Post by Positivity Peeps on Apr 27, 2014 10:31:18 GMT -6
Will more than 7,000 people fork over $50 to watch a show that was put together one week before the PPV? I don't know, but I bet the Impact Zone is gonna be rocking Universal Studios tonight!
On to the card:
The X Division Championship used to be the gateway to the World Title. But that was so 2013. I have no idea what's going on in this Best of 3 Series, so I'll say Sanada wins. Because his name sounds like Sansa. And Sansa will probably have a big role on Game of Thrones tonight.
The Wolves won the tag titles on a house show and lost them the next Impact. The Bromans bore the shit out of me but I like the DJ Z gimmick with them. I'll say The Wolves win the titles again. Then lose them on a house show.
SOMEONE'S GOING TO THE FUNNY FARM MICHAEL! Samuel Shaw and Ken Kennedy will fight until someone is committed. Which is what anyone who orders this PPV should be, but I digress. Kennedy is about to win when Christy Hemme clocks him with a loaded Gucci bag and allows Shaw to win. With Kennedy out of the way, Shaw is finally free to sacrifice Hemme to the horror/delight of the crowd. Swig of water for the crazy man.
James Storm was the hottest thing in wrestling 2 years ago and Gunner was a part of TNA Security. Times have certainly changed. Gunner has gotten the better of their recent matches so Storm has to win. But he can't make the babyface say I Quit. Since TNA is so openly ripping off WWE, expect Storm to knock out Gunner and play a recording of Gunner saying I quit.
Herpes on a Pole match! Not really, but that's where both of these women will be in five years. I don't care enough about this to make up any funny scenario, so Madison Rayne will win.
Bully went from leading a biker gang hell-bent on destroying TNA to nearly setting Kennedy on fire to turning good guy. All in about 3 months. Bobby Roode has been the best thing going in TNA since his heel turn a few years back. Knux will come back from Katrina-ravaged Louisiana and blame Bully for his problems and cost him the match.
Willow does not work like a good guy so the best move is to turn him heel. Angle has EC3 in the Anglelock when Willow unleashes a dastardly umbrella strike the likes of which hasn't been seen in Orlando since that unfortunate incident with the Mary Poppins ride.
This is it. The main event. This highlights the moment TNA just stopped trying and took an eight month run by Daniel Bryan in WWE and condensed it into 2 hours. I don't think they'll take the belt off of Young this quickly so maybe EY wins with a rollup. After the win, Abyss comes out and lays out Magnus because why not.
That's TNA Sacrifice. I won't be watching and I'm pretty sure you won't be either.
On to the card:
The X Division Championship used to be the gateway to the World Title. But that was so 2013. I have no idea what's going on in this Best of 3 Series, so I'll say Sanada wins. Because his name sounds like Sansa. And Sansa will probably have a big role on Game of Thrones tonight.
The Wolves won the tag titles on a house show and lost them the next Impact. The Bromans bore the shit out of me but I like the DJ Z gimmick with them. I'll say The Wolves win the titles again. Then lose them on a house show.
SOMEONE'S GOING TO THE FUNNY FARM MICHAEL! Samuel Shaw and Ken Kennedy will fight until someone is committed. Which is what anyone who orders this PPV should be, but I digress. Kennedy is about to win when Christy Hemme clocks him with a loaded Gucci bag and allows Shaw to win. With Kennedy out of the way, Shaw is finally free to sacrifice Hemme to the horror/delight of the crowd. Swig of water for the crazy man.
James Storm was the hottest thing in wrestling 2 years ago and Gunner was a part of TNA Security. Times have certainly changed. Gunner has gotten the better of their recent matches so Storm has to win. But he can't make the babyface say I Quit. Since TNA is so openly ripping off WWE, expect Storm to knock out Gunner and play a recording of Gunner saying I quit.
Herpes on a Pole match! Not really, but that's where both of these women will be in five years. I don't care enough about this to make up any funny scenario, so Madison Rayne will win.
Bully went from leading a biker gang hell-bent on destroying TNA to nearly setting Kennedy on fire to turning good guy. All in about 3 months. Bobby Roode has been the best thing going in TNA since his heel turn a few years back. Knux will come back from Katrina-ravaged Louisiana and blame Bully for his problems and cost him the match.
Willow does not work like a good guy so the best move is to turn him heel. Angle has EC3 in the Anglelock when Willow unleashes a dastardly umbrella strike the likes of which hasn't been seen in Orlando since that unfortunate incident with the Mary Poppins ride.
This is it. The main event. This highlights the moment TNA just stopped trying and took an eight month run by Daniel Bryan in WWE and condensed it into 2 hours. I don't think they'll take the belt off of Young this quickly so maybe EY wins with a rollup. After the win, Abyss comes out and lays out Magnus because why not.
That's TNA Sacrifice. I won't be watching and I'm pretty sure you won't be either.
That's a great preview!
