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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jul 28, 2014 10:17:29 GMT -6
TODAY, WE ALL MAKE AN IMPACT. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A STEADY DIET OF BIG SHOW, DANCING, SONIC ADS, AND CENA. YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH, ORDER A ROMAN REIGNS T-SHIRT ON WWW.WWE.COM, AND TELL FIVE FRIENDS TO ORDER THE #WWENETWORK.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jul 28, 2014 15:15:31 GMT -6
The ROW Invasion angle starts tonight!
Booker T!
Sharmell!
Teddy Long!
Chuck Rice!
This will turn WWE on its ear!
Playa!
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Post by Steely Don on Jul 28, 2014 18:05:35 GMT -6
Things no longer to be seen on Spike TV:
- ECW
- TNA
(by November anyway)
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Post by randomone on Jul 28, 2014 18:16:07 GMT -6
Umm, I kinda want to see Paul Heyman vs John Cena instead of Brock. Good Lord does Heyman just mop the floor on the mic with anyone.
Oh no, the belts are dropped, Serious Cena is ready to talk. Cinnabon reference in 3...2...1...
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Post by randomone on Jul 28, 2014 18:18:40 GMT -6
"Where do you get those shoes at, K-Mart? You can't wrestle in sneakers, oh that's right, you can't wrestle!"
Fucking line of the year by Cesaro!
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Post by Optimisn on Jul 28, 2014 18:19:42 GMT -6
Color me interested in this entire show just because of how great Cesaro, Heyman, and gasp, Cena just were.
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Post by Optimisn on Jul 28, 2014 18:21:42 GMT -6
How many undocumented offenses involving children are there with these Taco Bell Ronald McDonalds?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jul 28, 2014 18:22:41 GMT -6
How many undocumented offenses involving children are there with these Taco Bell Ronald McDonalds? 17. |
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Post by randomone on Jul 28, 2014 18:27:00 GMT -6
I realize he's been doing it for quite a while & he's not a luchador, but for God sake, Cena's hurricanrana looks shittier & shittier every time he busts it out.
Anyone else notice for those dumb Satisfaction commercials that the background music is Tyler Breeze's entrance theme? See the same ads enough, you begin to notice dumb shit like that.
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Post by randomone on Jul 28, 2014 18:35:05 GMT -6
Cena does sell the fuck out of that toss up Uppercut though. Could be my favorite person who takes that.
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Post by Steely Don on Jul 28, 2014 18:44:01 GMT -6
Handful of hair.
Bent. Over. A. Sink.
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Post by Optimisn on Jul 28, 2014 18:44:27 GMT -6
Brilliant marketing. I was looking at the computer and heard the NWO music. Almost crapped my pants.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jul 28, 2014 18:46:17 GMT -6
ASKING SOMEONE ABOUT CM PUNK.
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Post by Steely Don on Jul 28, 2014 18:53:55 GMT -6
Brilliant marketing. I was looking at the computer and heard the NWO music. Almost crapped my pants. WWE-branded Depends. Now you can really shit all over John Cena! |
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Post by Optimisn on Jul 28, 2014 19:03:12 GMT -6
Marking out like I'm Keeping Score or JWID.
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Post by Optimisn on Jul 28, 2014 19:04:12 GMT -6
Stephanie's trying to not laugh. Haha.
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Post by randomone on Jul 28, 2014 19:05:54 GMT -6
If this was the Attitude Era Jericho would've made 12 hilarious prison rape jokes by now. And jumbo knockers jokes as well.
Regardless, I've missed seeing Jericho make fun of Steph. This is great!
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Post by randomone on Jul 28, 2014 19:06:49 GMT -6
Ahh and there it is. Bottom feeding, trash bag.....hooooooooooo!!
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Post by Optimisn on Jul 28, 2014 19:07:44 GMT -6
Rollins really laid in that briefcase shot.
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Post by randomone on Jul 28, 2014 19:08:11 GMT -6
Jericho vs Rollins? HELL YES!!!!
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Post by Optimisn on Jul 28, 2014 19:08:53 GMT -6
I was waiting to see Stacy Carter sitting on Lawler's lap, and Ron Simmons drinking beer with JBL.
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Post by Steely Don on Jul 28, 2014 19:09:57 GMT -6
So, to recap:
Last week: Brie says "bitch" live, censored every subsequent time in replay.
This week: Cena says "son of a bitch" live, uncensored in the replay.
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Post by Optimisn on Jul 28, 2014 19:16:32 GMT -6
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@keeping Score.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Jul 28, 2014 19:18:57 GMT -6
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @keeping Score.  |
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Post by Steely Don on Jul 28, 2014 19:19:07 GMT -6
He should absolutely wrestle with those Ponch shades for the duration of this gimmick.
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Post by randomone on Jul 28, 2014 19:23:12 GMT -6
WWE House Show ad just showed for my town in September. Promoted Cena, Ambrose, Rollins & Wyatt Family.....SOLD!!! Card subject to change I know, but I missed out on Wyatt's & all the Shield in March. $15, I'm there.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Jul 28, 2014 19:26:41 GMT -6
Ziggler got a win?!?! Wow.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jul 28, 2014 19:28:35 GMT -6
IN COLE'S EAR TELLING HIM TO MAKE AN ERNEST BORGNINE REFERENCE ON THE REQUEST OF PAUL BOESCH'S GHOST. PAUL BOESCH'S GHOST CHUCKLING, ASKING IF I'M PAYING THE BOYS RIGHT. THIS FUCKING GUY.
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Post by Steely Don on Jul 28, 2014 19:30:57 GMT -6
IN COLE'S EAR TELLING HIM TO MAKE AN ERNEST BORGNINE REFERENCE ON THE REQUEST OF PAUL BOESCH'S GHOST. PAUL BOESCH'S GHOST CHUCKLING, ASKING IF I'M PAYING THE BOYS RIGHT. THIS FUCKING GUY. Not the biggest fan  of these posts generally. This, however, is one of the greatest posts about anything ever. |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jul 28, 2014 19:31:33 GMT -6
SMELLS LIKE DOPE BACK HERE. PAUL BOESCH'S GHOST SMELLS IT AS WELL. HE'S BLAMING HAYES, BUT I BET IT'S THIS FUCKING R-TRUTH.
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of these posts generally.