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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 11, 2014 6:21:41 GMT -6
Be a good boy and call your mother.
And a very special thanks to all the single father's who act as both mother and father! You deserve super special praise now and in June.
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Post by Hawg Ass on May 11, 2014 6:58:45 GMT -6
Be a good boy and call your mother. And a very special thanks to all the single father's who act as both mother and father! You deserve super special praise now and in June. +1 |
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Post by PositivelyJackref on May 11, 2014 8:07:46 GMT -6
If our mothers knew what we posted here we would all have our hands washed with soap.
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Post by Optimisn on May 11, 2014 8:38:27 GMT -6
Be a good boy and call your mother. And a very special thanks to all the single father's who act as both mother and father! You deserve super special praise now and in June. I'd like to wish Ms. Ha, Ms. Ha, Ms. Clinton, and Ms. Dix a Happy Mother's Day. |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 10:34:03 GMT -6
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, LINDA. I'LL BE IN THE CITY. FUCK YOU.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 10:41:00 GMT -6
TELLING THIS NEW YORK DOORMAN ABOUT HOW TODAY CAN BE A DAY FOR US, THE PROVIDERS. DOORMAN NODDING. I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 10:46:13 GMT -6
TODAY, WE ARE ALL MOTHERS.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 10:54:03 GMT -6
TELLING STEPHANIE HAPPY MOTHER'S/WWE NETWORKTM DAY. STEPHANIE AT "BRUNCH" WITH COCK BLOCKER AND THE GRANDCHILDREN. RUBBING MY LEFT SHOULDER.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 11:04:11 GMT -6
TELLING MISTRESS OF SEVEN YEARS IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, SOME PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE A MOTHER. WHAT DO I GET FROM THIS DEAL?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 11:11:14 GMT -6
LEFT A VOICEMAIL FOR SHANE TO SAY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAYTM. IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 14:15:15 GMT -6
THERE'S A 96.5 PERCENT CHANCE I JUST MADE A SUNDAY AFTERNOON GIN PEDDLER A MOTHER. #GENETIC JACKHAMMER #WWENETWORK #FUCKYOU
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 14:27:26 GMT -6
OF ALL THE GIN JOINTS IN THE WORLD, SHE HAD TO WALK INTO MINE. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAYTM #STACYKEIBLER
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 14:40:54 GMT -6
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAYTM MIKE MCGUIRK. CHECK IS IN THE MAIL.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 15:01:52 GMT -6
TODAY IS FOR ALL OF US, THE MOTHERS. TONIGHT IS FOR ALL OF US, THE WHORES.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 15:39:28 GMT -6
TELLING LANA I'M A VLADIMIR PUTIN GUY IN A JIMMY CARTER WORLD. MASSIVE ERECTION.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 15:45:25 GMT -6
LOOK, PAL, I LOVE THE USA JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY. BUT THAT GUY DOESN'T HAVE THIS TYPE OF ACCESS TO ASS. I'M THE TYPE OF GUY THAT WILL LOVE THE USSR FOR A GOOD PIECE. IF NOT ME, WHO? #MOTHERSDAY #WWEAPP #WWENETWORK #LANA #FUCKYOU
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Post by Gorilla Monsoon on May 11, 2014 15:46:53 GMT -6
TODAY IS FOR ALL OF US, THE MOTHERS. TONIGHT IS FOR ALL OF US, THE WHORES. WILL YOU STOP!? |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 15:53:40 GMT -6
TODAY IS FOR ALL OF US, THE MOTHERS. TONIGHT IS FOR ALL OF US, THE WHORES. WILL YOU STOP!? LOOK, GINO, TODAY IS A DAY FOR LOVE. YOU CALL MY WIFE, I'LL SEXUALLY HARASS THIS LOWER MANHATTAN BARMAID WITH A REASONABLE PHYSICAL STRUCTURE. JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS PAL. P.S. DID YOU SEE EXTREME RULES ON #WWENETWORK? |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 15:54:39 GMT -6
SEXUALLY HARASSING SOMETHING.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 16:05:26 GMT -6
KNUCKLE DEEP IN THIS LOWER MANHATTAN BARMAID WITH A REASONABLE PHYSICAL STRUCTURE. TELLING HER ABOUT THE TIME I PLAYED SHORTSTOP FOR THE YANKEES WHILE RUNNING A BILLION DOLLAR ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY. TELLING HER THIS IS WHAT MOTHER'S DAYTM IS ALL ABOUT. THIS IS WWE. I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 16:16:45 GMT -6
TELLING THIS LOWER MANHATTAN BAR MAID I'M THE TYPE OF GUY THAT COULD BE IN HER ON A SUNDAY IN NEW YORK, AND BURY HER ON A MONDAY IN SOUTH CAROLINA. THAT'S JUST THE TYPE OF GUY I AM. LOWER MANHATTAN BARMAID WITH A REASONABLE PHYSICAL STRUCTURE, MOANING, UNPREPARED FOR HER FINAL DESTINATION. THIS IS MOTHER'S DAYTM. THIS IS THE WWE NETWORKTM.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 16:32:28 GMT -6
YANKING THINGS.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 16:36:46 GMT -6
THIS FUCKING GUY IS SO CUTE WHEN HE SPEAKS MIDGET. HOW ABOUT YOU SPEND LESS TIME WITH YOUR PIG LATIN ON THE TWITTER AND MORE TIME SELLING MERCHANDISE, REY? FUCK YOU. IT'S MOTHER'S DAY, A DAY WHEN WE ALL SHOULD SELL MORE MERCHANDISE.
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Feliz Dia De Las Madres para todas las mamas del mundo! Happy Mothers Day to all the moms around the world! 619!
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 17:14:12 GMT -6
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET BLOOD OUT OF A SLIGHTLY WORN FEDORA? #MOTHERSDAY
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 17:15:36 GMT -6
THROWING AWAY A RECENTLY PURCHASED FEDORA. #MOTHERSDAY #DNA #WWENETWORK
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 17:25:53 GMT -6
TELLING THIS LOWER MANHATTAN NEW YORK POLICE OFFICER "SHE WAS LIKE THIS WHEN I FOUND HER!" OFFICER QUESTIONING ME. I QUESTIONED "OFFICER RICK" WHO HIS FAVORITE #WWENETWORK SUPERSTAR IS. LOWER MANHATTAN OFFICER RICK SAID "CHRIS JERICHO" HMPF. THIS COULD BE A LONG NIGHT. GROWN MEN WITH INTEGRITY DON'T LIKE CHRIS JERICHO.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 17:32:53 GMT -6
IN HANDCUFFS. ON THE BLOWER WITH MCDEVITT. I WILL WIN. I ALWAYS WIN. I WONDER IF MY DAD HAD MOTHER'S DAYS LIKE THIS? LEFT WRIST SWELLING. #MOTHERSDAY #WWENETWORK #ABOVETHELAW
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 19:22:20 GMT -6
EXPLAINED TO THIS PRECINCT THAT TODAY, WE ARE ALL MOTHERS. FREE. NOT SURE THIS IS OVER, BUT FUCK YOU. #MOTHERSDAY #MCDEVITT #WWENETWORK #WWEAPP #PUSSYCONTROL #REPUBLICANPARTY2016 #FUCKYOU
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 19:34:13 GMT -6
LIMO HAS TAKEN ME TO PALATIAL CONNECTICUT ESTATE. RELAXING, TAKING IN GREAT ROOM. OFFSPRING AGES 42, 38, 45, 52, 19, 22, 1, 3, 19, 4, 19, 19, 3, 8, 19, 12, 19, 19, 3, 4, 5, 19, AND 8 ALL STARING AT ME. MAYBE THEY KNOW, MAYBE THEY DON'T. BUT THAT WOMAN HAD NO CHILDREN, AND SHE LIKED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THIS ROOM ISN'T BUYING MY "TODAY WE ARE ALL MOTHERS" LINE. THIS COULD END BADLY. LINDA, STARING. #FUCK
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 11, 2014 21:26:40 GMT -6
THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS.
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