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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 30, 2013 17:44:18 GMT -6
You ripped out my heart, you took everything I believed in and you flushed it down the damn toilet. You flushed my heart, you flushed my soul, and now it sickens me to sit back and see other people making the same mistake. You see, Keeping Score I've gotta to listen to my little boy say every day of my life 'Daddy, I miss CSFMB,' and I say, 'That's too bad son, because your dad traded in the Score670.com for a shitty copy on ProBoards. Your Dad traded in a chance to post with RPB, guaranteed fun, respect and the name on the dotted line of the greatest Admin in the world - to post for a scumbag who operates out of a little pissant trailer in Appleton.'
You don't expect me to be bitter? KS, when you open your heart, when you open your soul, AND IT GETS SHIT ON, it tends to make Peeps a very mean boy. And so, I'm saying to you - before I take these aggressions out on you - to look at your future and realize that the midwest life IS A LIE, that this banner above me is a blatant lie, that those 3 lost souls who sit there and type 'Thanks KS! Thanks KS! Thanks KS!', wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, you selfish son of a bitch!
And so I have got a moral obligation - you see Kid, I'm on the path of the righteousness and righteous men wield a lot of power. So if I've got to drag you BY YOUR FACE to that telephone call and dial collect and say, 'Hello bigfan, it's me, Peeps, and though I know I've burned my bridge, and I'll never be taken back with open arms - I've got a poster who would glady trade in his MSFMB shirt for a paper bag .' And Kid, just think of that sound in your ear when Uncle Scot says, 'Welcome home, Kid Cairo, welcome home.'
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Dec 30, 2013 19:47:14 GMT -6
I'd piss on KS. I mean fires are hazards and stuff.
Now whats all this aboot?
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Post by November KS on Dec 30, 2013 19:56:08 GMT -6
But what’s it really done, Speeps? Where have we really come to? Is this really, I mean REALLY the Midwest Sports Fan Message Board' when either one of us can go in and change the title at a moments notice?
Lying in a hospital bed in Germantown, watching my ear being thrown out into a garbage can, not being able to take it on the trip back because I don’t know the Germantown word for formaldahyde, and having a nurse walk into my room, looking at that piece of my body that’s laying in the bottom of the garbage, and saying “es ist alles ein grosser Witz”, which means it’s all a big joke.
That's pretty much where the problems started for Hawger and I.
Excuse me, I didn’t know, do you open up the lungs of a smoker and say “oh my golly, I thought smoking was supposed to be good for you?!” Do you open up Terry's Peeps non functioning liver and say, “oh I didn’t know that four decades of heavy drinking took this kind of toll?!” So if they show that much respect to the patients, then what made me any different?
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Post by Danny Busch on Dec 30, 2013 20:04:37 GMT -6
Penis Penis Penis, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina
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Post by PositivelyJackref on Dec 30, 2013 20:10:15 GMT -6
Very very lost here
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Post by Steely Don on Dec 31, 2013 15:04:24 GMT -6
What the fuck are you bitches babblin' about?
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Post by November KS on Dec 31, 2013 15:06:40 GMT -6
It's an ECW thing.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 17:36:06 GMT -6
I'm lost.
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Post by Optimisn on Dec 31, 2013 17:47:16 GMT -6
My head has also literally exploded trying to figure out what this is about.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 31, 2013 20:11:45 GMT -6
What the fuck are you bitches babblin' about? About how you touch yourself at night.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 31, 2013 20:13:28 GMT -6
I realized how much I hate that fucking Keeping Score.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 31, 2013 20:16:29 GMT -6
My head has also literally exploded trying to figure out what this is about. You're a smart guy. Figure it out.
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Post by November KS on Dec 31, 2013 21:48:27 GMT -6
I realized how much I hate that fucking Keeping Score. 1 person gets it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 22:31:32 GMT -6
Cactus Jack (Mick Foley) during his run in ECW asking "Uncle Eric" to let him back into WCW...got a lot of heat from the ECW fans
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Post by wiseguy on Dec 31, 2013 22:34:33 GMT -6
What the fuck are you bitches babblin' about? About how you touch yourself at night. You mean.....down there?
Is it always at night, or is a little "Afternoon Delight" mixed in?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Dec 31, 2013 22:59:51 GMT -6
I love Frank Drebin.
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Post by November KS on Dec 31, 2013 23:04:34 GMT -6
Fine. You were right. Jerk.
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