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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 4, 2014 11:04:36 GMT -6
SITTING ON ONE OF THE MIDGETS IN A PRODUCTION MEETING. CHANGING THINGS. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DIRECTV?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 4, 2014 12:32:36 GMT -6
Pre Show: Torito vs. Hornswoggle in a WeeLC Match - I wish there was a title to hang low over the ring. If they use mini tables and ladders, I'll be a happy boy. Torito wins.
Cesaro vs. Swagger vs. RVD - Remember when Cesaro was going to win the IC title before the leaked Raw script? That made sense. A feud with RVD and Swagger does not. Cesaro will win and the big payoff will be the Big Swing on Zeb.
Xavier Woods and R Truth vs. Alexander Rusev - Drop In and Vincent Kennedy McMahon will appreciate this match for different reasons, though both will revolve around a pair of boobs. Rusev will win and no one will care.
IC Title Match: Big E vs. Bad News Barrett - The rejuvenation of Wade Barrett has been a pleasant surprise of late. Big E has been a forgotten man recently. Hopefully Barrett wins as we are reminded yet again that February is long over.
Divas Title Match: Tamina vs. Paige - Tamina gets her turn at the belt. Paige will be victorious with the Scorpion Lock.
Cage Match: John Vena vs. Bray Wyatt - This match makes zero sense in terms of booking with this feud. And that's because the Mania match finish was changed. Why else would Cena want a cage match? He already won. Cena has to lose this match to continue the feud until Payback. He probably won't though.
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan - This has been hampered by Bryan needing 2 weeks off post Mania for a honeymoon and a funeral. It sucks because this is honestly only number 3 on the list of matches I care about. Kane is a monster again who can't be controlled. Bryan will win and hopefully this will quickly be forgotten.
Evolution vs. The Shield - Batista's last PPV until SummerFest, expect the Shield to go over. Reigns pinning Hunter would show exactly how high they are on him.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 12:40:14 GMT -6
I think it would be a HUGE mistake, but I get a twitchy feeling about a Shield defector tonight.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 4, 2014 12:43:20 GMT -6
It'd have to be Ambrose right?
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 13:15:19 GMT -6
That'd be my guess, but pure speculation. I hope no one defects. They should stay together for at least another year. The stable should be treated like Horsemen where they can freely go after singles titles, but stick together.
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Post by randomone on May 4, 2014 15:37:23 GMT -6
Key thing to remember, the 6 man tag is billed as just a normal tag. No stipulations. They could do just a massive brawl ending in Skinny Jeans getting slammed through a table to write him off. Or Reigns spears him through the entrance area or something. HHH needs to take the pin at Summerslam if he does in fact face Reigns then. Old Man Flair needs to stay the hell away from this match though. I don't see a turn coming. Although Ambrose in a suit would be funny. Way too much left to do before they split them up.
Wyatt has to win, there's no way around it. We get a mopey Cena who questions whether he truly can find what it takes to beat the monster again the following month & have another few weeks of awesome Wyatt promos & garbage Cena ones.
Swagger/Cesaro/RVD is elimination rules, so Cesaro needs to beat both of them different ways. Having either Swagger or RVD win means nothing. Cesaro winning will allow Heyman to boast for another month.
Wee-LC will be adorable, no way around it.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 4, 2014 15:54:26 GMT -6
SITTING ON MIDGET NUMBER TWO FOR LEVERAGE AS I EAT THIS EXTRA LARGE CHICKEN SALAD. TEXTING THE CEO OF DIRECTV ABOUT MYSELF WHILE I REWRITE THIS EXTREME RULES SCRIPT. MIDGET NUMBER TWO SAYS HE WANTS TO GO OVER TONIGHT. THIS FUCKING GUY.
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Post by cij79 on May 4, 2014 16:01:39 GMT -6
Hmmm
I'll be around to watch it tonight but I'll probably miss the first match at least.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 4, 2014 16:35:09 GMT -6
NEW JERSEY MISTRESS GETTING FIRED UP VIA TEXT. EXPLAINING I'M THE TYPE OF GUY THAT CAN RUN A WWE NETWORK SPECIAL PRESENTATION/PPV SHOWN IN 390 COUNTRIES, KNOCK SATELLITES OUT OF THE SKY, AND STILL MEET LATER AT 197 CAMDEN, OUR FUCKPAD/TAX WRITE OFF. WHAT DOESN'T THIS BROAD GET? I HAVE MY OWN NETWORK. WOMEN.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 4, 2014 16:44:42 GMT -6
WHILE TELLING LINDA HOW THE DAY WAS GOING VIA TEXT, TELLING DIRECTV CEO TO GO FUCK HIMSELF VIA TEXT, AND TELLING NEW JERSEY MISTRESS TO GO TO OUR PALATIAL FUCK PAD/TAX WRITE OFF AND CALM DOWN VIA TEXT, I MAY HAVE CONFUSED SOME NUMBERS. FUCK ME. IT LOOKS LIKE PAPA BIG COCK IS PAYING FOR ANOTHER SENATE RUN. GOOD THING I'M A BILLIONAIRE AGAIN. DO YOU BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE?
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Post by Gorilla Monsoon on May 4, 2014 17:16:13 GMT -6
Tonight will be a night of EPIC PROPORTIONS! Tonight we will get to see the Irresistible Force Wade Barrett take on the Immovable Object Big E Langston! Its a battle of Good vs Evil! This place is gonna go BANANAS TONIGHT JESS! I can barely contain myself! Reminds me a meal I ate at Big Boy back in '77 after an event at Madison Square Garden. It was me and Stan Stasiak making a race to the only toliet in the joint. He beat me to it. I took a shit on the bathroom floor. Needless to say I never went back.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 17:18:35 GMT -6
Jesus, is this what we are in for all night?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 4, 2014 17:49:11 GMT -6
This WeeLC match is great!
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 4, 2014 17:50:00 GMT -6
AN ELBOW THROUGH THE LITTLE ANNOUNCE TABLE BY HORNSWOGGLE!!
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Post by Gorilla Monsoon on May 4, 2014 17:50:30 GMT -6
This WeeLC match is great! Will you stop!? |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 4, 2014 17:52:26 GMT -6
WEE-C-W!
WEE-C-W!
WEE-C-W!
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 4, 2014 17:56:06 GMT -6
Swoggle got screwed.
Torito wins with an ass plancha through a little table and the little ref counted the 1-2-3.
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Post by Danny Busch on May 4, 2014 17:57:11 GMT -6
The Network.....it has been.......purchased.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 17:57:50 GMT -6
The Network.....it has been.......purchased. The Network...it has been...cutting out. |
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 4, 2014 17:58:30 GMT -6
Nice.
Enjoy it.
The WeeLC match will have been better than 75% of the actual PPV card.
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Post by Danny Busch on May 4, 2014 17:59:30 GMT -6
can i go back and watch nxt matches? I need to get up to speed on the exotic express.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 4, 2014 18:00:00 GMT -6
Yes.
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Post by Danny Busch on May 4, 2014 18:02:34 GMT -6
last question......can i get this to work on my ipad?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 4, 2014 18:03:10 GMT -6
AT GORILLA. WATCHING BOOKER T PREVIEW MY SPECIAL PRESENTATION/PPV. KIDMAN SAYING HE "WONDERS WHAT TORRIE WILSON IS DOING" TO ME. LINDA IS TEXTING ON MY MOBILE PHONE ABOUT CAMPAIGN STRATEGIES. I WONDER IF MY DAD HAD DAYS LIKE THIS? FUCK YOU.
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Post by Bobby Heenan on May 4, 2014 18:06:04 GMT -6
This WeeLC match is great! Will you stop!? Why should he stop? The only thing funnier than watching midgets wrestle is watching Terry Taylor try to get over. How are you tonight you big dummy? |
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 18:08:51 GMT -6
No fucking around tonight. I like this for an opener.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 4, 2014 18:11:54 GMT -6
ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, GORILLA NOW SMELLS LIKE A FUCKING REUBEN SANDWICH WITH EXTRA MAYO. I HATE EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING PAUL HEYMAN. REACHING FOR MY CELLULAR PHONE TO YELL AT SOMEONE.
P.S. LINDA IS LOOKING AT EDUCATION REFORM. FUCK HER AND FUCK YOU.
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Post by Danny Busch on May 4, 2014 18:12:16 GMT -6
Yadi looks like LCW with all his fat and shitty tatts.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 18:12:31 GMT -6
HAHAHA, MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR! I love it.
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Post by Gorilla Monsoon on May 4, 2014 18:14:40 GMT -6
Why should he stop? The only thing funnier than watching midgets wrestle is watching Terry Taylor try to get over. How are you tonight you big dummy? Easy Brain. I'll have you escorted out of here again. |
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