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Post by Optimisn on Mar 28, 2016 19:53:54 GMT -6
Apparently the ascension is rising from bed to the catering table.
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 28, 2016 19:58:28 GMT -6
Thankfully there's reason to pay attention again.
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 28, 2016 20:07:20 GMT -6
I don't know that I care for the little red wagon gimmick.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 28, 2016 20:07:42 GMT -6
What if Ambrose DOES beat Lesnar with various weapons in the third match. Lesnar goes crazy and interferes in the HIAC and WWE Title Match?
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 28, 2016 20:09:30 GMT -6
What if Ambrose DOES beat Lesnar with various weapons in the third match. Lesnar goes crazy and interferes in the HIAC and WWE Title Match? Ah, you're gonna have to come up with a storyline to get me from a to b on that one there, Russo ... |
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 28, 2016 20:10:30 GMT -6
What's with this need for WWE broads to have faces pointier than a Bill Cartwright elbow?
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Post by randomone on Mar 28, 2016 20:14:42 GMT -6
Team Bad & Blonde. Wow, WWE is lucky to have those creative masterminds to come up with that name.
So someone just put a chainsaw & barbed wire bat under the ring prior to the show?
Ambrose absolutely will lose. How many times did Foley lose & the crowd still got behind him?
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Post by randomone on Mar 28, 2016 20:16:05 GMT -6
FUCK YEAH EMMA IS ON MY TV WITH HER AWESOME NXT THEME!!!!
Lana's heel broke walking to the ring. Pointless hot girl knowledge I know.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 28, 2016 20:19:21 GMT -6
What if Ambrose DOES beat Lesnar with various weapons in the third match. Lesnar goes crazy and interferes in the HIAC and WWE Title Match? Ah, you're gonna have to come up with a storyline to get me from a to b on that one there, Russo ... Considering I'm thinking while typing, and this would determine the immediate future of the company, it's not going to be perfect. Ambrose wins after multiple false finishes. It includes all of the new weapons, and it's a bit of a fluke with a shot to the head. In the post match, Lesnar is dazed and gets angry. Heyman starts yelling/calming him. "THIS WAS A FLUKE. A FLUKE! YOU'VE BEATEN THEM ALL!! YOU'VE BEATEN TRIPLE H! YOU BEAT THE UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!! RELAX!" Lesnar breaks through HIAC, and leads to Shane winning with many other things going on. He wouldn't be the main reason Shane wins, but he again trumps Taker at Mania. He storms the ring during the title match, and either helps Hunter or Reigns. Somehow, Heyman could have been behind this the entire time. Even though he's trying to control Brock. Brock is an unquestionable monster again for one of the brands, and you figured out a believable finish to both of your questionable main events. Oh, and Ambrose beat Lesnar. |
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Post by randomone on Mar 28, 2016 20:19:29 GMT -6
Mystery partner has to be Jacqueline right?
Why the fuck would they burn a Bayley debut for this match?
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Post by randomone on Mar 28, 2016 20:20:16 GMT -6
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 28, 2016 20:20:24 GMT -6
Told you Raw was drunk.
Eva Marie got a damn POP!
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 28, 2016 20:22:28 GMT -6
Team Bad & Blonde. Wow, WWE is lucky to have those creative masterminds to come up with that name. So someone just put a chainsaw & barbed wire bat under the ring prior to the show? Ambrose absolutely will lose. How many times did Foley lose & the crowd still got behind him? I'm 99 percent sure Ambrose will lose, which will be better for his character. The guy that came up with Bad & Blonde probably did it as a joke while updating his LinkedIn profile. I don't think fresh ideas are encouraged. At least from what I've heard from the fired guys. |
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Post by randomone on Mar 28, 2016 20:28:12 GMT -6
Told you Raw was drunk. Eva Marie got a damn POP! She got booed like Reigns. The hell did they expect to happen? Renee Young would've been a better choice. I'm completely serious. |
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 28, 2016 20:29:38 GMT -6
Ah, you're gonna have to come up with a storyline to get me from a to b on that one there, Russo ... Considering I'm thinking while typing, and this would determine the immediate future of the company, it's not going to be perfect. Ambrose wins after multiple false finishes. It includes all of the new weapons, and it's a bit of a fluke with a shot to the head. In the post match, Lesnar is dazed and gets angry. Heyman starts yelling/calming him. "THIS WAS A FLUKE. A FLUKE! YOU'VE BEATEN THEM ALL!! YOU'VE BEATEN TRIPLE H! YOU BEAT THE UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!! RELAX!" Lesnar breaks through HIAC, and leads to Shane winning with many other things going on. He wouldn't be the main reason Shane wins, but he again trumps Taker at Mania. He storms the ring during the title match, and either helps Hunter or Reigns. Somehow, Heyman could have been behind this the entire time. Even though he's trying to control Brock. Brock is an unquestionable monster again for one of the brands, and you figured out a believable finish to both of your questionable main events. Oh, and Ambrose beat Lesnar. If he puts down Undertaker briefly and then grabs Shane by the neck and asks if he can have a title match if he wins, followed by a hasty nodding of the head in agreement by Shane followed by a somewhat lengthy beatdown by Lesnar on UT (thus setting up maybe one more go-around between the two if they feel like it, and if not, fine) then I'm okay with Shane going over that way. Otherwise Lesnar interfering like a loon is kinda poopy. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 28, 2016 20:29:55 GMT -6
Told you Raw was drunk. Eva Marie got a damn POP! She got booed like Reigns. The hell did they expect to happen? Renee Young would've been a better choice. I'm completely serious. I may have to watch that again as I seriously thought she got cheers when she was announced. Maybe I'm drunk. |
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 28, 2016 20:36:05 GMT -6
Considering I'm thinking while typing, and this would determine the immediate future of the company, it's not going to be perfect. Ambrose wins after multiple false finishes. It includes all of the new weapons, and it's a bit of a fluke with a shot to the head. In the post match, Lesnar is dazed and gets angry. Heyman starts yelling/calming him. "THIS WAS A FLUKE. A FLUKE! YOU'VE BEATEN THEM ALL!! YOU'VE BEATEN TRIPLE H! YOU BEAT THE UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!! RELAX!" Lesnar breaks through HIAC, and leads to Shane winning with many other things going on. He wouldn't be the main reason Shane wins, but he again trumps Taker at Mania. He storms the ring during the title match, and either helps Hunter or Reigns. Somehow, Heyman could have been behind this the entire time. Even though he's trying to control Brock. Brock is an unquestionable monster again for one of the brands, and you figured out a believable finish to both of your questionable main events. Oh, and Ambrose beat Lesnar. If he puts down Undertaker briefly and then grabs Shane by the neck and asks if he can have a title match if he wins, followed by a hasty nodding of the head in agreement by Shane followed by a somewhat lengthy beatdown by Lesnar on UT (thus setting up maybe one more go-around between the two if they feel like it, and if not, fine) then I'm okay with Shane going over that way. Otherwise Lesnar interfering like a loon is kinda poopy. Layers. I like layers. This is how good creative happens. |
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 28, 2016 20:38:06 GMT -6
She got booed like Reigns. The hell did they expect to happen? Renee Young would've been a better choice. I'm completely serious. I may have to watch that again as I seriously thought she got cheers when she was announced. Maybe I'm drunk. Yeah, that wasn't what you thought you saw. Hahaha. But I think I'm Tito's drunk on a Monday. Renee would have been a horrible choice because the pop would have overshadowed every girl out there. I'm completely serious. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 28, 2016 20:39:16 GMT -6
I sit corrected.
Raw's still shitfaced.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 28, 2016 20:40:08 GMT -6
CM Punk chants. Can't blame Chicago for this one. Fucking crowds suck. I was about to say Brooklyn has trumped Chicago as the best crowd. But they started a "THIS IS AWESOME" chant during the Shane v Undertaker deal. We need a reeducation for crowds going forward.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 28, 2016 20:43:17 GMT -6
Why is Owens even competing in this match?
Why doesn't he just walk away?
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Post by randomone on Mar 28, 2016 20:46:17 GMT -6
Because he's going to get beat up by everyone after the match.
This is Booty chants by the crowd.
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Post by randomone on Mar 28, 2016 20:47:24 GMT -6
I'm sure somehow Vince will blame this in Sami Zayn, who really hasn't done anything except be in tag matches against Miz since debuting.
Not his fault he's given shit.
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Post by randomone on Mar 28, 2016 20:48:45 GMT -6
Zero mention of Zayn wrestling Nakamura the night before Mania.
And who says Vince doesn't care about NXT?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 28, 2016 20:49:23 GMT -6
Who's doing what now?
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 28, 2016 20:50:16 GMT -6
Why is Owens even competing in this match? Why doesn't he just walk away? This is why, as I ponder corporate opportunities, I'm so hesitant. Everyone blames the evil writers. Half of these fucking guys never watched wrestling before getting hired. The others can't be perfectly labeled, but want to keep their jobs. No offense to you, but what if Arn Anderson is the producer for this match. Do you think Arn fucking Anderson doesn't think "Why would Owens be out there?" But is that the hill you're going to die on when you simply want to do as good a job as possible and not piss anyone off? |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 28, 2016 20:50:16 GMT -6
Because he's going to get beat up by everyone after the match. This is Booty chants by the crowd. God damn you... |
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Post by Danny Busch on Mar 28, 2016 20:51:22 GMT -6
So about the rock.....is he not going to be part of team Roman now?
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 28, 2016 20:51:57 GMT -6
Oh. Actually Owens losing is why he's in there. It makes the casual children think they will see a title change they might not care about.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 28, 2016 20:54:57 GMT -6
Dude on the Law had a decent suggestion last night for Reigns.
He beats HHH for the belt and while he's celebrating Dean Ambrose comes out tof celebrate with him. The crowd obviously cheers Ambrose more than Reigns.
Then the Usos come out and they and Reigns lay waste to Ambrose.
The next night on Raw Joe debuts as Reigns' heater and they have a Samoan Nation.
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