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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 23:23:59 GMT -6
I don't trust Blake Shelton. He's got that big eye syndrome like Ryan Braun. I bet he's getting some side action with that one chick that was obsessed with Tim McGraw and blacklisted from country music. Can't think of her name. UPSKIRT FROM VICKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT CAMERA SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wonder exactly what happened to JBL up in those mountains. Did someone go Deliverance style on him? Did he run into Bigfoot? Was there some sort of oxygen/brain depravation dealio? I wish there was something I could do. When I used to work at Best Buy on North Ave back in the day, I met a "girl" one night who looked just like Tamina. Her name was Leroya. That's pretty much the end of the story. For the most part. Good lord, now there's gonna be a 7 on 7 diva deal at SSeries? Vickie's SPANKING AJ's ASS!!!! 1/10 Just something fun about that extended camera work on Vickie earlier.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 23:29:52 GMT -6
DOLPH ZIGGLER & DAMIEN SANDOW VS THE BROOKLYN BRAWLER
I'm glad I was watching Monday Night Football and playing cribbage and didn't have to watch this show.
The announcers are just murdering this show again.
This is damn stupid.
WAIT! Don't go to commercial. Just end this. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 23:38:01 GMT -6
I'd kind of mark out if Jeff Jarrett came out here. I mean for like a minute or so. Nothing more than that. Surprised Honky Tonk Man ain't out here. I suppose there's still time. I'm looking around the room thinking up ways I can harm myself. I currently have 17 choices and getting kind of serious about choosing one. Double J reference!!!!!! Welp, compared to the rest of the show, not too bad!!! 6/10 Somehow by the end I was amused.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 19, 2013 23:56:58 GMT -6
I think that naughty little country starlight I was trying to think of is LeAnn Rimes. I probably would've, but I'm a horny out of control freak. You can't blame Tim for not cheating on Faith Hill.
Why is Cena's arm in a sling? What does Country Raw have to do with Survivor Series. The only surviving going on around here is me trying to make it through this show.
Did Hawger really go to see these guys?
I can't stand John Cena.
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Post by November KS on Nov 20, 2013 0:05:24 GMT -6
JOHN CENA IS GONNA TALK. YEEHAWI was just gonna ask why Cena had an Evan Fournier shirt on. I looked it up and saw that he plays for the Denver Nuggets. I shook it off, looked back at the shirt, and it says "Even Stronger". I then wished it really had said Evan Fournier. Anyways, that was weird. I now hate John Cena even more than I did 8 minutes ago. Alberto isn't cool without the cars or Ricardo. That's all there is to it. 2/10 Fairly horrible. ADR had a couple of fun lines about Cena. 
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Post by November KS on Nov 20, 2013 0:17:58 GMT -6
THE RHINESTONE COWBOYS VS R-TRUTH AND LAMONT
SHUT UP JBL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that Shelton Benjamin or Little Richard?
Xavier Woods?
This is beyond awful.
Did he just say "It's Marvin Jones?" What in the bloody hell is going on here?
1/10 Heath Slater always amuses me for a good 4 seconds every Monday
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Post by November KS on Nov 20, 2013 0:37:35 GMT -6
Ingenious production right there. How to make Brad Maddux look tough....show a video clip of Keith Urban as the outro.  I knew it!!! |
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Post by November KS on Nov 20, 2013 0:40:43 GMT -6
Did you see the pop for the Big E win?!?! This kid is going to be a star. Hell ya. He is on his way. There was a pretty big pop for Dolph about 7 months ago too.  Hope they don't blow it with Big E. So to speak. I've always been a huge fan. Of Big E, not the blowing it part. |
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Post by November KS on Nov 20, 2013 0:43:32 GMT -6
Ryback vs Big Show. If there is ever a time for a career ending injury... or two.... |
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Post by November KS on Nov 20, 2013 0:52:15 GMT -6
I've been destroying some mini ice cream sandwiches lately. I don't usually get the taste for those but once every three years or so.
Slater could do better than this. Wait, maybe that is Slater. If Hawger wants to live that kind of lifestyle, who are we to judge?
So Jesse Neal is a guitarist these days? Always wondered what happened to him.
2/10 Too soft
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Post by November KS on Nov 20, 2013 1:04:38 GMT -6
I just hope everybody knows that Punk and Bryan are like 50 levels above everybody in this match. Actually, let me rank them:
1. Punk
2. Bryan
3. Ambrose
4. Reigns
5. Rollins
6. Bray Wyatt
7. Cody Rhodes
8. Stinky black hair Wyatt guy
9. Stinky red hair Wyatt guy
10. Uso
11. Uso
12. Goldust
50 MAN TAG TEAM
Wait, is stinky red gonna fight with that goat mask on? That would be kind of awesome.
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Post by November KS on Nov 20, 2013 1:40:00 GMT -6
Thought I heard something in the garage and sure as shit, big mama raccoon is back. Had been missing for a few days. Only seen baby raccoon lately. You can totally tell them apart. Big mama is like an Adele Raccoon (without sucking immensely) and baby raccoon is like Three Lady Chins Antebellum (while only sucking often times but not necessarily immensely) Am I in a tunnel? Are you in a tunnel? I got Seth Rollins or Ambrose being the least stinky member of that team, but I can't make up my mind. It's WAY too early to have the Wyatts and The Shield this close to one another. Bryan and Rollins do the most SICK back head drop thingys that I've ever seen. I used to think they were screwing up, but after seeing it 50 times now, they really mean to make it look that way. I am NOT looking forward to the week that Bray Wyatt sharts himself. Wait, why did Big Red Stinky take off the goat deal? DAMMITT!! I'm so glad Sheamus is off TV. We should invite cubbiegirl here. I miss her.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 20, 2013 2:01:22 GMT -6
I seriously can't imagine much that could be worse than this show. Maybe liver. Liver is gross. Maybe eggs, if eggs tasted the way they smell. Maybe Hawger at a Hunter Hayes concert. Anyways, that Covert Affairs chick makes me.....well just forget it. It gets weird after the first 15 minutes. I think they're really under utilizing Dean Ambrose. He's definitely the next Punk/Bryan in my estimation. That was a great, great conclusion to a horrifically sucky Raw. OH FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Good fricken frick. I was gonna give it like a 8-10 until LCW showed up. Fake rope move was already in place, and my ass got itchy. 6/10 Fuck you gently, Rey Mysterio. Jerk |
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Hope they don't blow it with Big E. So to speak. I've always been a huge fan. Of Big E, not the blowing it part.