"



Dusty saunters off screen



"WOW!! what an announcement we just heard from The American Dream Dusty Rhodes!!! Back to you Nigel and Larry."

*Cut backstage to Harley sitting at a table with a birthday cake and a ridiculous amount of candles lit on it*



"I hope everyone is enjoying the evening so far. We have had a few great matches and already some interesting developments with Dusty's announcement. What many of you may not know is that today is my birthday. Hence the cake with 107 candles on it. Remind me to thwack that sunnuva bitch who did that, heh. Probably that shithead intern Spencer. Anyway, as I already told you all I handpicked my champions, but I also wanted to give EVERYONE a shot at our last championship belt. The InterOceanic Title. There will be a tournament to crown the first ever IO Champion and every single person on the roster is eligible to join. Once we have confirmation from those in the locker room we will post the brackets. Now as soon as someone gets me a leafblower I can put out these candles, in the meantime enjoy the rest of the show."



*Leafblower revs and Harley points it at the cake blowing the entire thing off the table*



"Well shit."



*Cut back to announce table*



"Another HUGE announcement from the boss Harley Race! What do you think Legend?"

"Well I think its great that we have another championship that can be defended regularly on our program. I remember I was always a fighting champion myself."

*Nigel spit takes his water that he was drinking*

"What? You ever been an AWA and NWA champion Nigel? I didn't think so. You are as talented as Tom Zenk. As in not at all!"



*Lilian Garcia in the ring to announce that this is a #1 contenders match for the Tag Team Titles!!*



*FTR music hits*

FTR comes out on the ramp to the ring with Bill Alphonso and his whistle jumping around

Cash grabs the mic

"Listen up. FTR is the BEST tag team in the world. We don't have the gold yet but we WILL. These little British pests are just a speed bump on our way to the top. See y'all there."

*Cash tosses the mic and they run to the ring*



*Brummie Brawlers music hits*

They are no where to be seen.



Tyler Bate and Pete Dunne jump the barricades and ambush FTR in the ring!! The ref separates them and calls for the bell. Cash starts off against Pete Dunne. Cash is still shaking the cobwebs when Dunne clotheslines him to the mat. Cash gets to his feet only to have Dunne grab his hand and start working some joint manipulation while bringing Cash to the Brummie corner. Tyler blind tags Pete and jumps in the ring to hit a quick double team move on Cash's arm. Bate applies even more pressure and twists the arm even more and cranks down on it causing visible pain for Cash Wheeler. Bate tags in Dunne and they continue to keep the pressure on Wheeler and working over the arm. Dax is yelling at the ref distracting him and Bate jumps back in to do even more damage to the arm of Cash. The ref sees this and goes over to get Tyler out of the ring. Cash makes the tag but the ref doesn't see it!! He turns around to get Dax out of the ring despite his protests. Dunne takes Cash to the ground and applies more joint manipulation to the arm and really cranks on it causing Jack Doan to ask Cash if he can continue. Cash says he can go and tries to get to the ropes but is cut off when Tyler Bate runs along the outside and pulls Dax off the apron so Cash can't tag him. The ref is once again distracted trying to get Bate back to his corner and while this is happening PAC jumps the guardrail and hits a Black Arrow!!! He rolls out and hides beneath the ring. Dunne covers Cash and Jack Doan counts the 1 - 2 - 3!!!



"Holy moly! Dax didn't even get a legal tag into the match Larry! That is unheard of for FTR who are one of the best technical tag teams around!"

"I am stunned by that as well Nigel. But it just goes to show you that your "mates" are here to make a statement and the Bloody Aces are not going to be ignored no matter who is in the match!"

"We are going to need more than 1 referee if this keeps up! There are just too many of them!"



*Brummies and PAC disappear through the crowd to a cacophony of boos and jeers*



*Lilian Garcia announces the women's championship match*



*Paige's music hits*

Paige struts to the ring taunting the crowd and riling them up



*Beth Phoenix music hits*
Crowd erupts in cheers while Beth comes out to pyro and poses on the ramp



With both competitors in the ring referee Jack Doan checks the boots. He finds brass knuckles in Paige's left boot! He takes it and reprimands her and hands it to an attendant ringside. Paige feigns ignorance and pleads for forgiveness. Jack calls for the bell and the match is underway! Beth immediately attacks and beats on Paige forcing her in the corner. Referee Doan steps between them to break the 5 count and Paige smacks Beth across the face. Beth charges back and slams Paige's head into the turnbuckle. Beth pulls Paige to the middle of the ring to deliver a body slam and a cover. Paige kicks out after 2 but Beth maintains pressure and picks her up for a suplex. Instead of covering she once again drags Paige to her feet for another suplex but Paige slips out and rolls outside the ring to get her composure. While walking past the announce table she sees the attendant that the ref gave the brass knuckles to. He covertly slides them to her.



"That person looks familiar Nigel, I can't quite see from this angle who it is"

"Larry the person is practically next to you, its Lord Steven Regal - Advisor to the Queen of England!! What is he doing here?!?! And why is he helping Paige?"



Paige rolls back into the ring and Regal gets up to go talk to the ref.



"What could he possibly have to talk about with Jack Doan here Larry?"

"Lots of things. Lawn care, barbeque techniques, auto repair, any number of things really Nigel. You should try getting out and actually having a life one of these days."



With Regal occupying the attention of Jack Doan, Paige goes to hit Beth with the brass knuckles but Beth sees it coming and blocks it! She grabs the knuckles to and takes a swing at Paige but she bails and takes a powder to the floor. Paige is frustrated and starts smacking her hands on the apron. While doing this the crowd starts chanting "Let's go Beth! Let's go Beth!" This infuriates Paige even more and she throws a tantrum outside the ring. Regal goes to console her and the ref notices Beth with the brass knuckles. Beth tries to make a case that she didn't use them and the ref is about to call for the bell for a DQ when Paige slides back into the ring and tells the ref no don't DQ her. Paige kicks Beth and the knuckles fall to the mat. Paige grabs Beth and gives her a suplex and covers immediately. Doan starts the count and Beth kicks out at 1! Meanwhile Regal grabs the foreign object and pretends to be innocent. Beth turns the tables on Paige and starts hammering away with forearms backing her into the corner. Beth gets a running start and drop kicks Paige right in the face while she is sitting in the corner. Beth pulls her out and picks her up for the Glam Slam but Regal grabs her ankle and she falls down and Paige is covering her! The ref counts 1 - 2 - no Beth kicks out! She is furious at Regal and kicks the bottom rope where he is standing. While keeping her attention and the ref's, he throws the knuckles to Paige. Regal complains to Doan about the count and Beth turns around and walks into a loaded fist!! She is knocked out cold!!! Regal backs away and Doan turns around to see Paige covering Beth. He slides into position and counts 1 - 2 - 3!!!



"We have a new Women's Champion Legend!!! Paige has cheated her way to victory!!"

"Well we don't really know that she cheated. There is no proof that she hit Beth with anything other than hard work and determination."

"You really are a blind old man aren't you? It was clear as day what happened here Larry, Paige hit Beth with those loaded brass knuckles!"



Paige celebrates in the ring and the rest of the Bloody Aces come out from the crowd and join her. In the ring we have the entire crew of Tyler Bate, Pete Dunne, PAC, Paige, Finn Balor, Wade Barrett and now Steve Regal. They all join hands and raise their arms in triumph.



"I want to be happy for my fellow UK bretheren but this is just not right. All night they have been cheating and blindsiding their way to victory."

"Welcome to pro wrestling Nigel. You better get used to it or go back across the pond and cry to your nanny."

*Lilian Garcia in the ring*



"It is now time for our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!!! This will be for the Atlantic Universal Championship!!!"



*Crowd cheering*



*Psycho Sid music hits and a mix of boos and cheers*

Sid comes out to the ramp and looks around with his usual sneer. He makes his way slowly to the ring and climbs in an waits casually in his corner.



*Vader music hits*

Vader comes out asking what time is it and the crowd responds accordingly. Vader thumps his chest and soaks in the crowd reactions. Vader makes his way to the ring with his title held up in his hand for all to see. As he climbs in the ring he keeps an eye on Sid at all times.



"This contest will be 1 fall with a 60 min time limit. Your referee for this match is Jack Doan"



*Lillian exits the ring and Jack Doan displays the title over his head for the crowd to see. He hands it off to someone outside the ring.*

Doan goes to check the boots of Vader and is met with a snarl but he allows him to check. Doan goes to check the boots of Sid and gets pushed out of the way for his efforts. Doan gets in Sid's face and starts demanding he be allowed to check the boots or there won't be a match. Sid sneers and chuckles before allowing Doan to do his job. Once satisfied Doan calls for the bell! Vader and Sid slowly walk towards each other until they are staring each other down in the middle of the ring.



"This is just a colossal matchup Larry! These two huge men sizing each other up determining the best way to go after each other. This is intense!!"

"For once I agree with you Nigel. The tension is so think in here you can cut it with a knife! I just hope it isn't the knife used by Jose Gonzalez or we could have the authorities here."

*Nigel just absolutely flabbergasted by Zybsko's comment*

"I don't even know how to respond to that level of callousness. You are an absolute terrible human being."



Sid breaks the stare down by delivering a forearm to Vader's head. Vader returns the favor and the two start brawling around the ring. Sid eventually gets Vader in a corner and holds him there by placing his boot across Vader's throat and gaining leverage by pulling on the ropes. Referee Jack Doan counts to 5 but Sid isn't breaking the hold! Doan places his hands on Sid's boot to remove it from Vader's throat and in doing so angers Sid enough he releases the pressure and starts yelling at the ref. Doan isn't having any of it - he tells Sid if he keeps it up he will be disqualified! Vader regains some composure and launches into a running shoulder tackle knocking Sid into the opposite corner. Vader follows it up with a running splash! Sid is dazed and falls face first into the mat. Vader flexes and roars and the crowd is going nuts!! Sid still dazed gets to his knees and Vader rewards him with a right hand to the temple. Vader picks up Sid and hoists him up for a body slam! Vader bounces off the ropes and lays into Sid with an elbow right across the chest/neck area. He gets up and does it again! The crowd is clearly energizing Vader as he motions for them to keep going and get louder. Vader picks up Sid and delivers another body slam. He drags him over to the corner and starts climbing the turnbuckles.



"This could be it Larry, Vader going for the Vader Bomb..."



Vader gets to the second rope and begins bouncing and ready to launch, but Sid gets up and delivers a kick to the knee of Vader causing him to fall and collapse in the corner. Sid continues to stomp on Vader's chest until Doan gets him to back away after a 5 count.



"You know Nigel on anyone else I'd say Sid just about wrapped up the match, but I think this only made Vader mad."

"I think you are right Larry, Vader is getting to his feet and not looking phased. He is looking downright nasty angry!"



Vader stands up and roars and thumps his chest. Sid turns around and can't believe it. Vader just charges Sid and knocks him down with another shoulder block. Vader gets on top of Sid and starts hammering away with his fists. Sid is busted open the hardway!! Vader isn't stopping. The ref is trying to break it up but Vader just shoves him to the ground. Vader is losing his mind!! The referee gets up and warns Vader one more time, to knock it off or he will be DQ'd. Vader stands up and pie faces the ref into the corner. Doan hits his head on the turnbuckle and is knocked out! Vader is enraged and leaves the ring to get a chair. He throws it in the ring as Sid is laying there dazed and maybe unconscious.



"Larry what happened that Vader just lost his mind? He is going berserk out there. The crowd is stunned and the ref is knocked out. How much damage will he be able to do with that chair?!?!"

"I don't know Nigel but if I was Sid's family I would start making funeral arrangements. Vader is on the warpath and isn't taking any prisoners."



Vader climbs back into the ring and reaches for the chair, but Sid has come to his senses enough to know he is in danger and knocks the chair into the corner by the ref. Vader roars again and starts stomping on Sid with his boots. Blood is covering the mat and the crowd has quieted down and is genuinely concerned for Sid. Vader grabs the chair just as referee Doan is coming to. Vader nails Sid with the chair and Doan calls for the bell disqualifying Vader. That only enrages him more though! Vader continues to lay into Sid with the chair and the crowd is booing Vader hating this type of unnecessary destruction.



"Who can stop this Larry?!? This is madness, Vader is destroying Sid and I don't think he is going to stop. He certainly doesn't care what the referee says!"

"I am not sure Nigel but it is going to have to be someone fearless and just as crazy to get in front of Vader right now."



All of a sudden Meng comes running to the ring with his own steel chair!! The crowd goes crazy seeing that someone is going to put an end to this beatdown. Meng slides into the ring and belts Vader across the back with the chair. Vader drops his chair and collapses to the mat. He smartly rolls out while Meng checks on Sid.



"I don't think there is anyone else in that locker room who could have done that Larry."

"You may be right. Meng is exactly the right amount of crazy and dumb to pull a stunt like that."



Vader slowly backs up the ramp holding his back while pointing at Meng and then giving him the throat slash gesture.



"I don't think Vader is going to forget about this one Larry. I guess we will have to find out more next week! Good night everyone!!!"



*Camera fades out to black*