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Post by November KS on Sept 9, 2015 16:20:52 GMT -6
scorejr just declared Bon Jovi to be the greatest band of all time.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Sept 9, 2015 16:23:06 GMT -6
scorejr just declared Bon Jovi to be the greatest band of all time. Not the worst statement ever made, I kind of like the cut of his jib.
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Post by November KS on Sept 9, 2015 16:26:48 GMT -6
You're not helping.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Sept 9, 2015 16:28:54 GMT -6
Oh yes I am, Score Jr. for President!
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Post by Danny Busch on Sept 9, 2015 20:09:48 GMT -6
Lesson time. First of all you have to divide the Bon Jovi catalogue into 3 sectors. 1. The Runaway sector: Great song. No band but great song. Kanye Jovi cut and produced this entire thing in his off hours working at the radio station or recording studio. The song was a hit....all it needed was a band. That is very weird but true. 2. The Awesome sector: Now we have a band...we rock and we are going to melt every face in this arena. This includes Slippery When Wet, New Jersey and the solo YGII album. Keep the faith was ok but it wasn't awesome. It doesn't belong here but it doesn't belong in sector 3. Its kind of in no mans land but its totally sector 3 off limits. 3. Jon's penis, balls, talent and hair have left the building sector. This is some of the worst music ever made. Total pop bullshit nearly napalmed the entire previous work done by the band because its so god damn terrible. If you told me the duggar family whistles the tunes of these albums while banging each other and making the population larger and dumber I would say Sounds About Right. Know when to say when Jon. I can just picture Jim Bob busting out some Have a Nice Day while throwing it in the mrs' panama canal.
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Post by November KS on Sept 9, 2015 20:16:08 GMT -6
He put Bon Jovi above DLR Van Halen. This is a very traumatic day for me.
Runaway is my favorite Bon Jovi tune.
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Post by Danny Busch on Sept 9, 2015 20:19:34 GMT -6
Jon could learn a thing or 2 from Ol DLR. Dominate Earth, leave on top with the masses wanting more, rock a solo career like no other and watch the band suck until they realize how awesome you are and bring you back...even though they hate you and your awesomeness...then you shave your head and get tatted out and continue dominating earth.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Sept 9, 2015 20:21:34 GMT -6
He put Bon Jovi above DLR Van Halen. This is a very traumatic day for me. Runaway is my favorite Bon Jovi tune. He is correct, even if you don't believe so.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Sept 9, 2015 20:22:02 GMT -6
Kesha that was pretty damn .
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Post by November KS on Sept 9, 2015 20:31:25 GMT -6
He put Bon Jovi above DLR Van Halen. This is a very traumatic day for me. Runaway is my favorite Bon Jovi tune. He is correct, even if you don't believe so. I mean he put Bon Jovi above EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!! Motley Crue, Tesla, Led Zep, Ozzy, Sabbath, you name it. Plus he hates Taylor.
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Post by November KS on Sept 9, 2015 20:32:57 GMT -6
Jon could learn a thing or 2 from Ol DLR. Dominate Earth, leave on top with the masses wanting more, rock a solo career like no other and watch the band suck until they realize how awesome you are and bring you back...even though they hate you and your awesomeness...then you shave your head and get tatted out and continue dominating earth. I was with you up until the current DLR version. Still better than Country John though.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Sept 9, 2015 20:33:19 GMT -6
He is correct, even if you don't believe so. I mean he put Bon Jovi above EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!! Motley Crue, Tesla, Led Zep, Ozzy, Sabbath, you name it. Plus he hates Taylor.Love this kid. Except the Bon Jovi part.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Sept 9, 2015 20:33:40 GMT -6
Well he should quite possibly be disowned for the last sentence alone.
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Post by November KS on Sept 9, 2015 21:04:44 GMT -6
I might be coming out with the Definitive Top 50 Bands of All Time later.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Sept 9, 2015 21:06:30 GMT -6
I might be coming out with the Definitive Top 50 Bands of All Time later. I hate these.
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Post by November KS on Sept 9, 2015 21:15:37 GMT -6
I might be coming out with the Definitive Top 50 Bands of All Time later. I hate these. That's why I'm doing it.
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Post by Hawg Ass on Sept 9, 2015 21:23:32 GMT -6
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Post by scorejr on Sept 9, 2015 21:47:54 GMT -6
Van Halen with Diamond Dave is #2. Women and Children First is like the most underrated album ever.
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