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Post by randomone on Mar 30, 2021 10:05:35 GMT -6
The Random One Legends League
Board of Directors Randomone (creator) Stephanie McMahon (General Manager)
Commentators
Jim Ross, Chuck Taylor, Gordon Solie Backstage Interviewer - Sean Mooney Ring Announcer - David Penzer Referee - Charles Robinson
Roster "Nature Boy" Ric Flair "The Game" Triple H "Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega "The Golden Star" Kota Ibushi "The Wrestling Machine" Kurt Angle Terry Funk Maxwell Jacob Friedman "Big Rig" Brodie Lee Minoru Suzuki "Switchblade" Jay White Jerry "The King" Lawler "The Future of Flight" Ricochet 2 Cold Scorpio "No Gimmicks Needed" Chris Candido "The Beast From the East" Bam Bam Bigelow Scott "Flash" Norton Doink The Clown Sabu "Mr. Athletic" Jeff Cobb "The American Alpha" Chad Gable Tommy End Matthew Riddle Waylon Mercy Amazing Red Orange Cassidy Andy Kaufman "The Japanese Buzzsaw" Yoshihiro Tajiri
Tag Teams The Miracle Violence Connection ("Dr. Death" Steve Williams, Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy) The Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli) Money Inc ("Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase & Irwin R. Schyster) Badd Company (Pat Tanaka & Paul Diamond) Powers of Pain (Warlord & Barbarian) Golden Lovers (Kenny Omega & Kota Ibushi)
SHIMMER Division "The Boss" Sasha Banks "The Pint Size Pixie" Candice LeRae Bull Nakano Aja Kong "The Pirate Princess" Kairi Sane "The Genius of the Sky" Io Shirai "Death Rey" Sara Del Rey
Managers/Valets James J. Dillon "Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart Michael "PS" Hayes Woman
Pay Per Views Prestige Heartbreak Epic Redemption
Genesis Wicked Ways
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Post by November KS on Mar 30, 2021 10:07:47 GMT -6
My God that's amazing!
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Post by randomone on Apr 2, 2021 22:00:25 GMT -6
A message from T.R.O.L.L. General Manager Stephanie McMahon
"T.R.O.L.L. is proud to announce our very first PPV event EPIC to take place at a date TBA and on that show will be a single elimination tournament to crown the very first Junior Heavyweight Champion! On that night you will see first round matches featuring...
"Switchblade" Jay White vs. 2 Cold Scorpio "No Gimmicks Needed" Chris Candido vs. The Amazing Red "The Future of Flight" Ricochet vs. "The Japanese Buzzsaw" Yoshihiro Tajiri "Freshly Sqeezed" Orange Cassidy vs. "The Harbinger of Fury" Tommy End
When all is said and done, one of these men will walk away with the Junior Heavyweight Crown. But we are far from done, we are only getting started as this card is going to be loaded with more top level matches, including massive SHIMMER, World Tag Team and World Heavyweight Title matches yet to be announced. 6 more matches on top of the full Junior Heavyweight Tournament, for a total of 13 monumental matchups! So stay with us for up to the minute news on our first PPV, what's sure to be EPIC!"
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Apr 3, 2021 7:33:22 GMT -6
You have sick photoshop skills. Consider me jealous!
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Post by Optimisn on Apr 3, 2021 8:04:45 GMT -6
I think I'm going to give randomone a piece of my territory to book. Maybe The Rock will offer some Hollywood gigs.
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Post by randomone on Apr 3, 2021 8:10:38 GMT -6
You have sick photoshop skills. Consider me jealous! I’ll let you in on the secret, just google “whatever wrestler” and PNG. Then I simply just fuck around on PowerPoint, that’s it. I don’t even have photoshop on my computer, haha. I used to do this for my old Be The Booker I did on my old board 10 years ago and I’m definitely glad it still works!
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Post by randomone on Apr 3, 2021 23:11:22 GMT -6
"Hi everyone, I'm Sean Mooney in the Event Center and I'm proud to announce the next batch of massive matches that will be taking place at our inaugural PPV, EPIC!
The Tag Team Titles will be up for grabs as defending champions, Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase & IRS put their titles up against #1 contenders Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli. The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart will be in the corner of the champions as they hope to make The System proud and retain the gold, meanwhile, Claudio & Hero hope to bring gold to the camp of The Kings of Wrestling. Two of the absolute best tag teams in the world will do battle with the highly coveted titles on the line.
Also on the card, you will see the battle of two young guns on the TROLL roster as "Big Rig" Brodie Lee & "The King of Bros" Matthew Riddle will go to war. With this being the first PPV in the companies history, you know full well both men will pull out all the stops to get in the win column. Can the massive Brodie Lee steamroll the competiton, or will Riddle send his opposition up in smoke?
Speaking of young guns, one of the hottest young prospects in the game is the highly touted member of The System, MJF, Maxwell Jacob Friedman. It's pretty impressive when the Greatest Wrestler of All Time, Nature Boy Ric Flair, calls you the future of this business. Well young MJF will be able to prove to the world that he isn't just hype as he goes one on one against one of the best wrestlers in the world in his own right, The Golden Star, Kota Ibushi. The key to this match folks, is that MJF will be cornered by Nature Boy himself, Ric Flair, while Ibushi will have his Golden Lovers teammate, Kenny Omega in his corner. Omega has been widely considered to be The Best Bout Machine, a nickname The Nature Boy has taken serious issue with. Well, at EPIC, they will see who will come out on top as MJF looks to make an example of Ibushi, while The Golden Star looks to silence The Crown Jewel of The System.
Finally folks, the SHIMMER division is absolutely loaded, as we have some of the best women's wrestlers in the world here in The Random One Legends League and right out the gate, we have a heavy hitter of a SHIMMER Title match for our debut PPV, as SHIMMER Champion "The Boss" Sasha Banks puts her title on the line against "The Pint Size Pixie" herself, Candice LeRae. Both women have storied history of being two of the hardest working female wrestlers in the world and for the first time ever at EPIC, both ladies will square off the top prize in the game. Can The Boss show her dominance? Or will Candice shock the world & bring home the gold? Folks we will be hearing from the competitors from this card next week and there is only one way to find out who will walk away with the gold, that's by joining us live on PPV as this show is sure to be EPIC! We still have more matches on tap, including the granddaddy of them all, The World Heavyweight Title match, which we will be announcing very soon, so stay with us for the latest. For the Event Center, I'm Sean Mooney."
EPIC card (more matches to be announced)
World Tag Team Titles Money Inc (w/Jimmy Hart) (C) vs. Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli
SHIMMER Title Sasha Banks (C) vs. Candice LeRae
Maxwell Jacob Friedman (w/Ric Flair) vs. Kota Ibushi (w/Kenny Omega)
Brodie Lee vs. Matthew Riddle
Junior Heavyweight Title Tournament Ricochet vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri Orange Cassidy vs. Tommy End Chris Candido vs. The Amazing Red Jay White vs. 2 Cold Scorpio
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Post by randomone on Apr 4, 2021 21:54:14 GMT -6
"Hi there folks, Good Ol' JR with you here late night this Sunday evening with a very special edition of The Ross Report, as I have some BREAKING NEWS in regards to the inaugural PPV event, EPIC and the main event of that show, so let's waste no more time.
The contract has been signed and it has been made official, the TROLL World Heavyweight Champion, The Game, Triple H, will put his gold on the line against Olympic Gold Medalist, The Wrestling Machine, Kurt Angle! Folks, take my word for it when I say this will be an absolute slobberknocker of a battle as the most coveted prize in our sport is up for grabs and you know full well that Triple H wants to keep his grip on the gold. You also know Kurt Angle is willing to stop at nothing to bring yet another championship to his already Hall of Fame worthy career. I for one want to hear from both champion & challenger, so let us start with Kurt Angle...
Kurt: Triple H, The Game, The King of Kings, you have a long list of nicknames, but you know what I have a long list of? Ways to break your ankle, ways to make you tap, ways to make sure that when that bell rings and EPIC goes off the air, I'll be standing tall with the World Title held high in the air, while you're on the ground, clutching your ankle, crying, knowing that you not only let JJ Dillon, but the rest of The System down. It's True, It's DAMN True!
HHH: You know when I was told I was going to defend my title at TROLL's very first PPV, I knew it had to be against an absolute killer and to no one's surprise I was told that it's Kurt Angle, so I immediately signed the contract. Not because I had to, but because I wanted to. I want to make an example out of you Kurt, just like I'm going to make an example out of anyone who steps in my way. This title means that I'm the best in the WORLD and I'll be damned if some pipsqueak like you is going to walk out of EPIC as Champion. The blood, sweat & tears I have poured into this business only for it to be taken away at the very first PPV by someone like you would tarnish everything I've worked to become. I am The Game, I am the measuring stick in this business and I will be victorious and remain the World Heavyweight Champion.
And finally folks, the last match to be included on this EPIC card will feature none other than The King Jerry Lawler squaring off against someone personally recruited & hired by Hollywood Superstar Andy Kaufman, that's right folks, the feud that has lasted for decades continues into TROLL as he has brought in madman Japanese legend MINORU SUZUKI to rid the wrestling world of The King. Let's here from The King & Kaufman right now.
King: Andy Kaufman? You have got to be kidding me, no matter how much time has passed, that idiot can’t accept that years ago, The King of Memphis stood tall and sent him back to Hollywood with his tail between his legs. I tell you what Kaufman; you said you searched high & low for some of the most psychotic names to end my career and the first name you came up with is Minoru Suzuki? That's the best you can do? I've got news for you Kaufman, what's going to happen when I drop Suzuki on his head and send him back to Japan? Are you going to keep bringing in these whackos to end my career but ultimately fail? You keep lining them up and I'll keep knocking them down because when the dust settles and you're the only one left, I'll take so much pleasure in shutting your trap & sending you back to where you came from permanently!
Andy: HOO..RAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!! Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, bet you thought you'd seen the last of me, didn't you? I bet you thought when you signed a contract to come to TROLL that the coast was clear for you to just continue your in ring career like nothing in your past could come back to haunt you. Little did your pea size brain realize that the BIGGEST TROLL OF THEM ALL is back, better and LOUDER than ever! You've got news for me? I've got news for you Mr. Lawler, what you're looking at right here is what the Japanese call "Sekaiichi Seikaku no Warui Otoko". You're a mindless idiot so I'll explain it to you Mr. Lawler, that means "The Man with the Worst Personality in the World." He doesn't care what people think of him, he cares about one thing and one thing only, PAIN! And I've recruited Minoru Suzuki to exact exactly that, by any means necessary! You tried to end my career years ago Mr. Lawler and it almost worked, but I'm back and will stop at nothing, NOTHING, to end yours. It will be a piece of cake and when Suzuki chokes you out, he'll be standing tall and I'll be dancing over your lifeless body singing how "I'm the King, I'm the King, I'm the King of Memphis, Tennessee!"
Folks Triple H, Kurt Angle, Jerry Lawler and Andy Kaufman are ready for EPIC, I'm ready for EPIC, I know our General Manager Stephanie McMahon is ready for EPIC, the question is, are YOU ready for TROLL's very first PPV, what is sure to be, EPIC? Only way you can see it is on PPV and be sure to stay tuned as more comments from participants on the EPIC card will share their thoughts in the upcoming days, for The Ross Report, I'm Jim Ross, goodnight everybody!"
EPIC World Heavyweight Championship Triple H (w/JJ Dillon)(C) vs. Kurt Angle
World Tag Team Titles Money Inc (w/Jimmy Hart) (C) vs. Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli
SHIMMER Title Sasha Banks (C) vs. Candice LeRae Maxwell Jacob Friedman (w/Ric Flair) vs. Kota Ibushi (w/Kenny Omega)
Jerry Lawler vs Minoru Suzuki (w/Andy Kaufman) Brodie Lee vs. Matthew Riddle
Junior Heavyweight Title Tournament Ricochet vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri Orange Cassidy vs. Tommy End Chris Candido vs. The Amazing Red Jay White vs. 2 Cold Scorpio
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Post by randomone on Apr 9, 2021 18:01:38 GMT -6
Part 1 of 3 The Random One Legends League Proudly Presents:
JR: Good evening ladies & gentleman and welcome to a historic night in the industry, welcome to The Random One Legends League, welcome to our very first Pay Per View on a night that promises to be EPIC! I’m Jim Ross along with my colleagues Gordon Solie & The Kentucky Gentleman Chuck Taylor and guys what a night it promises to be.
Solie: That’s right Jim tonight you will see the World Title on the line as champion Triple H defends against Olympic Hero Kurt Angle! Also the SHIMMER Title will be defended as Sasha Banks puts her gold up against Candice LeRae! Not to be outdone, our tag team division has a barn burner in store this evening as Ted Dibiase & IRS put their gold on the line against Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli, The Kings of Wrestling!
Chuck: And we got a legit psychopath in Minoru Suzuki, foaming at the mouth ready to bite the head off of Jerry Lawler at the command of Andy Kaufman. Also Big Rig Brodie Lee is here and ready to go against Matt Riddle, if Riddle can find the ring, I saw an awfully big cloud of smoke backstage, did you partake JR?
JR: Can’t say that I did, Chuck, but back to the card, two young guns will square off in that ring tonight as Maxwell Jacob Friedman, MJF himself, will be cornered by Nature Boy Ric Flair as he squares off with Kota Ibushi with Kenny Omega in his corner. And finally, the Junior Heavyweight Title will be decided tonight as a one night tournament for the gold will take place and let’s not waste anymore time, let’s throw it to David Penzer for the introductions!
Junior Heavyweight Title Tournament Quarter Final Chris Candido vs. The Amazing Red Not too many times in the career of Chris Candido would he have a size advantage, but on this night, he took full advantage, mocking the height differential almost immediately. Red made him pay however, taking the fight to No Gimmicks Needed with kicks at lightning speed, even wiping his opponent out with a wild corkscrew dive to the floor. Back inside though, Candido was able to cut him off and slow the pace down. Methodically picking Red apart, Candido tried going for the home run shot, his top rope powerbomb, The Blonde Bombshell, but in mid air, Red countered into a hurricanrana, holding onto the legs for the 3 count! Winner: The Amazing Red
JR: OH MY!! What an absolutely incredible counter!
Chuck: Amazing counter, JR, the pun was right there for you.
Solie: You can simply never count this young man out, as just when you think he’s down, he pulls off something AMAZING like that and now he advances!
Junior Heavyweight Title Tournament Quarter Final Orange Cassidy vs. Tommy End The bell sounds in this one and neither man made the first move as End was sitting down in the corner while Orange still hasn’t taken his sunglasses off. Chuck Taylor points out its mind games from both sides as finally Orange saunters over and throws a superkick to the shin of End, who gives him a death glare. Finally End kips up, goes for Black Mass, but Orange ducks & hits the Orange Punch sending End to the floor! Head of steam, Orange dives through the ropes, hands in his pockets, wiping out his opponent, but only got a near fall inside. Orange went for his Beach Break finish, but End floated over, swept the legs out from under Cassidy, fired off a mirage of kicks before taking his head off with Black Mass for the victory. Winner: Tommy End
Chuck: Dammit! My boy had him, but those feet are too quick of Tommy End. I guarantee you once Orange regains consciousness he’ll have forgotten this even happened.
JR: I don’t know if he’d care regardless Chuck, the lack of intensity, lack of, well, anything from Orange is what cost him in this match. I will give him this that was one hell of a dive though.
Solie: One thing is for sure, whoever is next in line for Tommy End, needs to desperately pack some Advil because if he connects with Black Mass, you’re going to have a headache for weeks ahead.
Junior Heavyweight Title Tournament Quarter Final Ricochet vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri The pace that these two set were unlike anything we had seen before and the kicker was, they kept it up the whole match. Ricochet tried hitting an early Recoil, but Tajiri ducked, connecting with his handspring back elbow for two. The Future of Flight ducked the Buzzsaw Kick, hoisted Tajiri up and hit the Benadriller for a close near fall of his own. To the top he went as Ricochet signaled for the 630, but landed on his feet after one revolution as Tajiri rolled out the way. Tajiri popped his opponent with a superkick, went for the mist, but Ricochet ducked, leapt up & hit a Poison Rana before putting Tajiri away with a spectacular 630 for the victory. Winner: Ricochet
Solie: Unbelievable performance from both, such a shame that one had to be on the losing end.
Chuck: JR, ask me who trained Ricochet, just do it, I bet you don’t know.
JR: I know what you’re doing Chuck, I know who trai…
Chuck: IT WAS ME! I trained him in Kentucky and molded him from a pipsqueak brat to the superstar he’s become today! So you’re welcome Ricochet, go win that gold!
Junior Heavyweight Title Tournament Quarter Final Jay White vs. 2 Cold Scorpio Easily the most arrogant member of the Kings of Wrestling faction, Switchblade was taking his sweet time taking off his entrance attire until Scorpio caught him off guard with a shotgun dropkick, then a quick 450 Splash for the 1…2…NO! White scurried outside to regroup, but was met by an incoming Scorpio, who nailed a massive dive. Back inside, Scorpio signaled for another splash, but this time, White got his knees up, taking the wind completely out of 2 Cold. Quickly to his feet, Switchblade nailed the Blade Runner for the impressive bounce back victory. Winner: Jay White
JR: Folks, you talk about fighting from behind right out the gate. What an impressive victory for young Jay White.
Solie: The potential that this young man has is downright scary.
Chuck: I want to say something smarmy or sarcastic, but I can’t, Switchblade and that Blade Runner is crazy impressive, he’s the frontrunner for this thing for sure.
Part 2 Brodie Lee vs. Matt Riddle Minoru Suzuki (w/Andy Kaufman) vs. Jerry Lawler The Amazing Red vs. Jay White Ricochet vs. Tommy End
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Post by randomone on Apr 14, 2021 14:39:56 GMT -6
EPIC Part 2 of 3
Brodie Lee vs. Matt Riddle Bell sounded and Brodie Lee bolted right at Riddle, who ducked a discus lariat & popped Big Rig right in the jaw with a Pele Kick to the floor. With a running start, Riddle cleared the top rope & wiped out the big man with a massive dive. Back inside, Riddle tried to keep Brodie grounded, but left enough space for Lee to connect with a Black Hole Slam. “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” was screamed the bearded behemoth as he cracked Riddle with a superkick & planted him with a choke slam. Brodie wanted the finish, looking for his powerbomb, but Riddle floated over, kicked out the knees & hit a Bro-ton off the top for a near fall. Bro To Sleep followed for the 1…BRODIE KICKED OUT! Riddle couldn’t believe it as he tried hoisting Lee up for the BroDerek, but couldn’t fully get Lee up, who wiggled out, thrust chop right to the throat, then turned Riddle inside out with a lariat 1…2…NO! Brodie measures Riddle with a running big boot, picked up the pieces and flattened The Original Bro with a sit out powerbomb for the 3. Winner: Brodie Lee
JR: When Big Rig gets going, look out, that ending sequence of moves should strike fear in every single competitor on the TROLL roster.
Chuck: I’m sure Riddle is going to smoke his troubles away and forget this ever happened, but he got tossed around like a rag doll in this one. Certainly not the showing he wanted tonight.
Solie: Credit to the young Riddle though, he threw everything at the big man, but it simply wasn’t enough! Let’s head backstage where Sean Mooney is with some, let’s just say, interesting, guests, take it away, Sean!
Sean Mooney: What an incredible showing from the Big Rig himself, Brodie Lee, as I’m sure that’s the first of many wins he’ll be stacking up here in TROLL. Well folks, the time has almost arrived for our Special Challenge Match as Jerry Lawler takes on my guest at this time, well, guests in fact, please welcome Minoru Suzuki & Andy Kaufman.
Andy: CUT! CUT! CUT! Try it again Mooney and put some respect on my name, Hollywood Superstar Andy Kaufman, say it right!
Sean: Ladies & Gentleman, Minoru Suzuki & Hollywood Superstar Andy Kaufman.
Andy: That was absolutely pathetic, I could have you fired with the snap of my fingers, but speaking of pathetic, Jerry the King Lawler, you are an absolute waste of space, you are nothing more than a poser. You’re the King of Wrestling? What does that say for professional wrestling? You know what I can also do with the snap of my fingers Lawler? I can command this monster, this lunatic, to rip you limb from limb and have a smile on his face while he does it. This feud won’t end with a pinfall or a submission Lawler, this will end in your career being ended and tonight, nothing will be sweeter than watching Minoru Suzuki choke the life out of you. I’m going to show you Lawler that your past is here to haunt you. Say goodbye Jerry, you’re about to be put out of your misery. Thank you…very…much! Let’s go, Suzuki.
Sean: Strong words from Andy Kaufman…
(Off camera Kaufman is heard yelling once again “HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR!”)
Sean: Hollywood Superstar Andy Kaufman, it looks like he & his assassin Minoru Suzuki are more than ready to end The King.
Special Challenge Match Minoru Suzuki (w/Andy Kaufman) vs. Jerry Lawler Lawler wants Kaufman, who is standing behind Suzuki, daring The King to come after him, as the Hollywood Superstar is egging Lawler on. King has had enough and fires a right hand on Suzuki as they immediately spill to the floor with a brawl, which spells bad news for Lawler, as Suzuki gained control, slamming King into the railing. Kaufman runs distraction on the referee as Suzuki absolutely waffles The King with a chair in the back. They finally head back inside as Suzuki was about to cover King, but Kaufman screams NO and wants more destruction. Suzuki obliges and starts chopping Lawler over & over again before King starts fighting back, ducks a wild Suzuki shot and hit an atomic drop and bodyslam. King looks down to Kaufman and lowers the strap on his singlet, goes to the second rope & drops the fist onto Suzuki! The crowd roars as King looks for his Piledriver, but Kaufman again jumps on the apron. Lawler charges after him as Andy bails, but Suzuki sneaks up from behind & gets the REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Kaufman is jumping around like he’s won the World Series as he’s yelling at Suzuki to squeeze the life out of Lawler, who is fading quickly. King makes his way to the corner & shoves off, but in doing so COLLIDES WITH THE OFFICIAL, who is down! Suzuki releases the submission and goes for his Gotch Piledriver, but Kaufman again screams NO and takes out a pair of BRASS KNUCKS, smiling while holding them high.He tosses the knucks in the air, but Lawler hits a low blow on Suzuki and catches the knucks himself and WAFFLES SUZUKI WITH THE KNUCKS!! He gives the knucks a kiss before hiding the evidence just as the referee recovers as Kaufman cannot believe his eyes what he just witnessed, he’s frozen solid! King makes the cover on the unconscious Suzuki as the referee, shaking off the cobwebs makes the 1…2…3!! Winner: Jerry Lawler
JR: YEAH! YEAH! THE KING WINS IT! He was on the brink of defeat, but it’s going to take an awful lot more than that to end the career of Jerry Lawler! If Kaufman thought he was going to outsmart King, you better think otherwise!
Chuck: From my vantage point Suzuki almost ended it with that choke, but The King opted to take the cheater route!
Solie: Are you kidding me Chuck, Kaufman was getting involved that entire time, he beat Kaufman at his own game intercepting those knucks, had enough and gave Kaufman & his cohort a taste of their own medicine.
JR: The question now is where does Andy Kaufman go from here? Does he just give up in his quest, or is it back to the drawing board? I shudder to think what that sadistic & deranged mind of that madman has planned next if Minoru Suzuki was his Plan A. What could Plan B, if there is one, for Andy Kaufman? We’ll have to wait and see, coming up next though folks, the semi-finals to see who goes on to compete for the Junior Title!
Junior Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Final Jay White vs. The Amazing Red Arrogantly, White offers a half hearted handshake to Red, who was skeptical to say the least, but instead, opted to hit a merry-go-round kick right to the face of Switchblade for a quick near fall. Red sprinted to the top & connected with his Infrared for the 1…2…THRE…KICK OUT! Red came within milli-seconds away from a lighting quick win, as White rolled outside. Red dives through the ropes, but White caught him and planted him with a Uranage on the apron. Back inside, White tries shaking off the cobwebs as he connects with a Kiwi Crusher for 2. Jay looks for another Uranage, but Red flips out of it, spin kick to the ribs and a snap rana that drives White on top of his head! Red sees the end in sight, he drags White to his feet, looking for the Code Red reverse wheelbarrow powerbomb, but Switchblade pushes Red’s feet up, grabbing him by the neck in mid air, hitting a Blade Runner out of nowhere, driving Red onto his head! White gets the cover for the 3 count to advance to the finals! Winner: Jay White
Chuck: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? DID YOU SEE THAT COUNTER THE SWITCHBLADE DID? That can hit anytime fellas, anytime & its nite-nite.
JR: You certainly said it Chuck that was scary quick, just like his first round match. You have to commend Red though, he nearly pulled out the upset, but it was not meant to be.
Solie: Now the question remains, who will head to the Finals to face Jay White for the Junior Title? We’ll find out next as Ricochet & Tommy End are anxiously awaiting their next matchup!
Junior Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Final Ricochet vs. Tommy End
Unlike the last contest, this match did begin with a handshake as Tommy End rose from his seated position & showed the sign of respect with Ricochet. As soon as the bell rang however, these two had an opening sequence that would give you a headache trying to keep up with. The amount of counters & reversals these men did was unlike anything we’ve seen and it ended with Ricochet & End both doing springboard moonsaults into a pose, staring each other down as the fans went crazy. End connected with a spin kick to the ribs, went for a home run kick, but Ricochet ducked & leveled End with a snap rana to the outside. Ricochet proceeded to hit a double springboard Shooting Star Press to the floor, quickly throwing End back inside for the 1…2…NO! Benadriller attempt was blocked into a dragon screw as End got a Tequila Sunrise variation, wrapping Ricochet up like a pretzel. Just barely at the last possible moment, Ricochet got to the ropes as End measured him getting to his feet, went for Black Mass, but Ricochet got a small package 1…2…KICK OUT! End tried a leg sweep, then another, Ricochet avoided both, End threw one high kick, Ricochet ducked, but the kick back, End swung back & hit Black Mass out of nowhere, but Ricochet fell to the floor! End can’t believe it as he doesn’t want to win by countout, so he slowly shoves Ricochet back inside 1…2…NO!! End slowly climbs up the top, dives off, Ricochet moves, End lands on his feet, rolls through, charges for a pump kick, but Ricochet side steps, gets a crucifix & slams End back to the mat 1…2…3 for the flash pin!! Winner: Ricochet
Chuck: He did it! Ricochet pulled out the win! Never count this kid out! See, that determination, I taught him that!
JR: I have a hard time believing that Chuck, but my goodness, after taking that Black Mass earlier in the match, you have to believe luck was on Ricochet’s side, having fell to the floor after taking such a devastating blow?
Solie: That goes to show you, the heart these men have, the drive & determination to become the first Junior Heavyweight Champion can’t be matched! I can’t wait to see the Finals between Ricochet & Jay White later this evening! However, Ricochet has been through hell, much worse than what Switchblade has been through, so you have to assume that’ll come into play.
Part 3 Money Inc vs. Kings of Wrestling - Tag Team Titles MJF (w/Ric Flair) vs. Kota Ibushi (w/Kenny Omega)
Ricochet vs. Jay White - Junior Heavyweight Title Sasha Banks vs. Candice LeRae - SHIMMER Title Triple H vs. Kurt Angle - World Heavyweight Title
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Post by randomone on Apr 20, 2021 9:16:18 GMT -6
World Tag Team Titles Money Inc (w/Jimmy Hart) vs. Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli After a hot start for the challengers, that sent the champions reeling and outside to regroup, it was the outside distraction by Jimmy Hart that allowed IRS to clip the leg of Chris Hero and let the tag champs zone in the following minutes. Just as Hero was about to get free, Money Inc showed why they were at the top of the mountain, keeping Hero isolated from his partner with holds and cheating, when necessary. Finally the wheels started coming off for the champs as while in an abdominal stretch and a hand of his partner, the referee Charles Robinson saw the cheating, reprimanded Irwin, kicked the hands free, allowing Hero to get free and make the hot tag to Claudo, who was an absolute house of fire! Uppercuts, bodyslams and forearms aplenty as Dibiase rolled outside, but still wasn’t safe, as Claudio bolted after him full steam with an uppercut that sent him over the barricade! Back inside, IRS got trapped in the Giant Swing, going 15 revolutions, before Hero jumped in and popped him with a diving forearm mid swing! He made the cover 1…2…JIMMY HART put the foot of Schyster on the rope! Claudio chased after the Mouth of the South outside, as the referee tried holding him back, allowing Dibiase to grab a title belt & waffle Hero in the back of the head, draping his partner’s arm over the fallen KOW. The referee turns around and spots the cover as Dibiase holds Claudio back while the ref counts the 1…2…KICK OUT!! Hero kicked out!! Claudio slams Dibiase into the ring steps and jumps in the ring, as Hero slowly regains his bearings as they shoot IRS off the ropes for a double team, but Dibiase and Hart hook the legs of their partner, drag him to the floor and bail up the ramp, opting to take the countout loss. Winners via countout: Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli (Money Inc retains the titles)
Sean: Folks the Kings of Wrestling absolutely have a gripe over how that match ended and I’m sure this is far from over. Sure they won the match, but the champs still have the gold! We must switch gears as my guests at this time have to be thrilled at the result of what we just witnessed, as please welcome System members MJF and the man who will be in his corner for the upcoming match, Nature Boy Ric Flair!
Ric: MOONEY! You see this man right here; this is the future staring at you right in those beady little eyes. When I saw MJF for the first time, I saw potential, I saw confidence, I saw a young version of Ric Flair, so I knew he had to be in the System. Tonight, he’s going to show the world that the Best Bout Machine’s little buddy Kota is nothing but an overhyped sidekick and MJF here is the future! WOOOO!!
MJF: Stan, can I call you Stan? First off, I just want to congratulate the Tag Team Champions on a retaining their gold, easily dispatching of two dorks who think their kings.
Sean: Well, actually it’s Sean.
MJF: Does it look like I give a shit?
Sean: Be that as it may, coming up next you have your hands full with The Golden Star, Kota Ibushi, who promises to get the win as he has his Golden Lovers partner Kenny Omega in his corner. How do you plan on making that not happen and getting the win yourself?
MJF: That’s…that’s your question? That’s what they pay you for? My God you are awful at this, just, just give me the microphone and beat it…STAN! Ladies and Gentlemen for those of you who don’t know, my name is Maxwell Jacob Friedman and I am the fastest rising star in all of professional wrestling. You see this gold ring I have on my finger, it was given to me by the man to my right, the greatest of all time, Nature Boy Ric Flair. He saw potential in me and to be honest, who could blame him? I joined the System to be their young gun, the future of this business. Kota Ibushi, Kenny Omega, you are overrated, you are jokes, I am going to go out there tonight, Naitch by my side and I’m going to shove your 5 stars, 6 stars, 87 stars, right up your asses and send you crashing back down to earth. Why you ask? Because I’m better than you…and you know it.
Ric: I couldn’t have said it any better! That’s why you’re the future of this business, Max.
MJF: I’m a present for the present; I’m a gift for now, baby! Let’s do this. Stan, it’s been your pleasure.
MJF (w/Ric Flair) vs. Kota Ibushi (w/Kenny Omega) Bell sounds and MJF offers a handshake to Ibushi, but pulls it back like Flair always does, strutting away, but he took his eyes off Ibushi, who absolutely destroys him with a high kick to the head, causing MJF to fall like a mannequin! Ibushi covers him 1…2…THR…KICK OUT! MJF rolls outside, where Flair tries to get him going, but they don’t see Ibushi jump to the top and hit a GOLDEN TRIANGLE wiping out Flair & MJF as the crowd explodes! He tosses MJF back inside as Flair stumbles to his feet before Flair flopping on the outside. Ibushi looks for a Last Ride powerbomb, but MJF wiggles out & hits a Side Russian Leg Sweep for the double down. MJF slowly gets up first and plants Ibushi with a hangman’s neckbreaker off the ropes as he starts mocking Omega, as Flair, who has recovered enough to do the same, causes Omega to start going at Flair, who quickly backs down. MJF wants a piledriver, but Ibushi counters into an Air Raid Crash, followed up by a brutal V-Trigger for another double down as Omega is cheering Ibushi to get up as Flair is yelling at MJF to get up.
Ross: Wait a minute, we’ve got company, in the form of the Big Rig, oh man, c’mon, what does Brodie Lee want with this match?
Taylor: He just wants a closer look at the action from his System running buddy, can you blame him? Are you going to tell him he can’t JR? How about you, Gordo?
Solie: I’m fine right here thank you very much.
Both men slowly get to their feet as MJF swings wildly, but Ibushi ducks and lights him up with a combo of kicks that crumbles the young gun. Omega turns around and notices Brodie slowly walking down the ramp and he prepares to do battle with the big man, but it doesn’t seem like Brodie wants to fight. Back in the ring, Ibushi signals for the end, grabs the arms of MJF, looks for the home run shot, the Kamigoye knee, but MJF gets one arm free, swings around for a school boy, handful of tights, feet on the ropes and Flair is holding on for momentum 1…2…3!! MJF steals it! Omega turns back around and is shocked, Brodie was there to run distraction, mission accomplished! The System steals yet another one! Winner: MJF
Ross: Are you kidding me, handful of tights, feet on the ropes and Flair assisting? It’s like MJF cheated every possible way to get that tainted victory!
Taylor: It’s only cheating if you get caught, JR and having The Dirtiest Player in the game helping him out, you can’t be surprised Max took that route, which led him to victory I’ll have you know.
Solie: If that’s how this youngster wants to obtain victories in this sport, I have a feeling that’s not the last time we’re going to be seeing wins like that. This feels like it’s only the beginning.
Ross: Omega, on the opposite side of the ring, preoccupied with Big Rig Brodie Lee, not realizing the lengths of cheating Maxwell Jacob Friedman would go to steal this win, despicable!
Junior Heavyweight Title Tournament Finals Ricochet vs. Jay White Needless to say, Ricochet showing way more effects from the previous two matches than Switchblade in this as White pounces immediately, wearing Ricochet down out the gate. The strategy early of grounding the high flyer is working for White, who looked for a Kiwi Crusher, but Ricochet spun up, did a handspring & hit a cutter to create some distance. Benadriller blocked into a dragon screw before going up top, but Switchblade took way too much time, allowing Ricochet to spring up to the top and hit a SPANISH FLY!! He crawls over 1…2…NO! Ricochet tries for a standing hurricanrana, but White cartwheels out, charges & hits a massive Spear on Ricochet. Switchblade signals for the end, looking for the Blade Runner, but Ricochet spins it into a backslide for a nearfall. Ricochet with a high kick, then goes to the top, looking for the 630, but crashes and burns! White recovers, plants Ricochet with the Kiwi Crusher 1…2…KICK OUT!! White can’t believe it, as he looks for Blade Runner, but Ricochet again avoids it, shoves White into the corner chest first, he bounces out and Ricochet plants him on his head with a Poison-Rana!! He drags White to the corner, goes to the top and hits a DOUBLE MOONSAULT that absolutely amazed the crowd for the 1…2…3!! Winner & Junior Heavyweight Champion: Ricochet
JR: ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING!! RICOCHET HAS DONE IT!! HE’S THE FIRST JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
Chuck: My boy did it! I taught him that move too, JR! Nobody was filming it when it happened, so you’ll just have to take my word for it, but RICOCHET HAS DONE IT!! Credit to Switchblade, who tried his hardest to hit that Blade Runner, but he couldn’t pull it out. Ricochet will hold that title for a very long time, mark my words.
Solie: Unreal is an understatement, not only is a moonsault impressive in its own right, but a double moonsault? Unbelievable! Folks we now take you to pre-recorded comments from Champion & Challenger heading into this big SHIMMER Title Match!
Sasha: You know ever since I began training to become a pro wrestler, I kept hearing the name Candice LeRae, the indie darling of pro wrestling. She would get in there and bust her ass against the guys & girls, it didn’t matter, you knew when Candice was on the card, you were going to get 100% and to be honest, that’s inspiring, it warms my heart. But Candice, while you’re still chasing that gold, I was able to do what you couldn’t in a fraction of the time. Why? Because I’m The Boss, it’s not just a nickname, it’s the truth. I knew when I first saw you wrestle & inspire female wrestlers, that I’d be able to leapfrog you easily and that’s exactly what I did. So congratulations Candice, you get your shot, it’s taken you so long to get here, but know this, when you tap to the Banks Statement, you have to start from scratch and it will be years before you ever get another shot. So good luck.
Candice: You know it’s funny, so many people have told me that I didn’t belong in this business, told me that I didn’t deserve to make it, but I used it as motivation to keep pushing & pushing, grinding & grinding. So many times, I saw girls who couldn’t hold a candle to me, get opportunities before I did, but did I give up? No, you see I used it as motivation to get better. Sasha Banks, you’re one hell of a wrestler, but you are not better than Candice LeRae and tonight, I will prove that to the world. So many times I’ve been told that I can’t, but tonight, I shut up the critics, I shut up the haters, I shut up The Boss and win that SHIMMER Title.
SHIMMER Title Sasha Banks vs. Candice LeRae Candice exploded out of the corner, catching the champion off guard, lighting her up with forearms, chops, a Violence Party is happening at the opening bell as Sasha bails outside. Candice won’t let up though as she hits the ropes and nails a TOPE SUICIDA into a TORNADO DDT on the floor! Candice throws Sasha back in the ring, covers her 1…2…KICK OUT! Candice tries for the Hurts Donut, but Sasha spins out & drives Candice shoulder first into the post. Sasha tries a back stabber, but Candice holds onto the top rope, Sasha crashes as Candice steps back & takes Banks’ head off with a superkick! Candice yells for Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, the swinging neckbreaker out of the corner, but Sasha fights back, knocking the challenger to the mat. Sasha dives off and hits the Meteora 1…2…SHOULDER UP! Sasha runs & hits a tilt a whirl, tries to lock in the Banks Statement, but Candice rolls through 1…2…Sasha rolls back through and really cranks at the submission! Candice tries to crawl to the ropes, but Sasha starts stomping down on the hand of Candice violently as the challenger has no choice but to scream & tap! Winner & STILL SHIMMER Champion: Sasha Banks
Chuck: I tell you what fellas, these two dames came to fight tonight. That was one hell of a wrestling match.
Ross: I couldn’t agree with you more Chuck, the champion had a goal, to prove she was the best women’s wrestler in the world and she did just that tonight.
Solie: Take nothing away from Candice LeRae, in all my years of calling this sport, I don’t think I’ve ever seen that amount of heart shown by a competitor in the ring. This certainly won’t be her last title opportunity, you can bet that.
Ross: Let’s go backstage where our colleague Sean Mooney is standing by.
Sean: Folks, I’m not going to waste anymore time, as the time has arrived, the World Title is about to be on the line, but here with some last minute thoughts, along with Team Angle is the challenger, Kurt Angle. Kurt, the floor is yours.
Kurt: You know I could give you the same song & dance of telling you about my accomplishments, winning an Olympic medal with a broken freakin neck, but you all know that already. My accomplishments speak for themselves. Tonight, I’m going out there, alone, with Gable & Cobb back here, watching, along with the rest of the wrestling world, just exactly what Kurt Angle has said he is from the beginning, a Wrestling Machine. Hunter, your time as champion is over and my night isn’t over until I make…you…tap! Oh it’s true, it’s damn true!
Sean: We know the challenger is ready, but the question is, is the champion ready? Let’s throw it to Dave Penzer for this historic first ever PPV main event.
World Heavyweight Title Triple H (w/JJ Dillon) vs. Kurt Angle After a very intense stare down, both the champion & challenger put on an absolute mat clinic, showing why they are two of the absolute best to ever lace up a pair of boots. Angle tried targeting the ankle early, but wisely Dillon would yell at Hunter to get out of there and the champion would escape, creating distance. The match spilled to the floor as both men were slammed into the guard rail before Angle hit an overhead belly to belly on the outside! Back inside, Kurt hit his rolling German suplexes, three of them, but as he went for a fourth, Hunter fought free, shot Kurt off the ropes & hit a desperation spinebuster for the double down. Exhausted, the ref got to a count of 8 before both men struggled to their feet. Kurt went for a home run wild right, but Hunter ducked & hit a neckbreaker. For about the next 8 minutes or so, Hunter slowly and methodically zoned in on the neck before looking for the Pedigree, only for Kurt to showing some amazing fighting spirit, spun out and hit an Angle Slam out of nowhere which the crowd exploded for. Kurt draped an arm over the champ 1…2…FOOT ON THE ROPE! Angle can’t believe it as he slowly gets up and positions Trips, going up top for a moonsault, leaps, but CRASHES & BURNS! Hunter drags Kurt up, but Angle, huge burst of energy, tries another Angle Slam, but Trips gets out, tries for the Pedigree, but Angle picks the ankle and gets the ANKLE LOCK!! Crowd is on fire as Hunter is struggling for the ropes, but can’t get there, even with JJ Dillon screaming and pleading for him to get there. Angle tries to grapevine the leg, but Trips rolls to his back, kicks free. Angle charges back at him, Trips gets a small package 1…2…KICK OUT! Angle up first, but Hunter gets a desperation jawbreaker, staggering Kurt enough for the champion to stand up (barely) and hit the PEDIGREE for the 1…2…3!! Winner & STILL World Champion: Triple H
Ross: WHAT A WAR! WHAT A BATTLE! WHAT A MAIN EVENT!
Chuck: Triple H showing the world why you can never count him out, he was on the brink of defeat, losing his title on the first PPV in company history, but he dug down deep and refused to quit. Like him or not, you have to respect the performance here tonight.
Solie: Kurt Angle was seconds away, you have to think, of getting Hunter to tap, but JJ Dillon pleaded for him to keep fighting and the champ did just that. Those moments are when you look back and realize this is what separates the champion and the rest, what drive, what determination, from both men!
Ross: JJ Dillon is holding The Game up, as Hunter holds his title up high in the air as we just witnessed a classic folks, what a way to end TROLL’s first PPV, what an amazing show, what a main event, one that was truly EPIC! Thanks for joining us everyone, until next time, for The Kentucky Gentleman Chuck Taylor and Gordon Solie, I’m Good Ol JR saying goodnight!
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 23, 2021 16:08:21 GMT -6
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Post by randomone on Apr 26, 2021 11:05:41 GMT -6
The entrance music for MJF hits and TROLL's Superstars of Wrestling is on the air with the entire System faction walking to the ring, Ric Flair leading the way with MJF, Brodie Lee & Money Inc celebrating a huge night for them at EPIC.
Flair: Look at the talent that is in this ring. These men put on quite a show at EPIC and they made each and every single one of their opponents look like losers. Get used to it, chumps, as that’s what’s going to happen all the time, whether you like it or not! Learn to live with it!
MJF: You have the Big Rig dispatching of that moronic stoner, you have and STILL Tag Team Champions, Money Inc and you have MJF, making a total joke out of Kota Ibushi and that moron Kenny Omega. It didn’t take much to outsmart those two fools; I tell you that much right now.
Dibiase: When you’re as talented as The System, the money comes to you, people want you on the major events, they want you at all the shows because they know you’re the best in the business. With talent comes money, with money comes power and that’s what it’s all about! Money talks and so does The System.
IRS: It’s quite simple, we’re on top of the wrestling world and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do about it!
Flair: 3 matches on the PPV debut, 3 victories. The System is the best thing going today! In fact, we…
(The music for the Kings of Wrestling hit and out walk Chris Hero, Claudio Castagnoli & Switchblade Jay White)
Hero: Nature Boy, Ric Flair, man, for someone who didn’t even wrestle at the PPV, you sure like to run your mouth. Let’s take a look at the results, Money Inc LOST via countout, MJF won via cheating, multiple ways mind you, so honestly, the only one with any credibility for their PPV win is Big Rig over there.
MJF: As far as I can tell, I got my hand raised and Money Inc still have the gold, it’s not our fault you idiots got outsmarted. I mean hell, even butter knife lost to the flippy dude, what’s his excuse?
White: That’s cute, that’s really cute. Yeah, I lost to ricochet, congratulations to him, but as far as I’m concerned, that was one down night for the KOWs, but the future for us, it looks awfully bright, and that future includes kicking The Systems ass!
Claudio: Why exactly are we out here you’re thinking? We’ll it’s quite simple, the three of us, are challenging you MJF and you Money Inc, for a 6 man tag team match at Genesis, the next PPV. Since you are “top guys” in this sport, you’d be inclined to accept, right? You aren’t cowards, are you?
MJF: So, you want to use the clout of The System to get on another PPV? We’ll be more than happy to kick your asses and embarrass you once again. We’re better than you and we know it!
White: Just do us a favor, will you Max? When we get done spanking you at Genesis, be sure to tell your mother I said hello when you go home crying to her.
MJF: YOU SON OF A BITCH! MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!
The System has to hold back MJF as Switchblade smirks at the ramp and the first match for Genesis has been made official!
(commercial)
We cut to a music video produced & put together by Michael PS Hayes saying that soon, his Miracle Violence Connection will be unleashed on The Random One Legends League and they will be taking over.
Ricochet defeated Pat Tanaka to retain the Junior Heavyweight Title Wasting absolutely no time defending his newly won gold, Ricochet showed hardly any effects of having to wrestle three times in one night at EPIC. Credit to Tanaka though, he tried grounding the champion down in the early going, turning Ricochet inside out with a beautiful flying forearm. When he went to the top for a splash, Ricochet sprung to his feet and hit a dropkick in mid air, allowing him to flatten Tanaka with the Recoil and 630 Splash to retain the gold.
-Post match, Ricochet got on the mic and said this was only the beginning, he wants to be a fighting champion and give everyone a title shot, so he wants to be the one to issue the first challenge for the Genesis PPV against someone he’s respected his entire career, The Amazing Red. He said without Red being the trailblazer for junior heavyweights, there might not be a Ricochet. Red made his way out, shook the champs hand and accepted as the Junior Title match is official for Genesis.
Sean Mooney: Ladies & Gentleman the Genesis PPV is already shaping up quite nicely with a 6 man tag team match as well as a Junior Title match already made tonight, but there’s going to be another match on the Genesis and that’s in the SHIMMER division. It will be a SHIMMER Showcase as 4 women from Japan, 4 of the best wrestlers in the world mind you, will be having a tag match with Bull Nakano & Aja Kong, two Japanese legends, will go to battle against The Genius of the Sky, Io Shirai and the Pirate Princess Kairi Sane! What an amazing match that should be! To give you a preview of that match, coming up next, you will see Shirai take on Nakano!
(commercial)
Bull Nakano defeated Io Shirai Shirai tried to use her speed in the early going, but once Nakano got her mitts around her, there was no place to run for The Genius of the Sky. Nakano ragdolled Io clear across the ring and tried to go for an early powerbomb, but Shirai countered into a sunset flip bomb for a near fall. Io tried a tilt a whirl head scissors, but the much larger Bull stopped the move dead in its tracks and planted Io down with a face buster. Shirai did have one last glimmer of hope as Nakano would miss a top rope guillotine leg drop, but Shirai would also miss a moonsault, leading to Nakano to plant her with a German Suplex with a perfect bridge for the victory. Momentum is on the side of Nakano & Aja Kong as they head into the SHIMMER Showcase with Shirai & Kairi Sane at Genesis.
We go backstage to see Team Angle members Chad Gable & Jeff Cobb walking and talking about the fight Kurt Angle put up in the main event at EPIC when a cloud of smoke just engulfs them as Matt Riddle & 2 Cold Scorpio come into the shot.
Riddle: COBB! Hey bro, hell of a main event at EPIC, tell Kurt he did a great job, bro.
Cobb: It just wasn’t his night; he’ll get that title eventually, that’s for sure. How are you two feeling from your losses at EPIC?
Riddle: I wrestled? Bro, Scorpio, what’d you put in this stuff?
Scorpio: I call that the High & Mighty.
Riddle: High & Mighty, bro, that should be our team name!
Scorpio: That is our name, Matt.
Gable: Um, hello? Are we done here?
Riddle: Whoa, bro, Gable, when did you get here?
Gable (coughing from the smoke, while looking absolutely baffled at Cobb): I…don’t…I mean…what? We’ll see you later…I guess, c’mon Jeff.
Riddle: Take it easy, bros.
Gable walks off with his tag partner looking a little annoyed they just had to go through that, while Riddle & Scorpio fill up the screen with more smoke before we head back out to the ring.
Bam Bam Bigelow (w/Chris Candido) defeated Peter Avalon During this absolute slaughter, we see that Scott “Flash” Norton is watching on, interested in Bigelow demolishing Pretty Peter, as Candido is cheering The Beast From The East on as he launches Avalon in the corner. Bammer follows with a big corner splash, powerslam & sit out piledriver Greetings From Asbury Park before heading up top and dropping the headbutt for the easy victory. Backstage Sean Mooney tries to catch up to Norton, asking him why he was interested in this match, but Norton just glares at Mooney before walking off.
(commercial)
Mooney: Welcome back folks, please welcome my guest at this time, she is the Pint Size Pixie, Candice LeRae. Now Candice, fresh off the heels of one of the best back & forth women’s matches in wrestling history, you unfortunately came out of the losing end, but what is next for Candice LeRae in the SHIMMER division?
Candice: Well Sean, I dust myself off and keep fighting, hopefully one day I’ll be able to get a rematch and the end result will be much different. Sasha Banks is a fighter, she’s the toughest I’ve been in the ring with and that’s saying something. I know she talks a lot of smack, but she backs up every single word of it and for that, I give her all the credit in the world and congratulate her on the title defense.
“Are you kidding me?”
Sara Del Rey walks in from off screen
Sara: Mooney, take a walk. Are you kidding me, Candice? This polite garbage is so played out that it’s bordering on sickening. You don’t get title shots by hoping, you get title shots by making a statement, by taking what you want, by showing that you deserve to be next in line and in my case, Sara Del Rey is next in line.
Candice: Look, I don’t know what you’re problem is with me but…
Sara: My problem is that little miss priss thinks she is getting a rematch, when she should be kicked down the bottom of the barrel and let the true professionals get the spotlight. I have no idea why the hell you got a title shot before me anyways, you aren’t a better wrestler than I am, you aren’t as talented as I am, you aren’t….
(Just then Candice can take no more of this berating and SLAPS DEL REY!)
Candice: It’s because I’m tougher than you. Whether you like it or not, I’m one tough cupcake.
Candice leaves, while Del Rey is holding her jaw, furious at what just happened.
There’s a vignette played for The Anti-Hero Tommy End saying The End Is Near
Chuck Taylor: Alright, looks like we got a weird sad little devil goth kid coming to TROLL soon, wonderful. Anyways folks, I’m The Kentucky Gentleman Chuck Taylor and I’m here tonight to show I'm not just the world's best commentator, but also best interviewer as well. I'm a jack of all trades, baybee! Alright then, without any further ado please welcome my guest, he is one of the greatest comedic actors of any generation, Hollywood Superstar Andy Kaufman!
Chuck: Andy, I’m sorry, Mr. Kaufman, I think it’s clear as day that what happened to you at EPIC was a miscarriage of justice.
Andy: Thank you Mr. Taylor and please, continue to call me Mr. Kaufman. Now then, Jerry Lawler, you are nothing more than a no good, yellow bellied cheat! You’re a thief, you’re a scam, you’re a liar, you are scum of the earth and I was about to have Minoru Suzuki expose you for the coward that you are, when you stooped to sickening levels, cheating to win via foreign object. As far as I’m concerned Mr. Taylor, that loss should be stricken from the record and it should be a victory via disqualification for one Minoru Suzuki.
Chuck: Meaning that’s one in the loss column for Jerry the King Lawler.
Andy: You’re absolutely right. Jerry Lawler, what was supposed to be Step 1 in the quest to end your career, hit a speed bump out of the gate, but mark my words Lawler, I might make people laugh for a living, but what’s about to happen to you Hillbilly Boy, is going to be NO…LAUGHING…MATTER!
Kaufman & Taylor shake hands as Kaufman looks at the camera saying his ultimate goal will not be foiled, he is going to end Jerry Lawler.
(commercial)
Kenny Omega pinned Max Moon Moon tried to catch Omega off guard by somersaulting at him around the ring before Kenny stepped back, waited for the futuristic superstar to wrap it up, charging at him with a V-Trigger! Omega quickly nailed a Snap Dragon, another V-Trigger, then looked at the camera, letting out a big WOOOOO as he strutted over to Moon, obviously mocking Ric Flair, before dropping Max on his head with a One Winged Angel for the easy victory. Post match, Omega grabs the mic as the fans cheer such a dominant victory.
Omega: WOOOO!!! Nothing like a good squash match to get the wheels running! I really hope all you boys in The System were watching as you have so many V-Triggers and so very many Kamigoyes in your future at the hands & knees of The Golden Lovers. What you did to Kota Ibushi at EPIC, Ric Flair & MJF, stealing his moment, is unforgivable and I’m fully aware that you don’t care, I mean hell, you basked in your glory earlier tonight. But while you two celebrated MJF’s victory over Kota, will you celebrate when the shoe is on the other foot? Ric Flair, you & I were ringside, but I’m challenging you to a one on one match at Genesis with the roles reversed and Ibushi & MJF on the outside. Let’s put this dream match on the card and see The Best Bout Machine vs. The Nature Boy, the ball is in your court, Naitch. WOOOO!!
(commercial)
The music for the World Champion hits and out walks Triple H with JJ Dillon by his side to a big ovation from the crowd, they respect the hard fought battle they witnessed at EPIC as Triple H holds the title high in the air, still at the top of the wrestling mountain.
Trips: I have to tell you JJ, in my entire career, there’s been only a handful of people I can say have pushed me to the limit, but none hold a candle to Kurt Angle. He made me dig down deep and show the world that I had what it takes to overcome everything he threw at me. Sure, there might have been a time when I would’ve taken the low road, Kurt is the same way, but at EPIC, we wanted to go out there and have a wrestling classing and that’s exactly what we did. Which is why, I’d like Kurt to come out here right now, so I can thank him for the challenge and thank him for one of the best matches of my career.
Kurt’s music hits and out walks The Olympic Hero to chants of YOU SUCK, which he’s smirking at, taking it in stride as he gets in the ring and after a brief hesitation, he shakes Hunter’s hand.
Trips: Kurt, thank you, thank you for pushing me to be the best damn champion in wrestling today. I want you to know, I would be more than happy to have a rematch down the line, you truly are one of the best to ever lace up a pair of boots. I’m am happy to have gotten to wrestle you at EPIC and show the world what TROLL is all about.
Kurt: Hunter, we haven’t seen eye to eye in the past, we’ve certainly had our differences, but one thing I think we both agree on is, when the bell rings & the match begins, the respect is real, it’s damn real. I try to teach Team Angle that everyone in this business has been defeated and it’s about how you dust yourself off and recover that’s the most important key. So while it wasn’t my night at EPIC, it very well could be the next go around, so I absolutely look forward to facing you again. It’s true, oh it’s damn true!
Just then music hits that neither Hunter nor Kurt are familiar with, until out from the curtain emerges MITSUHARU MISAWA!! Misawa gets a massive ovation from the crowd who are shocked & excited that he’s arrived in TROLL as he takes no time walking right to the ring completely ignoring Triple H & the World Title, but instead gets face to face with Kurt Angle in an intense staredown that leaves fans in awe. This is a match the fans didn’t know they wanted until this faceoff if happening right in front of their eyes! But then all of a sudden, Misawa glances at Hunter, smirks, and then looks up at the ramp.
KENTA KOBASHI WALKS OUT TO THE STAGE! The crowd erupts as Hunter looks at JJ Dillon, who looks worried as much as shocked at what is happening. Kobashi doesn’t walk to the ring, instead, he’s lazer focused on Hunter and he points down at him before doing the motion that HE WANTS THE BELT! Hunter holds the title high in the air as Kobashi & Misawa, without saying a single word, have made their intentions known within minutes; they want World Champion Triple H and Kurt Angle, but the question remains, when will that happen?
Genesis Six Man Tag Team Match The System (Money Inc & MJF) vs. Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero, Claudio Castagnoli & Jay White)
Junior Heavyweight Title Ricochet vs. The Amazing Red
SHIMMER Showcase Bull Nakano & Aja Kong vs. Io Shirai & Kairi Sane
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