Steely Don
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Post by Steely Don on Nov 30, 2015 18:30:33 GMT -6
Since everybody else had too much ... what do you people call it ... 'dignity' to make a thread, I suppose that leaves it to me. I was interested enough to do it, but already I'm tired of it. You likely are too. Well I already forgot what happened last week. The online rags say the Dudleyz will continue their "program" with the Wyatt's, so there's that. I'm sure there will be a pointless half-hour of broads being shrill for some reason or another. Roman Reigns will still be a guy, at the end of the day, getting rich as opposed to getting over. Probably Stardust & The Ascension will appear and not even be in the running for worst segment of the night; that should tell you something. Oh, and Sheamus is the champion, so ... well, you make something from that, fella. I still have at least one really good helping of Thanksgiving leftovers but I don't know if my heart's in it to eat it once more; I imagine that's how the writer's room feels in Stamford.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 30, 2015 18:41:47 GMT -6
There are apparently a few NXT cats that have been on the road doing live events this past week so maybe they show up tonight.....though you can't waste one of their debut's on a shitty november Raw that no one will watch.
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 30, 2015 18:41:26 GMT -6
Mick Foley said tonight will be his last Raw if things don't change. He also happens to have a new charity starting tomorrow where he sells custom Mr. Socko's. Not kidding.
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Post by randomone on Nov 30, 2015 18:46:50 GMT -6
I'll admit it, when I met Mick a few years ago, I got a Mr. Socko (the one that came with his WWE documentary) signed by Mick. It's framed proudly.
Yes, I'm a grown ass man, with a sock, framed.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 30, 2015 19:06:22 GMT -6
Corporate Sheamus!!!
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Post by randomone on Nov 30, 2015 19:07:23 GMT -6
New Day opens the show. Sheamus has pants on. New Day mimicked Sheamus in the ring.
This show is already exponentially better than last week combined.
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 30, 2015 19:10:11 GMT -6
Sheamus looks like a mildly defiant Geek Squad employee that decided to go to a wedding right after work.
"We talked to him about the beard braids, but gosh can he fix a small internet network!"
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 30, 2015 19:11:39 GMT -6
Well he wore a suit at least...
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 30, 2015 19:13:09 GMT -6
I'm kind of glad Sheamus was picked on as a child right now.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 30, 2015 19:15:22 GMT -6
That was solid until Jar Jar came out and did his awful finisher and ran off with the strap.
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 30, 2015 19:15:24 GMT -6
Roman with the big face move. Steal a belt, by doing a Pearl Harbor job, while bombs are going off.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 30, 2015 19:19:47 GMT -6
So Reigns will fail again tonight?
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Post by randomone on Nov 30, 2015 19:21:51 GMT -6
My goodness Reigns' background acting is terrible. "Well....It's On....Then." He's awful.
Now they're going to run the Sheamus 5:15 into the ground. Way to be clever creative.
Big part of Tyler Breeze's character is his entrance, it's different from anyone else's and for the second week, they don't show it. Stupid.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Nov 30, 2015 19:22:36 GMT -6
I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE SHEAMUS AS MUCH AS YOU HATE REIGNS. OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND? I'VE BEEN CRUNCHING UP THESE BONER PILLS AND PUTTING THEM IN MY PROTEIN DRINKS LIKE SHAWN USED TO DO. I THINK IT'S IMPACTING MY JUDGEMENT. YOU CAN NEVER GO TOO FAR.
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Post by randomone on Nov 30, 2015 19:23:12 GMT -6
So Reigns will fail again tonight? I'm assuming someone will use a Table, Ladder and/or Chair to cause a shenanigan finish. Because you know, that'll make people give a shit about their PPV match.
Look at the bright side, we only have to watch the match for 5 minutes & 15 seconds.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 30, 2015 19:24:13 GMT -6
Ya...way to introduce a new roster call up to the viewers by skipping his intro. Dumbasses.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Nov 30, 2015 19:24:33 GMT -6
Ya...way to introduce a new roster call up to the viewers by skipping his intro. Dumbasses. THE SHEAMUS PROMO WENT OVER, PAL. I THINK YOU ARE LOSING FOCUS ON THIS DEAL. FUCK YOU.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Nov 30, 2015 19:26:25 GMT -6
UGH. BRUNO IS HERE. PAUL IS SUPPOSED TO WARN ME BEFORE HE SHOWS UP PLACES. HOW DID I RUIN THE BUSINESS TONIGHT, BRUNO?
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Post by Steely Don on Nov 30, 2015 19:30:07 GMT -6
Ya...way to introduce a new roster call up to the viewers by skipping his intro. Dumbasses. This is an important tenet of 50/50 booking. Everybody's special because nobody is.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 30, 2015 19:30:18 GMT -6
Ziggler just "missed" his superkick by kicking Breeze on the head.
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Post by Steely Don on Nov 30, 2015 19:33:24 GMT -6
Well this could be interesting, either inside or outside of kayfabe.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 30, 2015 19:33:56 GMT -6
Ignoring the last few months and having Lana back with Rusev is a smart move.
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Post by randomone on Nov 30, 2015 19:35:12 GMT -6
She may be a motormouth on social media, but the leggy blonde is back! Cue Dream Weaver.....
Oh yeah & RuRu is here too.
I sadly think all we'll get is "everyone deserves a second chance" bullshit.
Fuck it, have Rusev turn face & have Del Rio/Zeb come out to interrupt. We get Rusev/Del Rio and hopefully Rusev takes his head off with a jump superkick.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Nov 30, 2015 19:36:58 GMT -6
Ignoring the last few months and having Lana back with Rusev is a smart move. WHY DO YOU THINK I JUST CRUSHED AND OR SNORTED A BOTTLE OF MY BONER PILLS? KEEP UP PAL.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 30, 2015 19:39:48 GMT -6
Rusev called Miz Michael.
Nice.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 30, 2015 19:40:30 GMT -6
She's back!!!!
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 30, 2015 19:40:53 GMT -6
Ah...
Slipping into the old gimmick like a glove.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Nov 30, 2015 19:40:54 GMT -6
YES, I DESIGNED A SEGMENT WHERE IT'S JUST LANA AND I AT GORILLA. IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR A RELEASE, I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 30, 2015 19:42:34 GMT -6
All a woman needs to make her forget about cheating and insults is a ring.
What a Revolution!
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 30, 2015 19:44:38 GMT -6
Oh good. It's Ryback.
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