Optimisn
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Post by Optimisn on Dec 9, 2013 13:21:22 GMT -6
I'll be watching the Bears.
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Post by November KS on Dec 9, 2013 14:01:56 GMT -6
Liar
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ghostrider
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Post by ghostrider on Dec 9, 2013 14:37:56 GMT -6
Watch RAW on Monday? Haven't done that in YEARS.
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Post by November KS on Dec 9, 2013 14:44:48 GMT -6
Wait, is this the "Go Home" show again? Didn't they do a "theme" based RAW before the last PPV as well?
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Post by Bobby Heenan on Dec 9, 2013 19:16:06 GMT -6
I really wish Summer Rae would lose my number. I know it was good for her. She doesn't need to tell me all the time.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 9, 2013 22:06:02 GMT -6
Either the plan is for HHH to win both championships on Sunday or Hunter is a better actor than he showed in The Chaperone.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 9, 2013 22:12:53 GMT -6
Cena needs a rub from Daniel Bryan.
Times have changed.
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 0:12:00 GMT -6
Glorious evening. Split in cribbage 1 match apiece. (3-0 bad guys, 2-1 good guys) no skunks. But the best part was that I was taking on cribbage dude in our fantasy football league also. Trailed going into the night by 18.5 points, and the wondrous Tony Romo at the helm. Touchdown Tony score me a phat 20 points, and good ol' KS won the matchup 98.5 to 97.00. Cribbage dude was NOT happy. I think cribbage chick was cool with it though. Not sure what that was all about. Anywho, moving on to the semifinals. But without Gronk. Already picked up Pitta. I'm almost in a good mood. Let's hope RAW doesn't change that! Tony Romo has moved onto my all time favorite quarterback list: 1. Aaron Rodgers 2. Brett Favre 3. Bart Starr 4. Lynn Dickey 5. Don Majkowski 6. Matt Flynn 7. Rich Campbell 8. Fran Tarkenton 9. Tony Romo 10. Dan Fouts  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 0:17:06 GMT -6
I love you Tony Romo. BURLINGTON, WI!!!!! What a beautiful man. Can't play in prime time, cold weather, or December. Pffft. You're a bad, bad man, Tony Romo. Bad. Love it. 10/10  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 0:27:35 GMT -6
I want you guys to pass this along to the propers. Pro tip: TRADE CUTLER FOR A DRAFT PICK. KEEP MCNOWN. Seriously. I think he's better than Jay anyways. Why pay Jay $15-20 million per, just to be worse? Keep Cade, trade Cutler, draft a qb in the 1st or 2nd round. You heard it here first. You're welcome. DANIEL BRYAN VS FANDANGOWow, I guess they really did bury Bryan.  You gotta think Brie is gonna get involved, no? If they're stooping to the level of having this match, they'll easily bring Brie into this situation. Maybe the Wyatts will kidnap Brie, leave her out in the parking lot, and then she'll inexplicably still be missing by next Friday. If Brie and Summer started doing the lickity split, I'd think you'd get a 15 share for that quarter hour. commercial..... REALLY? COMMERCIAL? I don't know why they're even having this match, but Bryan should've buried Fandango within a half minute. This is insulting. |
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 0:54:46 GMT -6
"Stay tuned for a sneak preview of Madea's Christmas after RAW." I'd rather go outside naked. Purposely fall on the ice and smash the fuck out of my face. Then pass out and freeze to death. Or maybe even live but get a really bad case of gang green on my manhood. Bryan is so ridiculously over. He over does the "YES" dealio to the max, but gets a massive reaction every time. Same way I do with Summer Rae. THEY'RE HERE!! I love the Wyatts. Is anybody even in a TLC match at TLC? 3/10 Way too much time give to Fandango.  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 1:03:46 GMT -6
LAWLER IS WITHOUT HIS SHITTY SHIRT BUT BOOKER T STILL LOOKS LIKE LUCILLE BALLOh God. ghostrider is creaming like a mofo. It's the New Age Outlaws. Don't adjust your tv's. You are NOT at the Hollywood Casino in Joliet right now. Billy looks like that shitty orange wrapped candy you get at Halloween and throw away.  The Titus puking deal needs to stop. What in the mothereff is this Cobra thing with Santino? Wow, that's lame. I'd say the "LOL Moment" should be the Rock/Vickie thing. I'd slam Vickie right in the forbidden foyer. Speaking of lame, Santino is in action next. commercial
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 1:19:18 GMT -6
SANTINO, WHO IS NOT ON THE TLC CARD IS OUT WITH AN ENTRANCE VS. SANDOW WHO IS ON THE PPV CARD BUT NONETHELESS STILL DIDN'T GET AN ENTRANCEOh wait, let's interupt the match for a second to give you the LOL Winner. Rock/Vickie. Told ya. I would destroy Vickie's sphincter. Do female's have sphincters? Well if they do, Vickie's would be considerably larger after a night with good ol' KS. Why is Sandow wrestling Santino? If Sandow beats him, I don't want to order the PPV. If Sandow loses to him, then I REALLY don't want to order the PPV. Not a chance in hell Big E loses to Sandow at TLC. 2/10 Awful. They're gonna have to launch Santino. He's no longer a legitimate competitor in absolutely any match, and worse, he's no longer funny. 
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 1:26:51 GMT -6
THE SHIELD IS OUT TO PRESENT SOMETHING AND BE INCREDIBLY AWESOME
Double Cross Of The Year
Wow, Ambrose cut off Reigns a little bit there. Please don't break them up already. No reason this can't go on AT LEAST another year.
Double cross should go to Mark Henry, but they'll probably give it to Shawn since he's major butt buddies with HHH.
The Mark Henry retirement dealio was the goods.
Oh shit. I guess the H is nominated too. All bets are off.
DEION KINGSTON VS. THE MIZ AFTER THIS NEXT COMMERCIAL. CAN'T WAIT. WE GO TO COMMERCIAL WITH JBL SAYING "BOOM" "BOOM" "BOOM". WHAT AN IDIOT.
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 1:43:04 GMT -6
Do York Peppermint Patties suck? I'm nearly positive that they do. Can't remember. Did anybody ever go to that natural spring in Yorkville? I was gonna go there with Italian Female but I thought she was gonna drown me somehow. Whoa, now Reigns interrupted Ambrose. So Shawn won the double cross. Is that for his eyes or that match he was in? Sorry, that was lazy. Miz didn't get an entrance. Thank God. And this epic feud rolls on. Can't wait the next 29 matches between the 2. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2/10 TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 1:47:25 GMT -6
Eve Torres? Am I drunk or have we not seen her for like 2 years? Or both?
She doesn't look as hot as before.
Oh wait. Just got a full body shot. Yes she does.
If Eva didn't have Sheamus's hair, I'd think about it.
Well, I guess AJ should be the runaway winner for Diva Of The Year, no?
Rey is out. Hopefully he blows out a knee. Or worse.
commercial
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 1:54:20 GMT -6
They're so full of shit. If they really only wanted one unified title holder, they'd only hang one belt above the ring.
Wow. The Bellas won?
Bellas are bad on the mic. Are they any good on Total Divas?
8-MAN TAG: RHODES, CRYBABY, AND HORNSWOGGLE VS. RYBACK, AXEL, LISPY AND THE SWINGER
commercial (probably the best thing that ever happened to this match)
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 10, 2013 7:06:26 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2013 19:35:40 GMT -6
Its never good when the crowd is the best part of the show. I'm on the brink on being done with this shit yet again.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2013 19:49:26 GMT -6
Just finished the show and you know its bad when Cena had the best in ring promo of the night...it was actually pretty good.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Dec 10, 2013 21:54:25 GMT -6
Was it really as bad as this recap??  Very sad state of wrestling. Sucks. |
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 22:22:02 GMT -6
Ok where was I? Oh yeah, Hefty Bag and friends. If Swagger switched places with Mayock in the Thursday Night Football booth, would you even notice the difference? My gosh does Axel dis-interest me. I think with the attention they're giving tag teams, and 6 man tags, and 8 man tags, and 14 women tags, are we almost certain to see 20 on 20 tag matches in the not so distant future? Hefty Hornswoggle hits the ultra fake rope move and gets the pin. 5/10 Ok well, lots of action I suppose. The best part - if there was a best part - was Axel taking the loss.  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 22:42:00 GMT -6
I wonder how hard Lawler pushed to be able to wear his Affliction shirts last night. Shawn Michaels is a couple months away from joining Duck Dynasty. SUPERSTAR OF THE YEARShouldn't this pretty much be at the end of the show? OK, I guess they're not announcing it yet. First we're getting a Sin Cara match. Well this is a treat. They better not have the mood fucking lighting again tonight. last night. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!  Oh wait, wait, now they are gonna announce the SOTY. (I wouldn't leave Sin Cara standing in the ring too long. Dude will have a broken leg by the time they show him again) Daniel Bryan wins Superstar of the Year. JBL: "I think this is an upset" Cole: "I agree" Why don't they just knock this shit off. NOBODY buys that Bryan is some sort of underdog. We ALL see him as a main eventer. It's just goofy to even act otherwise at this point. "HBShizzle" Fuck it, I'm going home. Wait I am home. I've grown quite fond of Starbucks coffee by the way. Ok well that was awkward. Let's get back to the epic Sin Cara/Del Rio match. DAMMITT!! Still doing the mood lighting. Had to just check my pulse. Somebody has a "Another Botch" sign. Are you friggin serious? We're going to commercial? Just end this crap. |
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 23:13:44 GMT -6
I waited out the commercials. Figured they'd be better than the match. Somebody as shitty as Sin Cara, no matter how many people play him, doesn't deserve special lighting or this many chances. It's befuddling to me. I think Jillian Hall's boyfriend beat her up. ALLEGEDLY. She says it was the stairs. Go to Twitter and make your own mind up. I can't believe I'm gonna say this but Del Rio's tats are significantly better than that big ass ink blot somebody spilled on Sin Cara. My gosh, even his tat is botched. Sin Cara with the COMPLETELY MISSED swanton on Alberto for the win. With JBL screaming "He hit it"!! 3/10 No reason  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 23:20:19 GMT -6
Prime Time Players are out, well one of them anyways, and JBL chimes in with the "Millions of Dollars" chant about 15 times.
FAN PARTICIPATION AWARD
And with zero explanation, we're back to commercial.
I'm flabbergasted.
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 23:30:45 GMT -6
Daniel Bryan wins again with the YES!! YES!! YES!! thingy. His real prize though is Brie. So like 2 years from now, will we regret this YES!! stuff much like we did with the WHAT? crap? Welp, we made it long enough for the Funkadactyls to come out with their new 3D glasses and the two fatty fucks followed. And we're back to commercial. I'm going out to the garage to saw off my little toe pinkie dealio. I can't imagine it's that important in the general course of things plus it will really spice up this night a little bit.  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 10, 2013 23:57:00 GMT -6
Can't wait to go on 411Mania when I'm done with this and see how Larry Cszonka overrated every damn segment like he usually does.
He may as well hand that column over to Mercury Morris. It sucks almost as much as that joke just did.
KOKO B WARE VS THE FUNKASAURUS
Well damn. I didn't even get done typing that header and B. Ware already lost. That was like 20 seconds.
Welcome to the E, Koko!!
1/10 Broadus is turning and proclaiming himself to be a main event playa. Which is certainly awful but HAS to be better than what he was previously doing. No?
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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 0:04:10 GMT -6
I don't know what Slammy this is but AJ should be the runaway winner. Which probably means they'll give it to Steph. CM PUNK IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING BUT WILL PROBABLY BE INTERRUPTED BY ANOTHER COMMERCIAL AND THEN BACK TO THE SLAMMY INSULT OF THE YEAR PRESENTATIONSee? commercial This format is horrific. Between this format, WAY too much JBL, and using every suck ass wrestler on the roster, I've lost the will to live.  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 0:22:25 GMT -6
Punk vs. Ambrose. If they were smart they'd let this go a good 20 minutes. But they're not, so they won't.
And back to the presentation. SEE? Oh golly, and it's Steph. SEE?
I feel yucky.
I bet Lil' Naitch just cleans up on all the women that the wrestlers turn down when they're on the road.
Still don't understand the handicap match. If Shield wins, they're supposed to. If Punk wins, Shield looks weak as all get out. I really hope they're not using this as a point to turn Reigns. Unfortunately, that's about the only thing that makes sense at this point.
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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 0:54:37 GMT -6
Can't wait to hear The L.A.W. after this Sunday's PPV. Another commercial  |
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