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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 25, 2014 21:53:16 GMT -6
JOB OPENING: ASSISTANT TO ENTERTAINMENT MOGUL ON THE LAM
JOB REQUIREMENTS: KNOWLEDGE OF MUMBAI JIGGLE JOINTS. ABILITY TO ACQUIRE AND BURY LOCALS. GETTING OVER UNKNOWN ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY SUPERSTARS A PLUS. MUST BE GREAT WITH RELOCATED MIDGETS. WILLING TO RELOCATE.
SKILLS: WWE NETWORK. FAX. WWEAPP. *MORSE CODE*. WINDOWS. WWE DOT COM.
IF INTERESTED, CONTACT PETER.
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Post by November KS on May 25, 2014 22:04:03 GMT -6
If you stay out there long enough you won't have to worry about the feds discovering you 'cause Jeff Jarrett will. he's scouring the world for new talents ya know.
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Post by jwid on May 25, 2014 22:07:31 GMT -6
psh scouring the world would require leaving your couch. Double J is just cleaning out his camera claiming anyone he sees has signed.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 25, 2014 23:01:52 GMT -6
If you stay out there long enough you won't have to worry about the feds discovering you 'cause Jeff Jarrett will. he's scouring the world for new talents ya know. LOOK, PAL, I'M HUNKERED DOWN. I JUST NEED THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR. JEFF JARRETT COULDN'T FIND TALENT IF IT WAS MARRIED TO KURT ANGLE AND BEGGING FOR ONE OF THOSE GUITAR SHOTS. JEFF JARRETT IS LIKE SLEEPING WITH SUNNY. SEEMS GREAT FOR FIVE MINUTES, BUT YOU REALIZE YOU'VE MADE AN UNFORTUNATE MISTAKE. YES, JEFF JARRETT'S PROMOTION WILL MAKE YOU ITCH AND HAVE "OFF THE BOOKS" SPAWN. PETER GIGGLING LIKE A LITTLE AFGHANI CHILD. FUCK YOU. |
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Post by Optimisn on May 26, 2014 9:12:55 GMT -6
From just before WrestleMania XXX until now, Vince McMahon has lost around $842 million of on-paper worth, with around $360 million of that being earlier this month. Vince is still worth around $700 million.
One person that has been associated with Vince for a while noted that the mainstream media and business publication coverage of how much money he lost and about how he’s no longer a billionaire will drive him crazy. It was said that the actual loss of the stock money isn’t going to bother him.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 26, 2014 9:22:42 GMT -6
Getting ready to enjoy a nice day with the Family before flying to Tennessee later. Mom and Dad coming up to see the girls. Steph getting sundress on. Linda contemplating running for local school board president. Pop nowhere to be found. Zack Ryder doing job for youngest daughter. I'd like to thank those who served. And by served, I mean knew what was best for business and did the job to the Dad of Dads.
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Post by November KS on May 26, 2014 10:33:20 GMT -6
Getting ready to enjoy a nice day with the Family before flying to Tennessee later. Mom and Dad coming up to see the girls. Steph getting sundress on. Linda contemplating running for local school board president. Pop nowhere to be found. Zack Ryder doing job for youngest daughter. I'd like to thank those who served. And by served, I mean knew what was best for business and did the job to the Dad of Dads.  |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 26, 2014 13:26:23 GMT -6
Getting ready to enjoy a nice day with the Family before flying to Tennessee later. Mom and Dad coming up to see the girls. Steph getting sundress on. Linda contemplating running for local school board president. Pop nowhere to be found. Zack Ryder doing job for youngest daughter. I'd like to thank those who served. And by served, I mean knew what was best for business and did the job to the Dad of Dads. I GO ON THE LAM FOR FIVE DAYS AND LINDA GETS DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR AGAIN. WHAT ELSE IS NEW? HMPF. |
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Post by November KS on May 28, 2014 17:12:18 GMT -6
WWE Countdown -Top 10 - Greatest Factions: #10 The Heenan Family #9 The Dangerous Alliance #8 Nation of Domination #7 The Corporation #6 Hart Foundation #5 Evolution #4 Four Horsemen #3 NWO #2 The Brood #1 D-Generation X Seems legit.  |
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Post by jwid on May 28, 2014 17:16:55 GMT -6
I think you typed those in backwards
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Post by Optimisn on May 28, 2014 21:42:56 GMT -6
WWE Countdown -Top 10 - Greatest Factions: #10 The Heenan Family #9 The Dangerous Alliance #8 Nation of Domination #7 The Corporation #6 Hart Foundation #5 Evolution #4 Four Horsemen #3 NWO #2 The Brood #1 D-Generation X Seems legit. I did one of my pass out watching or listening to wrestling deals. I woke up, and they were announcing The Brood as number two. I assumed it was a dream. When I realized it was real, one of my new life goals became watching this episode with Flair. Drunk. |
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Post by November KS on Jun 3, 2014 15:02:51 GMT -6
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Post by cij79 on Jun 5, 2014 10:41:22 GMT -6
The fucking brood was the 2nd greatest faction? The Four Horseman group that had Mongolia in it was a better overall group. WTF
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Post by Danny Busch on Jun 10, 2014 19:10:58 GMT -6
They fixed my password/login!!!! They were super nice and fast with it too. My dumbass forgot the "m" on the com of my email address.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 10, 2014 19:46:53 GMT -6
Enjoy. I highly recommend the Legends of Wrestling episodes under Vault.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 10, 2014 20:06:26 GMT -6
Yep all of those are great.
Especially the ones with Mike Graham.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 10, 2014 23:47:06 GMT -6
Today's Countdown was best trash talkers.
10. Macho Man Randy Savage
9. Superstar Billy Graham
8. Chris Jericho
7. Bobby Heenan
6. Ric Flair
5. Roddy Piper
4. Jake Roberts
3. The Rock
2. CM Punk
1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Hard to argue but it seems like Flair and Heenan should be higher.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 24, 2014 23:16:29 GMT -6
Watched the Von Erich documentary on the Network again.
I remember watching WCCW as a yute but it was interesting to see how crazy hot that promotion was.
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Post by November KS on Jun 24, 2014 23:19:30 GMT -6
Watched the Von Erich documentary on the Network again. I remember watching WCCW as a yute but it was interesting to see how crazy hot that promotion was. It was the greatest/hottest/most dramatic/realistic wrestling promotion that I've ever seen to date. Pretty sure it will remain that way. |
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 24, 2014 23:25:54 GMT -6
The more I've thought about it, I think watching late night WCCW syndication is what made me a wrestling fan before Vince. I remember being so pissed when they go to the main event, only to say it will be on the following week. I was still hooked.
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Post by November KS on Jun 24, 2014 23:46:13 GMT -6
It was just the best. Never, and I mean NEVER, did I see a bullshit puke angle or any other unrealistic thing happen. It was just dudes and egos that wanted to beat the hell out of each other.
The Von Erichs were SO over down there (I hated them) that it just made everybody else as well.
What I most remember was the Freebirds, the 20 Von Erichs, Chris Adams and Gino Hernandez, Bruiser Brody, Gary Hart, the Missing Link, the One Man Gang, Kamala, Kabuki or whoever it was that spewed the green mist, the occasional Ric Flair, the Sportatorium, a Garvin or two, and about 30 others I can't remember at the moment.
Oh gosh it was good.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 24, 2014 23:51:26 GMT -6
It was just the best. Never, and I mean NEVER, did I see a bullshit puke angle or any other unrealistic thing happen. It was just dudes and egos that wanted to beat the hell out of each other.The Von Erichs were SO over down there (I hated them) that it just made everybody else as well. What I most remember was the Freebirds, the 20 Von Erichs, Chris Adams and Gino Hernandez, Bruiser Brody, Gary Hart, the Missing Link, the One Man Gang, Kamala, Kabuki or whoever it was that spewed the green mist, the occasional Ric Flair, the Sportatorium, a Garvin or two, and about 30 others I can't remember at the moment. Oh gosh it was good. Bitter. |
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Post by November KS on Jun 24, 2014 23:59:52 GMT -6
 I'm not bitter but I want to know what exactly was the relationship between Gary Hart and Court Bauer. The other absolutely incredible fed that I ever saw was that Windy City deal on like channel 44 or something like that. I was waaaay young but it seemed like Dick The Bruiser and to a lesser extent The Crusher were pretty much the focal point. No bs/unrealistic stuff but lots of blood was pretty much it's M.O. if I remember correctly.
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Post by Optimisn on Jun 25, 2014 0:51:23 GMT -6
I'm not bitter but I want to know what exactly was the relationship between Gary Hart and Court Bauer. The other absolutely incredible fed that I ever saw was that Windy City deal on like channel 44 or something like that. I was waaaay young but it seemed like Dick The Bruiser and to a lesser extent The Crusher were pretty much the focal point. No bs/unrealistic stuff but lots of blood was pretty much it's M.O. if I remember correctly. Couple things here. I've never heard any stories about Gary Hart with rats, or being married. That doesn't mean a thing. Seriously. Just saying. I'm not trying to do an age thing, but Windy City was kind of the shits by the time I found it. Heyman might have booked for a moment before I went to a show. However, I did experience one of my greatest wrestling moments. I was probably eleven/twelve, and one of my neighbors told me he worked with a pro wrestler. I didn't believe it. I met the guy, and saw him in a battle royal a couple months later. I was sitting on the floor, and when he got tossed, his head hit off my knee. Looking back, I'm sure it was by design because he said hi to me, and I said hi back. Hadn't thought about that for some time. Just found some new damage, so I might be keeping a Keeping Score schedule tonight. Fuck. |
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Post by cij79 on Jun 25, 2014 7:40:57 GMT -6
Bobby the Brian was voted the number one manager of all time. There is still some hope for humanity left.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 25, 2014 11:51:38 GMT -6
I hate Bobby Brian.
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Jun 25, 2014 12:09:27 GMT -6
Bobby the Brian was voted the number one manager of all time. There is still some hope for humanity left. There was until this post. I'm sure when you and Jamison hangout, you just eat Cheetos and talk about me. |
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Post by jwid on Jun 25, 2014 13:48:15 GMT -6
Bobby the Brian was voted the number one manager of all time. There is still some hope for humanity left. The humanoids recognize greatness. |
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Post by jwid on Jun 25, 2014 13:49:22 GMT -6
Wait... who the hell is Brian?
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Post by cij79 on Jun 26, 2014 10:42:45 GMT -6
Lol fml
Brain
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