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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 9:03:09 GMT -6
TODAY, WE ARE ALL FATHERS. WE ALL HAVE CHILDREN WE ACKNOWLEDGE, AND CHILDREN WE HAVE OUR LEGAL TEAM SILENCE. BUT TODAY IS FOR PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF. THE CREATORS.
FEEL FREE TO USE THIS COMPUTER POSTING AREA TO SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT ME. TODAY IS ALSO FOR YOU.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 9:11:17 GMT -6
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 9:14:58 GMT -6
HAPPY FATHERS DAY SHANE. IT IS GREAT TO SEE EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FOR YOU. DON'T FORGET TO WATCH #WWEBATTLEGROUND ON THE #WWENETWORK. FUCK YOU.  |
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Post by Danny Busch on Jun 21, 2015 9:22:22 GMT -6
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 9:28:57 GMT -6
I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. I HAVE FATHER'S DAY AT THE HOUSE. I WILL BE IN THE MANHATTAN APARTMENT TONIGHT. MEET YOU AT SEVEN. TELL THE DOORMAN SUGAR TITS IS HERE, AND HE'LL LET YOU UP. REMEMBER THE MASK AND PUMP.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 9:29:59 GMT -6
THAT LAST MESSAGE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TEXT FROM MY CELLULAR PHONE. PLEASE DELETE IT.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 10:53:08 GMT -6
TELLING A GRANDCHILD ABOUT THE TIME I BOUGHT GEORGIA CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING AND HAD RELATIONS WITH A TURNER BROADCASTING RECEPTIONIST. GRANDCHILD NODDING, ASKING FOR A JUICE BOX. HOW IS SHE GOING TO LEARN WITHOUT FOCUS?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 10:58:13 GMT -6
ASKING MY AGED DOMINICAN MAID MARIA TO PUT A STRAW IN THIS JUICE BOX.
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Post by Terry's Peeps on Jun 21, 2015 11:00:12 GMT -6
She's Italian. Not Dominican.
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Post by Terry's Peeps on Jun 21, 2015 11:00:51 GMT -6
And she's you're mistress. Not a maid.
Pay attention Vince.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:02:27 GMT -6
THESE KIDS FUCKING LOVE JUICE BOXES. ASKING STEPHANIE IF I CAN PUT A STRAW IN HER JUICE BOX. STEPHANIE SHEEPISHLY GRINNING. HUNTER SCOWLING. I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:04:37 GMT -6
IT TURNS OUT MARIA IS ITALIAN AND ONE OF MY MISTRESSES. WHO KNEW? CHRIST ON A STICK, IS NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD ALBERTO MY KID TOO?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:05:03 GMT -6
DROPPED A JUICE BOX.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:06:32 GMT -6
BLAMING THE DROPPED JUICE BOX ON ALBERTO. YOU CAN'T LET THESE KIDS SEE YOU WEAK. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'LL BE IN A HOME AND FUCKING KEVIN OWENS WILL BE ON CARSON.
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Post by Terry's Peeps on Jun 21, 2015 11:10:25 GMT -6
Why is Alberto drinking a juice box?
And why does Maria have her hands down his pants?
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Post by Terry's Peeps on Jun 21, 2015 11:14:45 GMT -6
WWE Network is celebrating Father's Day with a marathon of Vince McMahon fighting his children.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:17:59 GMT -6
Why is Alberto drinking a juice box? And why does Maria have her hands down his pants? WHERE ARE YOU? I'M ASKING FOR THE AUTHORITIES. |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:20:53 GMT -6
TELLING PAUL I'M A DONALD TRUMP GUY IN A HILARY CLINTON WORLD. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, A WOMAN RUNNING FOR POLITICAL OFFICE. HMPF. FUCK. THAT. PAUL FRANTICALLY POINTING BEHIND ME. IT'S EITHER A MUSCLE MILK OR LINDA. PLEASE, PLEASE BE A MUSCLE MILK.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:23:34 GMT -6
WELL, THERE GOES ANOTHER FIFTY MILLION. #LINDA2016
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:28:52 GMT -6
ON THE BLOWER WITH SOME KID NAMED TREVOR IN MARKETING. ASKING WHY WE DON'T HAVE #WWE BRANDED JUICE BOXES. HE'S MUMBLING IN A LISPY, MILLENNIAL VOICE. I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUSH THIS DEAL MYSELF.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:30:08 GMT -6
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Post by Terry's Peeps on Jun 21, 2015 11:35:54 GMT -6
Jeez even TNA has their own branded juice boxes.
And that company is run by someone without a Y chromosome!
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Post by Paul Levesque on Jun 21, 2015 11:39:06 GMT -6
You can have her. I wrecked that. You could drive a Buick through there now. Why do you think a guy like me is on the road with the NXT? |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:43:04 GMT -6
A MAN WITHOUT A MISTRESS MIGHT AS WELL BE A WOMAN, PAUL. WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS. BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN I MAKE YOU WEAR POLKA DOTS AT #WRESTLEMANIA.
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Post by Paul Levesque on Jun 21, 2015 11:48:39 GMT -6
Who do you think the Sasha Banks calls Boss? It ain't you pop.
And do you think Flair's kid got a push based on her schnoz?
Mania is a long time away dad. Do you really think you'll make it?
Maria Maria...
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:49:26 GMT -6
TELLING AN UNKNOWN CHILD ABOUT THE TIME I REWROTE THE SECOND WRESTLEMANIA AFTER AN EIGHT BALL. I SAID NOSE CANDY, AND NOW THIS UNKNOWN CHILD IS ASKING FOR CANDY. WHY CAN'T THESE KIDS JUST LISTEN AND LEARN?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:51:30 GMT -6
Who do you think the Sasha Banks calls Boss? It ain't you pop. And do you think Flair's kid got a push based on her schnoz? Mania is a long time away dad. Do you really think you'll make it? Maria Maria... GETTING A PUSH DESPITE A BIG NOSE? SOUNDS FAMILIAR. HAVE ANY OF YOUR EX'S PUBLICLY ACCUSED YOU OF ANYTHING TODAY, PAUL? |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 11:58:34 GMT -6
TELLING A GRANDCHILD ABOUT THE TIME I CREATED NXT AND THE #WWEPERFORMANCECENTER. GRANDCHILD ASKING TO GO SWIMMING, SAYING SHE THOUGHT "DADDY" CREATED THE #WWEPERFORMANCECENTER. IF I DON'T EDUCATE OUR YOUTH, WHO WILL?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 12:01:29 GMT -6
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 21, 2015 12:35:30 GMT -6
MAKING CRANK CALLS WITH THE GRAND KIDS.
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