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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 18, 2013 21:28:27 GMT -6
I dig Bryan's Bruiser Brody ponytail.
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 18, 2013 21:28:55 GMT -6
Remember when the pyro went off on Jeff Hardy? If it was ever time to rehash a storyline.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 18, 2013 21:30:34 GMT -6
Some dude is holding up a Swellers sign which is kind of awesome considering they are a nobody punk rock band from Michigan.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 18, 2013 21:30:45 GMT -6
So we're giving away a match that could main event Survivor Series on Raw.
When did Bischoff get back?
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 18, 2013 21:30:45 GMT -6
The drummer didn't have sticks.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 18, 2013 21:33:44 GMT -6
There are a lot of things that "band" didn't have. An ample supply of coke for longhair was not one of them though.
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 18, 2013 21:38:26 GMT -6
DB looks depressed.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 18, 2013 21:39:38 GMT -6
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 18, 2013 21:41:01 GMT -6
How do you cut away from that!!!
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 18, 2013 21:58:45 GMT -6
This match is awesome.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 18, 2013 22:02:10 GMT -6
until this shithead returned.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2013 22:02:16 GMT -6
He's got the small boobed Bella. You mean the hot one. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 18, 2013 22:02:29 GMT -6
LCW.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 18, 2013 22:03:21 GMT -6
I can't fucking stand looking at LCW.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2013 22:03:57 GMT -6
until this shithead returned. I remember when Rey was cool. That was a very long time ago. |
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Post by Optimisn on Nov 18, 2013 22:06:17 GMT -6
Take into consideration, I named him LCW. I still loved this return. It added to the main event, and will get some extra buys. I don't care how long it took to work that spotfest. It was worth it. [HASH]Entertained
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 18, 2013 22:13:43 GMT -6
I just can not stand looking at him. He makes Tensai look attractive. He is fat, horrible tatts, stuffed into his under armour beater because he is fat, trash bag hammer pants and the 3/4 mask that is open in the back. There is no one that is put together even half as worse as he is.
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 0:09:23 GMT -6
So here's the deal. Lost the first match 2-1. Won the second match 2-1. No skunks. Won my fantasy football by like 70 points. Calvin Johnson should be the consensus [HASH]1 pick next year. Hopefully this show will make more sense to me once I start watching it, 'cause the preview made no sense to me as I left the house tonight. We're going Quick Takes™ Raw Rant™ style again. No pausing. No typing corrections. No apologies. If you are under 18, you are not allowed to view this. If you are over 18 and viewing it, you are an idiot. I just can't tell you how excited I am to see Big Show vs Orton, and Cena vs Alberto. That's two classics right there. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 0:23:25 GMT -6
Is Florida Georgia line a band or a gay movement? Look, I'm fine either way, it's a legitimate question. If you were from the Florida/Georgia line, the actual place not the movement, wouldn't you just tell everyone that you were actually from Florida? Regardless. TRIPLE H IS HERE, AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT HE'S BEEN FUCKING UP EVERYTHING THE LAST FEW MONTHS OR SO.Have patience, Keeping Score. The slow build will be epic. Greatest thing since the Summer of Punk. Probably 100 times better. Why would the champion admit that he probably wouldn't be able to beat the Big Show? Did he really say that? I can't laugh at Maddox, even when he is slightly funny. Slightly. See? What in the mother eff is going on here? This isn't fun fucking banana time. It's the last damn Raw before the what? 3rd biggest WWE PPV in a given year? I'm already beyond pissed. 1/10 I still like the Bow down to the King song, or whatever it's called. |
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 0:46:23 GMT -6
Poor Adam Harris can barely get his name even mentioned on Les's show. Adam would own Les in a steel cage. RANDY ORTON VS BAD BRAD MADDOX. I HAVE TO IMAGINE THIS WILL SUCK.I'm not sure who to root for here. I can't stand either one of them. Fuck it, I'm rooting for the referee. DAMN! Maddox is getting his ass KICKED!! Maybe this is how they get Maddox off of TV. I take it back. This is exceptional. 2/10 Some of the brutality was fun, but the Champ beating up Bad Brad Maddox doesn't do much for me wanting to order Survivor Series.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 1:04:47 GMT -6
I bet ke$ha had a fit over that Keith Urban snippet.  Survivor Series Kick Off show: Bret Hart, Booker T and Mick Foley. That has fun written all over it. I hope I miss it anyways. UNCOMFORTABLY BIG, BIG E. LANGSTON VS UNCOMFORTABLY SUCKY CURTIS AXELSo is there no actual footage, vignette, tv time, nothing.... that shows Heyman and Axel breaking up? This is a no brainer. Big E wins this tonight or Sunday. And not a creature was stirring, not even the crowd.....I think people want to have fun with Big E, if you'll pardon the expression, but Axel is such a buzzkill that he overwhelms everything. Good lord, don't tell me that Axel and Ryback are going face. Cole just kind of tied them in to that with a Punk reference. I'm thinking Big E Langston is a Heyman guy by this time next Monday. BIG E. LANGSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7/10 Match was dead until Big E won. Roundabout way keeps Paul E strong with Axel losing the first time out that Heyman isn't with him. |
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 1:30:27 GMT -6
Randy Orton (trying to give) orders to The Shield is just so wrong. Gosh darnit, Lawler is in the ring for this. Oh mother of sweet Jesus, look at that flippin shirt. What the shit is happening? Natalya is out!!! Alicia is out. Fuck this, dumbest thing ever. 0/10 Should've debuted Hardcore Country instead.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 1:49:35 GMT -6
AND IF THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN EXCITING ENOUGH, HERE COMES THE BIG SHOWCan't wait to see who he's wrestling. I'm saying Santino. Maybe Ricardo. Oh yeah. Forgot they advertised that earlier. Like 3 times. Big Show vs Ryback. Do I have to do this, this week? No matter who wins this match, we have all lost tonight. Last night. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!  3/10 If there was ever a PPV built for piracy, it's this one. Not that I condone that type of thing.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Nov 19, 2013 7:24:29 GMT -6
No one would think less if you just stopped the Rant right there. That was about all I could take as well last night. Helped that the MNF game was really good.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 19, 2013 7:28:38 GMT -6
No one would think less if you just stopped the Rant right there. That was about all I could take as well last night. Helped that the MNF game was really good. In fairness, it would be next to impossible to think less of him. |
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Nov 19, 2013 12:41:56 GMT -6
No one would think less if you just stopped the Rant right there. That was about all I could take as well last night. Helped that the MNF game was really good. In fairness, it would be next to impossible to think less of him. Very true. Ok carry on KS!  |
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 19, 2013 15:09:00 GMT -6
Ya, he has to finish. I can't wait till he lays his eyes on fat garbage bag pants.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 19, 2013 21:11:49 GMT -6
Seriously...what is there to like about this? Some stupid ass swing through the rope kick? The fucking midget bull can do that.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 22:42:08 GMT -6
Ok, I'm doing this for the rock. The rock that's gonna be in my gut from drinking too much Calvert Extra trying to decide if I did indeed actually watch Raw last night, or if I had accidentally flipped on Monty Pythons Flying Fucking Rodeo. Seriously, what the hell was going on there? Anyways, it just dawned on me that they had a brother win in Nashville on Country Night, and for once it isn't Darius Rucker. Heath Slater looks weird without his makeup. Who's the other guy besides Ryder? McIntyre get a haircut? Wait. Not only was that worse than I thought it was gonna be, did anybody catch Bizarro Carrot Top in the background as that segment closed out? (Behind the Movement guys) 1/10 For Bizarro Carrot Top. You can sort of see Bizarro here, but it's a bad shot.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 23:00:06 GMT -6
Who's the doctor dude with Orton? HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that Boyle or Doyle or whatever from the Dominoes ads? WE FOUND HIM!!!
REAL AMERICANS VS KOFI & THE MIZ
Why do I even do this?
Wait. What the hell did Cole just say? Is it really The Shield and the Real Americans against Kofi, Miz, Hornswoggle.......whoever else they said? Did he really say that?
See, that's what sucks about the too many PPV's. No time for story building. Leads to last minute thrown together matches. Leads to fans caring less. Which leads to less PPV buys. Which leads to even more bad decisions.
I was gonna ask why Miz isn't doing the heel thing as he's been doing on house shows, but I won't ask now.
2/10 Heel Miz can't be as bad as face Miz, but it'll be close.
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