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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 0:45:55 GMT -6
I would seriously rock Reby Sky's world if Matt hardy was cool with it. Hell, I probably would even if he wasn't cool with it. What the hell is the name of the next PPV? Around the World, Hardcore Holly, or Rudolph and Friends? Didn't we just see this awful match last night? Aksana grosses me out. WAIT A MINUTE! Why did they black it out? Was there a nip slip or something? I'll be looking into it. This is a "Seven on seven traditional Survivor Series Match?" WHAT?  Oh wait, sorry: TRADITIONAL 7 & 7 SURVIVOR SERIES MATCHJoJo is getting some serious love lately. Ok, I take that back. I would rip apart Alicia Fox's stinker. Kaitlyn is back from Food Rehab apparently. I'm hoping AJ Lee and Summer Rae just go massive lezzy for the last 2 hours or so. Ok shit, I'm gonna start masturbating. 2/10 Awful |
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 26, 2013 7:17:01 GMT -6
The only part of Raw I saw last night was the Punk/Bryan vs the Wyatts so I am guessing I saw the only good match. I'm sure LCW in his fat garbage bag pants came out and was fat and old and annoying......and did that lame rope thing.
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 21:04:52 GMT -6
You know what pisses me off more than just about anything? That little bit of watery yuck that seeps out when you don't shake the ketchup good enough. Just about the grossest thing ever.
Where did I even leave off? Am I remembering it properly in saying that the first hour was regretful at best?
Notice how it's pretty much never been the night ever since they went to that "Tonight is the Night" ditty.
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 21:15:01 GMT -6
GLORIOUS SANDOW IS.......WHAT THE FLIP, LAWLER IS IN THE RING TOO. SHIT.Did Sandow cut his hair?  Sandow and Ziggler are easily Top 10, no? Let me see. 1. Punk 2. Bryan 3. Brock 3. Jericho  3. Ambrose 4. Reigns 5. Big E Langston 6. Seth Rollins 7. Dolph Ziggler 8. Sandow 9. Cesaro 10. Bray 11. Wade Barrett 12. Mark Henry 13. Undertaker 14. Cena 15. Orton
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 21:22:58 GMT -6
What the hell are these matches they're making these guys do? I'm embarrassed. Even my cat left the room. Damn. Looked like Dolph got him pretty good with that oar. Maybe not. RANDY SAVAGE CHANT!! Is Hulk Hogan invading through the audience? Somehow these guys always seem to put on an amazing match, all things considered. 5/10 Love the chemistry these two have but the match concept was ridiculous and the announcers made it painful to watch.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 21:40:40 GMT -6
Ok seriously. The Strahan/Stinky Red goat mask exchange was one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
10/10
(The Santino stuff was horrendous)
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 21:47:23 GMT -6
Has anybody liked the first 37 Madea movies?
Still hate that plumber dude or whatever his name is. Cable guy, guy. Can't stand him.
Do they have like Porn Games you can buy for the X-Box or Playstation? Serious question.
Wow. Smackdown is gonna suck.
I can't understand why the E doesn't employ Mean Gene. Let me go look at how old he is. Ok he's 70. He could still do this Renee role though.
With the recent news of Punk and AJ, I'm declaring CM Punk is the greatest man in the world.
Greatest Man In The World Top 5:
1. CM Punk
2. Chris Jericho
3. Daniel Bryan
4. David Lee Roth
5. Gary Ellerson
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 21:52:48 GMT -6
THE BEARD AND THE BEST. MY GOD. WHO CAME UP WITH THAT DEAL?Anybody hear Punk throw in the Hogan line? If they start dp'ing Renee, that shit would be pretty cool. COLT CABANA reference!! This whole deal is turning me on. Wrestling wise, I mean. THEY'RE HERE!! Man this shit is gonna be great. 
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 22:22:15 GMT -6
Man, I'm serious. Just look at these commercials. McDonalds, Microsoft etc.... This product ain't ever gonna change. I'm not convinced big red stinky isn't the Anthrax guitarist. Man oh man. These 5 are GREAT together. Are they kidnapping Daniel Bryan? REIGNS!!! SHIELD!! WOW. THIS. IS. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10 Seriously one of the coolest 20 minutes segment or so in like the last 5 years.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 22:41:15 GMT -6
At first I was gonna say how lame Kane was with The Authority, and how much better he would've been with The Wyatts.
While it's still true that Kane is lame beyond belief with The Authority, I like that they decided to keep the Wyatts new and fresh.
Kane may just as well have a Wrestlemania™ match with his son Hand Jr, and call it a day. Wait, that was Mark Henry. Who cares. Kane vs Hand Jr at 'Mania.
I hope they finally bring in Sting to face the Undertaker. It would be nice if they could drop him down from the ceiling, without killing him, and start things off that way.
I'd put odds on Takers opponents in the following order.
1. Brock
2. Cena
3. Sting
4. Kane
5. Samoa Joe
I made up that last one. Maybe Reigns should be as high as 2/3?
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 22:53:08 GMT -6
Who's this hot tramp out there with the Miz? KOFI VS THE MIZWell this should be fun.   They're doing a lot of moves and stuff, but it's so methodical and deliberate. Oh thank goodness it's over. 3/10 |
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 23:10:53 GMT -6
If you're traveling to/in the East the next couple of days, it's gonna suck. Since I won't be out that way, I don't care. Just wanted to pass it along in case you hadn't heard. I'm a man of the people like that. Awful Mick Foley segment, and Ricky Vanelli or whoever this dude is with Lawler is bringing segments to a new low. Followed by R-Truth. QUIT SAYING WHAT's UP, JBL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R-Trizzie? Looks like Lamont's back. And ALREADY DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's even stuck with Broadus's music. Wow. Oh my goodness. LITTLE RICHARD VS FLORIDA LINEMore I look at dude, the more I'm seeing Lionel Ritchie. I'm completely disturbed by this entire scene. 0/10 |
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 23:14:35 GMT -6
OK. The Goldust/Strahan deal made me chuckle.
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 23:16:27 GMT -6
The tag team match is next? Please don't let it last 30 minutes. That would suck.
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Post by November KS on Nov 26, 2013 23:51:05 GMT -6
ORTON/ADR VS CENA/SHOWSure am looking forward to this one.  Maybe the Shield/Wyatts will come out later and take out the whole lot of them. I could live with that. My goodness is Cena goofy. Man, I sure wish we couldn't see him.
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Post by November KS on Nov 27, 2013 0:18:24 GMT -6
You know what I'd pop for? Triple and Steph continue to run roughshod over the company. Eventually Vince steps in and tries to right some wrongs. Triple beats his ass at some point. Shane O Mac comes back for a one-off at Mania vs HHH. I think I could take Big Show. Did they ever replay that horrendous punt from last night? The night before. The night before that. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.  I seriously think that really is the Dominoes pizza guy. Also possibly Roger Goodell. I would actually welcome a surprise Hornswoggle run in at this point. Was Goodell caressing Big Show's nipple? Welp. At least it's over. There's that. 4/10 Almost everything about that show pissed me off.  |
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Post by November KS on Nov 27, 2013 0:21:46 GMT -6
Show rating is like a 2.
I think I liked about 4-5 things.
The Goat face dealio with Stinky Red and Strahan.
Strahan and Goldust.
Big E & Henry teaming. And killing Ryback/Axel
Punk/Bryan vs Wyatt Family & then Shield. Thought that whole thing was awesome. Hopefully there's not a ridiculous kidnapping angle coming up.
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Post by Danny Busch on Nov 27, 2013 10:34:48 GMT -6
I would be down for lcw getting kidnapped and getting dumped in a vat of lye to appease the Mexican drug lords gods.
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Post by November KS on Nov 27, 2013 11:07:40 GMT -6
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Post by November KS on Nov 27, 2013 11:41:31 GMT -6
NSFW!!So after some extensive research, I have learned that the brief blackout on RAW was not caused by the Scorpions, but rather was an Aksana nip slip. 
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Nov 27, 2013 12:37:33 GMT -6
That WWE logo covers it pretty well.
At least it wasn't a Tamina dong slip.
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Post by November KS on Nov 30, 2013 22:16:51 GMT -6
Don't we have a current, "WWE until......" thread going?
Anywho, TLC should be a match at Wrestlemania™, not a PPV.
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