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Post by November KS on May 3, 2014 22:33:37 GMT -6
Still hoping they put Eva Marie with Sheamus for this upcoming rumored heel turn. I can't tell you why exactly it will work but I know it will. I'm usually right about wrestling predictions which is why I feel especially good about this one.
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Post by PositivelyJackref on May 4, 2014 5:36:28 GMT -6
Phew. I was completely agreeing with all of KS' wrestling thoughts on Batista and was getting worried. Then luckily he posted that gem about Sheamus and Eva Marie and now I can go back to dismissing his bad thoughts.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 4, 2014 7:54:27 GMT -6
Batista is worried about how he'll look when he comes back. That's cute. How did he look in January? Was there an over the top excitement for his return?
He should be glad the company lets him come back into high profile spots.
He ain't the Rock.
He's Mason Ryan.
Fuck you Dave.
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Post by November KS on May 4, 2014 10:19:56 GMT -6
Phew. I was completely agreeing with all of KS' wrestling thoughts on Batista and was getting worried. Then luckily he posted that gem about Sheamus and Eva Marie and now I can go back to dismissing his bad thoughts.   |
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Post by jwid on May 4, 2014 10:48:43 GMT -6
I don't know where you pulled that Eva Marie nonsense from, but speaking of divas being paired with sheamus, does anyone know how Rebecca Knox is coming along within developmental, I don't think I've seen her on NXT TV yet.
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Post by Optimisn on May 4, 2014 10:50:06 GMT -6
Batista is worried about how he'll look when he comes back. That's cute. How did he look in January? Was there an over the top excitement for his return? He should be glad the company lets him come back into high profile spots. He ain't the Rock. He's Mason Ryan. Fuck you Dave. I'd like to point out I was assisting, and at times leading chants of "Fuck You Skinny Jeans" in January. In a public place. "Skinny Jeans" not particularly referencing clothing, but a nickname for a member of Evolution. Not a Dave guy. I just understand the point. |
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Post by Optimisn on May 4, 2014 10:56:29 GMT -6
Still hoping they put Eva Marie with Sheamus for this upcoming rumored heel turn. I can't tell you why exactly it will work but I know it will. I'm usually right about wrestling predictions which is why I feel especially good about this one.  |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 4, 2014 11:11:11 GMT -6
Still hoping they put Eva Marie with Sheamus for this upcoming rumored heel turn. I can't tell you why exactly it will work but I know it will. I'm usually right about wrestling predictions which is why I feel especially good about this one. YOU KNOW SOMETHING PAL, YOU MIGHT HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF! HOW SOON CAN YOU BE IN NEW JERSEY? 33K/YR, BENEFITS, MUST BE AWAKE BEFORE 11 AM. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK. NO CATS. |
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Post by November KS on May 4, 2014 11:13:12 GMT -6
Jerks. The whole lot of you. They've been dropping hints for months. 
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 4, 2014 11:14:07 GMT -6
Jerks. The whole lot of you. They've been dropping hints for months. FIRED. |
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Post by Optimisn on May 4, 2014 14:40:19 GMT -6
I just thought of a way Batista could lose clean to DB at Payback and get his heat back when he returns.
Batista is announced for RAW after he's done with the tour. Couple months. Whatever. He walks out in regular clothes. He's also wearing a Bootista shirt that isn't kids size. He doesn't do the pew pew pew entrance either. He looks depressed.
The fans are booing, he quietly says "I know, I know!" But hear me out. When I came back, I had in my head that I was "The Animal" Batista. You know what, I did win the Royal Rumble. I didn't think Daniel Bryan was in my league. I lost to Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania. Me. At Payback, I lost to Daniel Bryan again. Crowd chants YES! Batista is nodding. This is tough to say everyone, because I love this business. Hunter told me I either start from the bottom, or retire.
Big Dave is breaking up a bit. This is tough. I've decided that......I decided that I.......KNOW EXACTLY WHY I LOST TWICE TO DANIEL BRYAN! BECAUSE OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU MUTANTS!!! I LET YOU GET IN MY HEAD. I KNOW I'M BETTER THAN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU YES! CHANTING, OVERWEIGHT LITTLE MARKS. (Rips off Bootista shirt) I AM "THE ANIMAL!" I'M DAVE FREAKING BATISTA! YOU KNOW WHAT?!? I AM GOING TO START FROM THE BOTTOM. I'M GOING TO SHOW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU I'M BETTER THAN YOU. BOO ME. BOO ME BITCHES. I'M GOING TO TAKE EACH OF YOUR HEROES OUT. I'M GOING TO WIN THE WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! I'M GOING TO DO IT TO SPITE EACH OF YOU. ALL OF YOUR FAVORITES WILL BE GONE. ENJOY IT.
Crowd goes crazy, MSFMB lets out a slow fart.
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Post by Optimisn on May 6, 2014 14:25:50 GMT -6
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Post by cij79 on May 7, 2014 9:49:31 GMT -6
Watched that yesterday and cried like a little bitch at home. My son came up to me wanting Oreos right before dinner and damn it I gave him half the box just to make him smile. That was a hard watch and it kind of gave me a new outlook on things concerning WWE. They might be assholes and i might think some of the workers are the drizzling shits but damn do they seem to understand that kids come first. That's part of the reason I can never hate on Cena.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 7, 2014 11:46:53 GMT -6
Hunter's best sell job ever.  |
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Post by Optimisn on May 7, 2014 17:49:43 GMT -6
FELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
New WWE United States Champion Sheamus was reportedly involved in a physical altercation with Sin Cara at this week’s WWE TV tapings in New York.
No other details are confirmed at this point except for that Cara got the better of Sheamus.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 7, 2014 18:21:32 GMT -6
Hunico don't take no shit.
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Post by jwid on May 8, 2014 1:06:39 GMT -6
that's no way for my united states champion to conduct himself. I demand the E strip him of the title immediately, and send them to anger management. That should transition nicely to the tag titles.
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Post by Optimisn on May 8, 2014 9:27:07 GMT -6
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST. David Benoit wants to be a wrestler. Bad idea, but I get it. So what is Smith Hart going to do? Exploit the hell out of it. Wow.
We noted before that David Benoit was scheduled to make his pro wrestling debut at a Hart Legacy event in July. The news was announced on Twitter by Smith Hart, Bret Hart’s older brother. It turns out David has never formally trained to wrestle and Smith was trying to convince him to do the show thinking it would help draw ticket sales and drum up a lot of attention.
After word got out about David teaming with Chavo Guerrero on the show, Chris Jericho, who is close to David, contacted the Hart Legacy promotion and wasn’t happy at all. Jericho was reportedly furious at the promotion for advertising David for a match because he hadn’t been trained yet. Jericho was reportedly very mad and tried to get the match stopped. This led to Chavo Guerrero canceling his booking for the event.
Smith Hart reportedly told Chavo that David had some in-ring experience and would be fine for their match. Smith then reportedly told Jericho that they were never planning on having David wrestle and that he would just be doing some kind of angle. Smith reportedly told David that that he still wanted him in a match and tried to convince him that he could get through it without training. It’s now said David’s booking for the event may have been canceled altogether.
We noted before that David spent at least some time at Lance Storm’s school in Canada. David actually enrolled in several training camps but never showed up on the first day and wasn’t trained. David reportedly asked Triple H and William Regal about being a wrestler years ago and they told him to finish high school first and recommended Storm’s school because it was near him.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 14, 2014 15:25:48 GMT -6
The financial and investment community jumped at WWE's stock late Wednesday, sending the stock price up six percent.
TheStreet.com attributed the jump to WWE potentially announcing a new TV deal with NBC Universal on Thursday.
According to the Wrestling Observer, WWE is set to make the announcement, which would occur at NBCU's annual "up front" gathering for advertisers.
This year, NBCU is combining presentations for all of their cable TV channels, which would include the current homes for Raw (USA Network), Smackdown (Syfy), and Total Divas (E!).
WWE CEO Vince McMahon said two weeks ago during the latest quarterly conference call with investors that an announcement could be "several weeks away."
WWE's stock price closed Wednesday at $19.35 per share after peaking at $19.90.
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Post by Optimisn on May 15, 2014 16:18:30 GMT -6
WWE is staying with Universal. New multi-year deal confirmed by both sides.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 15, 2014 16:24:15 GMT -6
CELEBRATING MY NEW MULTI-YEAR ENTERTAINMENT DEAL WITH A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF COLUMBIAN BOOM BOOM. HAIR IN PERFECT PLACEMENT. PANTS UNZIPPED. OFFERING A TOOT TO PAUL. PAUL UNINTERESTED. MUST BE AFRAID THAT NOSE WILL ABSORB MY 6 PM EASTERN SUPPLY. BILLIONAIRE WOOD.
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Post by November KS on May 15, 2014 19:32:00 GMT -6
Maybe I haven't been paying enough attention but is the E really calling them Team Oreo? Divas Champion @realpaigewwe 6m #TeamOreo kicked more butt tonight in #WWENewcastle!!!! pic.twitter.com/jXCh2XXSzi  |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 15, 2014 20:45:23 GMT -6
Maybe I haven't been paying enough attention but is the E really calling them Team Oreo? Divas Champion @realpaigewwe 6m #TeamOreo kicked more butt tonight in #WWENewcastle!!!! pic.twitter.com/jXCh2XXSzi lOOK, PAL, WE GOT THE NEW TV DEAL. WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THIS THING? #TEAMOREO #FUCKYOU |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 16, 2014 8:27:33 GMT -6
JUST DISCOVERED I LOST ABOUT THREE HUNDRED MILLION IN NET WORTH. I BET THIS HOOKER DIDN'T PLAN ON ME GETTING THAT NEWS. I'LL NEED A CLEANING CREW IN ROOM 4126 IN EIGHTEEN MINUTES. FUCK YOU, WWE UNIVERSE.
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Post by November KS on May 16, 2014 10:25:58 GMT -6
UPDATE x2: WWE Stock Down Over 45 Percent From Yesterday Posted by Larry Csonka on 05.16.2014 How is the stock doing? UPDATE x2: As of 11:50 AM ET, the WWE stock is trading at $11.36. That is down $8.57, and 42.9 % overall. UPDATE: As of 10:50 AM ET, the WWE stock has rebounded a little bit. The stock is at is at $11.54, which is down a total of $8.40 (42.14%). ORIGINAL: WWE stock closed yesterday at $19.93 and when the announcement was made about the new TV deal after the market closed, the stock dropped around $4 almost immediately. As of 9:50 AM ET, the stock is sitting at $10.75, which is down 46.01%. The company got around a 25% increase in TV rights fees, which on the surface sounds good, but the company continually stated that they were aiming to at least double the rights fees. Following the launch of the Network and various reports of the TV deal and "a rumored sale of the company" the stock hit $30. Read more at www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/322924/UPDATE-x2:-WWE-Stock-Down-Over-45-Percent-From-Yesterday.htm#IihdyWL46VVJeuDW.99Here's a Forbes piece on it: www.forbes.com/sites/maggiemcgrath/2014/05/16/wwe-slammed-stock-plunges-nearly-50-as-nbcuniversal-deal-fails-to-impress/ |
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Post by November KS on May 16, 2014 15:46:59 GMT -6
JUST DISCOVERED I LOST ABOUT THREE HUNDRED MILLION IN NET WORTH. I BET THIS HOOKER DIDN'T PLAN ON ME GETTING THAT NEWS. I'LL NEED A CLEANING CREW IN ROOM 4126 IN EIGHTEEN MINUTES. FUCK YOU, WWE UNIVERSE. $340 million to be exact, Vince.  |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 16, 2014 16:36:03 GMT -6
ON A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE. LOOKING FOR PUDGY JOEY STYLES TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED.
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Post by November KS on May 17, 2014 11:30:28 GMT -6
So I've read that some of the names being throw around for the HOF next year include Rock, Mickie James, Kevin Nash and Rikishi.
Does Rikishi deserve it?
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Post by jwid on May 17, 2014 12:40:38 GMT -6
So I've read that some of the names being throw around for the HOF next year include Rock, Mickie James, Kevin Nash and Rikishi. Does Rikishi deserve it? About a billion times more than Kevin Nash! Nash could never draw a dime from me, unless he wrestles Jeff Hardy, in Space, sans suits. (There, internet overreaction out of the way for the day. |
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Post by Danny Busch on May 17, 2014 13:34:40 GMT -6
Mickie James' porn career is not PG.
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