Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,708 
|
Post by Optimisn on Jan 18, 2016 13:37:35 GMT -6
It's that time again. The one day a year WWE does an uncomfortable vignette for MLK Jr. The one day they think about black people that doesn't involve dancing. Lesnar will be on The Highlight Reel. Hopefully Jericho doesn't call him anything rooty fruity booty. He might actually die. Watch if you want. There's nothing else on.  |
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 14:49:13 GMT -6
Predictions....
Steph & Vince kick off the show with Reigns (every RAW the last 4 weeks has been that, why should this be any different)
Titus wins against someone, probably Stardust for a 4th time in 3 weeks.
Brock gets hit with a Reigns spear, which leads to a giant brawl with the roster, typical Rumble go home finish.
Charlotte nonsense with gramps Flair.
Maybe Kalisto wins the US title back & fucks up scoring for the prediction game even more than its been since last week (grading the title changes & losses have to suck)
I really don't give a shit about the rest, but you're right, nothing else on.
|
|
|
|
Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jan 18, 2016 14:58:19 GMT -6
R.I.P. #WWE HALL OF FAME MEMBER "IRON" MIKE TYSON.
|
|
|
|
Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jan 18, 2016 15:01:25 GMT -6
ABOVE ALL ELSE, I AM A CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER. WE MUST REMEMBER THE TEACHINGS OF DR. KING. I MARRIED A MAN BECAUSE OF THE LAWS HE HELPED CREATE. TONIGHT, WE DEDICATE THE FIRST 1 1/2 MINUTES TO HIS MEMORY.
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 19:08:28 GMT -6
JBL has already told Coach & ESPN to DVR the replay of the finish of last week. I hate him so much. He's worse than Cole & Lawler (face Lawler, not heel Lawler)
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 19:09:12 GMT -6
Great, happy go lucky babyface Jericho.
And the crowd goes.....mild.
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 19:13:02 GMT -6
The League of Nations theme sounds like Pirate Paul Burchill's entrance. Solid 2006 reference.
"Nice dinner jacket Chris, what happened, did you eat the shirt?" My God, swing & a miss at humor Shay-Moose.
|
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Jan 18, 2016 19:15:07 GMT -6
Let's celebrate MLK by launching Mark Henry from the Rumble in favor of AJ Styles not secret entry.
At least the white folks in the opening are wearing a good deal of black.
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 19:18:12 GMT -6
So Jericho is guest GM for the night? He can just make matches? Oh brother.
|
|
|
|
Post by Positivity Peeps on Jan 18, 2016 19:24:39 GMT -6
What is the point of this match?
Why is Jericho he referee?
Why do I care?
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 19:27:46 GMT -6
From what I gather, it's because Roman eliminated Rusev last at the 2015 Rumble. And Jericho just made himself the official. Why doesn't he just give himself a title shot?
Sheamus wasn't clever enough to remember that when he won the Rumble in 2012, the last person he eliminated to win it......Chris Jericho.
But who cares about history am I right?
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,708
|
Post by Optimisn on Jan 18, 2016 19:34:37 GMT -6
Jericho might be the leader of League of Nations.
|
|
|
|
Post by Positivity Peeps on Jan 18, 2016 19:35:44 GMT -6
What the fuck is Jericho doing?
I call dibs on the "cartwheel" gif.
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,708
|
Post by Optimisn on Jan 18, 2016 19:40:35 GMT -6
What the fuck is Jericho doing? I call dibs on the "cartwheel" gif.Wait until he really botches one later. |
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 19:43:04 GMT -6
"Yeah, its very original, just like all of your material."
Steph just summed up face Jericho.
I do love me some Steph/Jericho back & forth though.
|
|
|
|
Post by Positivity Peeps on Jan 18, 2016 19:44:55 GMT -6
So Paige and Natty are together now?
Or is this just for Total Divas and will be forgotten next week?
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 19:46:15 GMT -6
I'm happy Nattie is back. Know she was injured, but glad she's back.
Oh great, Total Divas is back, so dumb pointless storylines will be incorporated into TV. Boooooo.
Wonderful, the slut shaming big boobed broad from Tough Enough is in the new cast. I'll continue to not watch.
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,708
|
Post by Optimisn on Jan 18, 2016 19:46:50 GMT -6
So Paige and Natty are together now? Or is this just for Total Divas and will be forgotten next week? It will all not make sense during the season finale of Total Divas. It's like Brie's entrance song is booking the division. |
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Jan 18, 2016 19:47:16 GMT -6
How refreshingly brief.
|
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Jan 18, 2016 19:53:45 GMT -6
Speaking of refreshing, here's a match we've never seen before.
|
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 19:54:47 GMT -6
Alicia Fox unfollowing Paige on social media. OH MY GOD!!!! I can't wait until how they resolve this!!!
Just keep Sasha, Becky & eventually Bayley away from that atrocity & I'm fine.
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,708
|
Post by Optimisn on Jan 18, 2016 19:54:51 GMT -6
I can't hear the word spotlight these days without hearing Strowman sing it.
|
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Jan 18, 2016 19:56:29 GMT -6
What's the deal with JBL yelling random words like a retarded hype man?
|
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Jan 18, 2016 20:02:49 GMT -6
Iron Mike Sharp died ?!?
What a fucking January.
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,708
|
Post by Optimisn on Jan 18, 2016 20:03:03 GMT -6
What's the deal with JBL yelling random words like a retarded hype man?  |
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 20:04:08 GMT -6
Listen to how quiet the crowd is. It's like they're wrestling in Kuroken Hall for respectful Japanes fans.
Except instead of Kuroken Hall, it's some random place in Columbus. And instead of Japanese fans, it's bored Americans.
And instead of some of the best wrestlers in the world.......it's Ryback.
|
|
Steely Don
Our admin is dumb
On Notice
Posts: 3,511
|
Post by Steely Don on Jan 18, 2016 20:07:45 GMT -6
Iron Mike vs. Henning w/ Drop In in drag as ring card girl, with the referee that calls it right down the middle ... Heenan on commentary, looking for something better to watch on the monitor toward the end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAiAr8efbhM |
|
|
|
Post by randomone on Jan 18, 2016 20:13:13 GMT -6
Big Show is back to high fiving kids. Face turn again. For fuck sake.
|
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,708
|
Post by Optimisn on Jan 18, 2016 20:13:15 GMT -6
Iron Mike vs. Henning w/ Drop In in drag as ring card girl, with the referee that calls it right down the middle ... Heenan on commentary, looking for something better to watch on the monitor toward the end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAiAr8efbhMHow dare you! I'm fifteen sit-ups away from a young Brad Pitt. |
|
Optimisn
Moderator
The Voice of Reason
Posts: 33,708
|
Post by Optimisn on Jan 18, 2016 20:14:20 GMT -6
Big Show is back to high fiving kids. Face turn again. For fuck sake. I think he's crying too. |
|
