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Post by Optimisn on Jul 21, 2014 14:01:47 GMT -6
What will be the fallout from Cena winning? Again. Brock will again return in Miami. Will the guy wearing a Jerry Lawler shirt make an ass out of himself in the front row again? Are Lana and Rusev still going to be Russian? 24 is over. Keep me company.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jul 21, 2014 14:05:18 GMT -6
BACKSTAGE AT RAW. TELLING FLO-RIDA EVERY MONDAY SHOULD INCLUDE A STEADY DIET OF MAINSTREAM PRESS, PROTEIN, AND LAAAAAAANA! BALLS COMPLETELY STUCK TO MY LEG. I LOVE MIAMI, BUT KIDMAN NEEDS TO GET MY POWDER ON THE DOUBLE.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jul 21, 2014 14:12:43 GMT -6
THAT'S NOT FLO-RIDA. IT'S R-TRUTH!
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jul 21, 2014 14:14:29 GMT -6
Cena will show up at Raw and be killed by Brock.
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Post by Paul Levesque on Jul 21, 2014 14:19:04 GMT -6
Meeting with the Florida gal fulfilling Rocky IV fantasies. Telling her to double-down on the Putin gimmick. A guy like me can get this over. Pop smiling in corner. Nodding. Rubbing.
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Post by Steely Don on Jul 21, 2014 16:09:28 GMT -6
Why is there no date in the thread title? Why fight tradition? Why can't we have nice things? Why can't 24 still be on? Why don't I stop writing this nonsense and go pee? Why not? Why not indeed!
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jul 21, 2014 16:26:55 GMT -6
Thank you Don.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jul 21, 2014 16:30:42 GMT -6
EXPLAINING TO AN ELDERLY WOMAN NAMED LINDA I LIKE MY BREASTS LIKE I LIKE MY CHAMPIONS. LARGE, ARTIFICIALLY ENHANCED, AND ABLE TO MAKE MONEY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. LINDA PERPLEXED, SHAKING HER HEAD AT ME. WHAT IS NOT TO GET HERE PEOPLE?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jul 21, 2014 16:31:48 GMT -6
FUCK. IT'S THAAAT LINDA. THIS SLIP UP IS NOT NEW CAMPAIGN WORTHY. FUCK 2016.
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Post by Steely Don on Jul 21, 2014 17:00:28 GMT -6
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jul 21, 2014 17:08:08 GMT -6
You were the impetus of change in this thread.
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Post by Optimisn on Jul 21, 2014 17:19:31 GMT -6
Your new corporate champion........................  |
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Post by randomone on Jul 21, 2014 17:54:55 GMT -6
CM Punk: former pro wrestler - current sharp dressed son of a bitch
I just wonder how bat shit crazy commentary will go for Brock coming back. Will it be on the level of JBL's infatuation with yelling "12 & Bo!!"? We shall see.
I bet Brock destroys Cena next week. Tonight is all about the announcement.
I kinda wish Brock shows up on the set of the Apatow movie & beats him up. With Judd & Amy Schumer in the shot. And they work a "Dolph Ziggler says hello" reference to Amy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2014 18:04:24 GMT -6
I love Triple H ripping on all of us internet cretins. Love it.
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Post by Danny Busch on Jul 21, 2014 18:05:56 GMT -6
So when Brock shows up he is supposed to be the heel monster yet he is going to get a huge ass pop and the crowd will go wild for him. How long will they keep the polarity of these fueds reversed?
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Post by Danny Busch on Jul 21, 2014 18:06:43 GMT -6
I love Triple H ripping on all of us internet cretins. Love it. He didn't mention touting?? WTF is with that!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2014 18:13:09 GMT -6
So when Brock shows up he is supposed to be the heel monster yet he is going to get a huge ass pop and the crowd will go wild for him. How long will they keep the polarity of these fueds reversed? Maybe Brock shows up during this match and makes Reigns lose. H says he is impressed with Brock most. Brock gets title shot. |
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Post by randomone on Jul 21, 2014 18:13:32 GMT -6
Haha I immediately thought of tout too!
Here Trips is insulting us, yet he's talking about Cena losing the title. I'm conflicted whether to be insulted or happy?
I also can't wait for Heath Slater to pitch why he should be the guy chosen "well, I eliminated Cesaro!"
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Post by Danny Busch on Jul 21, 2014 18:15:17 GMT -6
I don't think that will change a thing in the eyes of the fans. All they know is that they hate cena and him being the champ. There is no opponent that will get the fans behind Cena. If Vince will stop being a pussy and start the cena heel turn then we are cooking. It opens up infinite amounts of awesomeness.
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Post by randomone on Jul 21, 2014 18:20:40 GMT -6
I gave up on the Cena heel turn. You eliminate merchandise sales from kids who think of him as their hero, you more than likely cut back the Make A Wish as well. He's the face of the company & having him be a heel (as much as I've wanted it for around the last 6-8 years) it'll never happen. It would certainly be awesome though.
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Post by Danny Busch on Jul 21, 2014 18:23:50 GMT -6
Give him a saturday morning cartoon then. This face of the company/make a wish/little kids hero stuff makes the entire product fall far below its potential.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2014 18:27:33 GMT -6
They need to keep Kane out of any meaningful match for a long time.
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Post by randomone on Jul 21, 2014 18:30:27 GMT -6
Cameron, Eva & Rosa - The Botching Beyotches?
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Post by Optimisn on Jul 21, 2014 18:31:30 GMT -6
I had to do some Tout! research after Hunter's speech. I thought they dumped fifteen million. It was only five.
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Post by randomone on Jul 21, 2014 18:35:14 GMT -6
I'm not even a fan of Tits Bella, but she holds more talent in her left implant than Cameron, Eva & Rosa do combined.
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Post by Danny Busch on Jul 21, 2014 18:36:58 GMT -6
I had to switch to the brewers/reds game.
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Post by Steely Don on Jul 21, 2014 18:37:14 GMT -6
So does she do a run-in from the crowd? Is that something they want to encourage on TV?
Oh my, somebody said 'bitch'.
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Post by Steely Don on Jul 21, 2014 18:38:17 GMT -6
This is a compelling moment.
I'm sorry; I forgot the 'not' after 'is'.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jul 21, 2014 18:41:18 GMT -6
I wish there was something on at 8 to avoid watching this.
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Post by randomone on Jul 21, 2014 18:41:30 GMT -6
Few things. 1: Steph assaulted a "paying customer"
2: I love Hippie Bella. Kinda missed her.
3: Did Tits Bella have a nip slip or something? She was down & they cut the shot for a few seconds.
Jerry Lawler naming Flo Rida's songs is just about as cringeworthy as watching Flo Rida rap.
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