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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 1:07:37 GMT -6
I love the match up but my goodness, that's like the 3rd commercial during this match.
And there's a part of me completely distracted by the teased Reigns turn, so I'm always watching for bits and pieces of that too. It's such a mistake if they do it. They'll hotshot Reigns to the moon, and this time next year he'll be dancing with Broadus Clay.
Is Ambrose even a champion still? Does it suck that I even have to ask that? Maybe y'all already knew that answer and it's just the Calvert confusing me. I suppose that's a distinct possibility.
Reigns has some really cool tats.
I wanna party with johngy.
This match could easily headline Wrestlemania™
8/10 This is how you do it.
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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 1:18:15 GMT -6
Was Bob Backlund normal back in the day? I'm pretty sure I remember him in AWA, and I thought he was just quiet and quite nondescript. Wasn't he an amateur wrestler, probably out of Minnesota or something? Hold on, going to look....... Close enough. High school in Minnesota and then moved on to wherever. But I just don't remember him being just a weird mofo. I bet Mehmut Okur smells better than Mick Foley. So what stupid Slammy is this? This whole deal is embarassing. I think it's the Extreme Moment Slammy. Which means I'll pick the right one, but it'll end up being one that is associated with Triple H/Authority. Ok, I can tell you already that they're going to give it to Ryback. Should be the Punk/Heyman moment, except I think most of us were pissed by then and half of us missed it. Maybe Ryback really does deserve this.  Whatever, we have a match to get to.  Commercial Why am I even doing this? Am I in the tunnel? Are you in the tunnel? Is Madea in the tunnel?  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 1:52:34 GMT -6
THE USOS COME OUT TO THEIR AWFUL, AWFUL ENTRANCE AND THEY WILL FACE THE SMELLY WYATTS
Oh wait, hold on. Mick Foley is back to present the Slammy which will obviously go to Ryback.
PUNK!!!!!
Punks nipples are bursting out on HD right now. I realize it's weird that I noticed that.
Anywho, here comes the goat and stink brunette. (Who didn't get an entrance by the way)
And commercial...........
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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 2:01:53 GMT -6
So I'm starting to think that Vince, Triple and Steph just book things to see how much we will keep coming back besides shitting all over us time and time again. I mean, it never kept Brickhouse away. HEY, HEY!! I can't necessarily explain it, but I absolutely hate the Usos. 4/10 Interesting a bit but the match was incredibly short. Also further buries the Usos after their mini push. Still smart to put the Wyatts over like a boss thought.  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 2:09:05 GMT -6
Booker T in a bun introduces Bret Hart.
Is Bret Hart the epitome of "Tortured Soul"??
MATCH OF THE YEAR
This is already bullshit because we all know the match of the year should've been Punk vs. Lesnar.
They seriously need to replace JBL and Lawler. It's just too much. I attribute 47% of my current disdain towards the WWE because of the Mountain man and the dead man.
THE ANVIL VS. SOMEONE BUT OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL
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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 2:14:09 GMT -6
Wait, is Nate really coming out at like 9:50? How TNA cannot gain any traction against this company just stupify's me. Is that a word? No idea. Just makes me feel more stupider than usual. Oh wait, back to the Hitman. What is he announcing again? John Cena & The Rock? Fuck me with Terry Boers bowling pin. I feel like an asshole.  |
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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 2:17:17 GMT -6
Anvil beats the Man-a. Somewhere Tyson Kidd's hole hurts like a motherfucker.
0/10 Fuck Nate and fuck you.
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Post by November KS on Dec 11, 2013 2:58:09 GMT -6
80 PEOPLE ARE IN THE RING FOR SOMETHING. UNFORTUNATELY, REY MYSTERIO IS ONE OF THEMMaybe they're giving out a Slammy for most injured Superstar. Is Shawn Michaels pounding on some serious beef jerky? There's not a doubt in my mind that Orton has tasted cock at some point in his lifetime. I doubt Cena has, but I'm not saying it wouldn't have done him some good. What the hell is even going on here? Why is Hornswoggle wearing a Rey Mysterio mask? This is great. The only thing the crowd cares about is Daniel Bryan!! Fuck you Vince!!! Still a dumb PPV. TLC is a match - not a PPV. The crowd is KILLING this segment. Bret Hart would be awesome in something like Road to Perdition. Oh shit, is Cena shooting on Orton? Holy moly, this is a deal. Wow, Cena is KILLING Orton. I'm not a Cena guy, but this is A THING!! Damn. Took them til like the 10:15 mark, but they almost sold this deal. Oh shit, Triple H gets the last word. What a shitty RAW. 8/10 Awesome closing segment. Doesn't make up for the rest of the show. And Madea still sucks ass no matter how many times they show that commercial. 
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