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Post by Positivity Peeps on Oct 27, 2013 8:42:32 GMT -6
The McHelmleys proudly bring you their 2nd PPV in 3 weeks, Hell In A Cell. Live from Miami, Florida.
Big E vs. Curt Axel: The Axel experiment has failed. Big E wins with the shifting singlet.
Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans: The highlight of this match will be Cesaro's Big Swing. Real Americans win because why not.
The Rhodeses vs. The Shield vs. The Usos: Triple threat match for fhe tag titles. Do we really believe Codydust is gonna get another win over the Shield? No we don't. Rollins and Cody brawl and the Uso who's with the Funkadactyl pins Goldust to win the bbels.
AJ vs. Small breasted Bella: Big Mami Cool tries to help AJ but big breasted Bella stops her and allows Brie to win gold. And the whole thing is captured for an episode of Total Divas.
Punk vs. Ryback and Heyman: Ryback tosses Punk around for the majority of the match but is knocked out when Heyman tries to hit Punk with his phone from 1991. Punk finally hits puts Paul in the Anaconda Vice and ends the program.
Cena vs. Del Rio: John Cena is not coming back and losing his first match. Cena hits the FU and pins Del Rio. Alberto goes nuts and puts the armbar on Cena, re-injuring his arm and allowing Damian Sandow to cash in and win the World Title.
Bryan vs. Orton: This will be a very good match. Michaels and Show will both turn on Bryan and let Orton win the belt. Then Bryan gets beaten down and he takes off til The rumbel.
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Post by kujoe on Oct 27, 2013 11:07:53 GMT -6
Big E wins Gold...but some reports have this match being pulled
Real Americans win, but these teams on on a ppv over Ziggler
The Uso win gold in tribute to their Uncle Umaga
AJ wins cause cm punk says so
Punk wins and hurts Ryback so he can be repackeged again...but this won't end punk vs Heyman
Cena wins but Shadow cashes in on Smackdown...
RKO wins gold from help from everyone incuding the kitchen sink, minus show because we get show v hhh at suvior series, so VKM can return tommorow
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Post by kujoe on Oct 27, 2013 11:44:52 GMT -6
Are we to assume the world title match isn't the opening match tonight?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Oct 27, 2013 11:45:51 GMT -6
Ha.
No chance.
I'd guess the 3 HIAC matches will close the show.
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Post by Optimisn on Oct 27, 2013 11:56:36 GMT -6
I've been really down on the product, but this has potential.
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Post by November KS on Oct 27, 2013 12:25:18 GMT -6
Did anybody see the Curtis Axel news?
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Oct 27, 2013 12:34:51 GMT -6
Well humanoids, the staff here paid my appearance fee for the PPV. Looks like I'll be watching with you. At least I won't have to smell you. If this thread was a perfume, I'd name it "Tito Santana Tuesday".
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Oct 27, 2013 12:35:19 GMT -6
Did anybody see the Curtis Axel news? Did they finally tell him he was adopted? |
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Post by November KS on Oct 27, 2013 12:38:30 GMT -6
Did anybody see the Curtis Axel news? Did they finally tell him he was adopted? I thought I read he's out tonight. Not like Darren but just out. Like not on the card. |
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Post by ghostrider on Oct 27, 2013 16:00:38 GMT -6
Looking forward very much to see an end to the Heyman/Punk story line.
And for those of you who know me, NOT looking forward to Cena's return/title win.
Also, remember when Ziggler was the biggest thing in WWE a few months back? Fuck WWE.
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Post by November KS on Oct 27, 2013 16:03:25 GMT -6
Looking very much to see an end to the Heyman/Punk story line. And for those of you who know me, NOT looking forward to Cena's return/title win. Also, remember when Ziggler was the biggest thing in WWE a few months back? Fuck WWE. Welcome to the board!!!! |
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Post by Danny Busch on Oct 27, 2013 16:33:36 GMT -6
Why is Axel being fired? He is growing on me. I guess anyone can look good when you are put up next to Ryback all the time.
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Oct 27, 2013 16:50:09 GMT -6
Looking forward very much to see an end to the Heyman/Punk story line. And for those of you who know me, NOT looking forward to Cena's return/title win. Also, remember when Ziggler was the biggest thing in WWE a few months back? Fuck WWE. Do you know what's great about ghostrider? This is a serious question by the way. I've got nothing. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Oct 27, 2013 17:48:37 GMT -6
Well humanoids, the staff here paid my appearance fee for the PPV. Looks like I'll be watching with you. At least I won't have to smell you. If this thread was a perfume, I'd name it "Tito Santana Tuesday". #DrinkyAllince |
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Oct 27, 2013 18:13:03 GMT -6
So one of the two hottest angles is the curtain jerker? WTF. And sorry I do not get the Usos at all. Boring.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Oct 27, 2013 18:15:01 GMT -6
That is kind of surprising.
We don't get it but the Universe likes them.
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Post by November KS on Oct 27, 2013 18:24:08 GMT -6
I knew Ryan would screw this up.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Oct 27, 2013 18:26:36 GMT -6
"Oh cool its the Miz" - no one ever
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Oct 27, 2013 18:27:42 GMT -6
"Oh cool its the Miz" - no one ever Just wait til we get him. |
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Post by Optimisn on Oct 27, 2013 18:33:35 GMT -6
I'm on the phone with my Aunt. I'm around. Yikes.
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Post by November KS on Oct 27, 2013 18:36:43 GMT -6
Is this really happening right now?
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Post by ghostrider on Oct 27, 2013 18:39:57 GMT -6
I don't mind the USOs or any other tag team. As long as that division gets going, I'm all in.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Oct 27, 2013 18:40:02 GMT -6
That was actually some really good chain wrestling from natalya and summer rae. kudos for them.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Oct 27, 2013 18:47:02 GMT -6
I don't mind the USOs or any other tag team. As long as that division gets going, I'm all in. I am with you on that - i just don't think the Usos are interesting. We have seen the tag division started and stopped so much the past 10 years hopefully this time they give it the time it needs to mature |
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Oct 27, 2013 18:58:52 GMT -6
Boy, you guys were generous with the payoff tonight. I didn't know I get a mom alone for 57 minutes while you type about the undercard. Who are the Usos? I bet they somehow have different dads.
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Oct 27, 2013 19:04:49 GMT -6
Link?
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Oct 27, 2013 19:07:48 GMT -6
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Oct 27, 2013 19:13:54 GMT -6
I missed it - why isn't Heyman inside the cage?
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Post by Optimisn on Oct 27, 2013 19:14:44 GMT -6
Where's everyone at? The conversation with my aunt is more interesting right now.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Oct 27, 2013 19:16:10 GMT -6
Where's everyone at? The conversation with my aunt is more interesting right now. Chat at bottom of every page |
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