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Post by Optimisn on Sept 14, 2015 16:05:58 GMT -6
Raw is in Memphis, so it's time for some cheap heat. Everyone except Lawler will make $25 tonight. The Miz has "the biggest thing ever" happening on MizTV. I will sort of be watching.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Sept 14, 2015 16:07:21 GMT -6
I'll kind of watch as well.
Will Charlotte end the reign of Tits?
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Post by Danny Busch on Sept 14, 2015 16:09:08 GMT -6
3MB was awesome last time they were in Memphis...playing at some bar on the strip.
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Post by November KS on Sept 14, 2015 16:16:34 GMT -6
I'm DVR'ing and will be watching after I get home from hearing how the Earth is flat and that clouds are digital creations by the government.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Sept 14, 2015 16:19:21 GMT -6
I'm DVR'ing and will be watching after I get home from hearing how the Earth is flat and that clouds are digital creations by the government. Scott Walker campaign appearance? |
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Post by randomone on Sept 14, 2015 17:14:23 GMT -6
I'm going to preface this by saying I guarantee this is more than the writers have cared about this Divas division in months, but here goes my fantasy booking & i'll be done after......
If they wanted to make this Divas title really mean something, they'd have the Bella Countdown Clock periodically shown during the show, have Tits come up with a few dumb excuses as to why she's putting off the match until she gets busted. Hell, Steph loves to be the center of attention in this fucking Divas Revolution, have Tits get caught by Steph faking an injury & send her out to the ring for her defense, have Tits be cocky in seeing there's about 25 minutes left & in no way Charlotte will be able to last that long with her in the ring. That leads to a hard hitting, back & forth match. It's a 3 hour fucking show, they've been giving the girls more time & matches, make this be the only womens match on the show & give them all the time.
You have Charlotte win just as the clock is about to run out. Now, I've read on the Squared Circle reddit, someone actually took time to do the math compared to AJ's reign & it'd be off by whatever time, but it's WWE, they don't give a shit.
You'd shock fans in having a very long singles match, no bullshit interference, you show that Charlotte can hang & you shut up some (not all) Tits haters that she can't work for shit.
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Post by randomone on Sept 14, 2015 18:08:33 GMT -6
Trips just said Sting is wrestling tonight on Raw........against Big Show.
The "season premiere" of Raw is a Nitro re-run.
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Post by randomone on Sept 14, 2015 18:10:32 GMT -6
DIBS ON THE TRIPS/STEPH CLAPPING WITH NEW DAY GIF!!
Fuck that was hilarious. Guarantee best part of the show. Not sure I care to watch anymore tonight.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Sept 14, 2015 18:11:11 GMT -6
That was the greatest thing I've seen on Raw in forever.
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Post by Optimisn on Sept 14, 2015 18:21:23 GMT -6
That was the greatest thing I've seen on Raw in forever. White people be cray......... |
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Post by Optimisn on Sept 14, 2015 18:22:40 GMT -6
DIBS ON THE TRIPS/STEPH CLAPPING WITH NEW DAY GIF!! Fuck that was hilarious. Guarantee best part of the show. Not sure I care to watch anymore tonight. He really is turning into Vince. I think someone, not me, needs the gif more. Your current one still has another run in it. |
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Post by Optimisn on Sept 14, 2015 18:25:00 GMT -6
"DO NOT TOUCH MY TROMBONE!"
This has been a very entertaining start to Raw.
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Post by randomone on Sept 14, 2015 18:36:32 GMT -6
You have no idea how difficult it was to pass up that Swifty Suck It gif, this one will be ven more difficult.
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Post by Optimisn on Sept 14, 2015 18:51:33 GMT -6
You have no idea how difficult it was to pass up that Swifty Suck It gif, this one will be ven more difficult. Which one? By the way, Paige just broke Sasha. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Sept 14, 2015 18:51:49 GMT -6
This is barely a wrestling match.
Way too much hair pulling.
Terrible.
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Post by randomone on Sept 14, 2015 18:57:41 GMT -6
Sasha has absolutely been making Paige her bitch over these past few weeks.
Am I the only one who isn't a fan of Paige's matches anymore? She bores me to death. All she does is pander to the crowd & say this is my house.
Sasha on the other hand, is perfect. She's just paired with incredibly weak partners.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Sept 14, 2015 18:59:45 GMT -6
Agreed.
Paige will cost Charlotte the title tonight.
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Post by Optimisn on Sept 14, 2015 19:00:46 GMT -6
I really hope they aren't just using Connor.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Sept 14, 2015 19:01:04 GMT -6
Ugh.
Miz sucks.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Sept 14, 2015 19:04:28 GMT -6
Fucking Miz can't get the name of the PPV right.
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Post by randomone on Sept 14, 2015 19:05:24 GMT -6
"I can assure you I'm not Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns partner at Hell in a Cell."
Hell in a Cell...Night of Champions. Eh, same thing.
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Post by Optimisn on Sept 14, 2015 19:06:58 GMT -6
If MizTV was going on in my backyard, I'd call the cops and say an orange, possibly black meth head with a hoodie, gun, and 187 tattoo was threatening people.
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Post by Danny Busch on Sept 14, 2015 19:08:50 GMT -6
they found a partner......and its going to Kane.
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Post by Optimisn on Sept 14, 2015 19:11:34 GMT -6
So the segment ended with everyone in this brutal feud in the ring, and the lights go out. They just walked to the back? "Great talk guys" with some back slaps? WTF.
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Post by randomone on Sept 14, 2015 19:13:24 GMT -6
If its Erick Rowan. Terrible.
If its Daniel Bryan. Terrific.
If its anyone else. I don't care.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Sept 14, 2015 19:13:33 GMT -6
they found a partner......and its going to Kane. Please no... |
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Post by Steely Don on Sept 14, 2015 19:15:34 GMT -6
Did Cole call Sting "The Sting" going into the first commercial break? Holy dickwagons.
Here's a neat little page that will show you, in a circle-string graph (I made that word up, but I think it works unless you know the real name for it), the last year's worth of opponents on RAW and/or Smackdown [http://www.kayfabermetrics.net/raw-matches-by-wrestler-last-365-days/] ... kinda neat, I think. If you mouse-over each name, it will only show their 'strings'.
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Post by Steely Don on Sept 14, 2015 19:18:17 GMT -6
It occurred to me earlier that Flair has, basically, turned into a shouting raisin.
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Post by Optimisn on Sept 14, 2015 19:30:36 GMT -6
WWE Creative Humor @wwecreative_ish 57s58 seconds ago
Sheamus vs. @johncena, or as the guys in the production truck call it, a chance to watch Monday Night Football #RAWTonight
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Post by Optimisn on Sept 14, 2015 19:33:06 GMT -6
The "rolling senton" completely no-sold by Cena into his finisher. I'm not a Cena hater, but what the fuck was that?
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