Raw Rant™ 11/11: Guv'na Glenn

I'm following the spoilers now.

I'll post anything remotely interesting.

Kane needs new music.

If anyone is planning on watching the first forty minutes later, don't bother.

This is a pretty good match of guys vince and HHH hate.

Really solid end to RAW.

So man, lots to talk about. Thought I just saw a thing thanking us for the 200th episode of NCIS. Is this still the show that Heddy is on? I bet she got slammed in the stinker before 170 of those.

So Hawger is never gonna believe this, we barely do, but as you guys know I've shared the good times as well as the bad with you all. Well tonight, my friends, this was a good, good night.

First Match: 3 games to zero. Zip. HOWEVER, 2 of those games were SKUNKS!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

No for realz, this really happened. So as we've all learned, a skunk counts for an extra game, and thus the final for the first match: Match = Us, Games = 5-0, Skunks = 2-0.

Doesn't get a whole lot better than that.

Second Match: Won the first two games (thus the match) but couldn't make the shutout a reality, and we finally relented a game.
This was domination. This was glorious. This was cribbage.

No pausing the broadcast other than checking on the occasional noise in the garage.
I find Kane a bit challenging to look at.
I swear if Kane knocks Brad out I'll love him forever. Kane, not Maddox.
MAMACITA!! There's no doubt in my mind that Vickie has left the back door open more than a few times, if you're catching my drift.
Wait, why the hell is she in charge?
What does Maddox even do other than piss us all off all the time?
I'm already thinking mozzarella sticks.

Thought I heard something out in the garage. Let me ask you something. Do you ever sneak a listen to Les Grobstein around this time a night, just to reassure yourself that there's far bigger maroons out their than yourself?

I mean maybe it's just me, but I constantly do it.

Currently debating whether Lawler's shirt, the little bull or JBL's "Olay" chants are pissing me off more. Strongly leaning towards JBL.
I'll bet this is where Regal comes out.

Wait, Santino is teaming with the Materdies.

MATADORETINOS VS THE UNION JACKS

What in the ever living fuck is going on? Did you guys see all of this or am I just hitting the liquor too hard?

If I was watching this with a loved one, I would flip channels and quickly say it was an accident for having it on.

I think that was possibly the worst thing I've ever seen.


0/10

Just a real quick check on the gargae. Just to be sure.

Two things:
1. What do I hear on the Grobber's show? "Making fun of bums". Irony.
2. Just learned this from Les, today is 11/12/13. Great. Next year will feature 12/13/14. But that actually is cool as it's Taylor Swift's birthday. It's probably weird that I know that.
But anyways, in a kinky, but very weird and disturbing way, Les Grobstein made me thing of Taylor Swift.

DOLPH ZIGGLER IS HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IF HE DOESN'T WIN, DON'T BE THE LEAST BIT SURPRISED

Is Axel really still the champ?

Remember the time that the "E" finally did the right thing and let Ziggler win the Wold Heavyweight Championship? Yeah, I hardly do either.

Ziggler looks so cool at the beginning of every match but by the end of them he always ends up looking like Richard Simmons. You know exactly what I'm talking about it.




Things nobody has ever said: "This Curtis Axel run has been fantastic"

I think they're piping in noise. There's not a person making a peep in the crowd. Not Terry's Peeps, but the peeps that indicate whether or not anybody is actually giving a crap.

2/10 Axel is a failure and Dolph certainly doesn't need a loss to somebody like that.

This Kane/Maddox thing is gonna suck. I know one of you probably loves it, but two months from now you'll be saying how much it sucks but you'll never admit to the three weeks that you loved it.

Drop in, wasn't that Shield/Wyatt encounter awesome?! Crowd loved it and they played it well as to not "bury" anyone. Good booking for that short period of time.

I really enjoyed that exchange.  My concern with your idea was having them demolish The Shield.  You've now got a Survivor Series match, and you can always tease tension between the two factions.