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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 9:31:39 GMT -6
AND I'M IN A 26 YEAR OLD BLONDE WITH 34 D'S FROM THE DOT COM DEPARTMENT.
I'M GETTING RID OF YOUR CHAMPION.
PAUL WILL BE FEATURED.
THE DANCING SEGMENT IS BEING EDITED.
YOU WILL WATCH MY ENTERTAINMENT SPECTACULAR TONIGHT.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 19, 2014 9:38:40 GMT -6
Uh pop, there are no women in the .com department.
The WWE Universe is calling for it more Evolution and more Evolution is what they will get.
Bringing in ex-boyfriend of Paige for segment 12. I like where things are headed.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 9:50:50 GMT -6
I GUESS YOU'E BEEN TOO BUSY WITH THE FAMILY TO MEET HANNAH SMITHFIELD. SHE'S A WEB DEVELOPMENT PROJECT MANAGER. I CALL HER SWEET TITS SMITHFIELD. MAKE SURE THE PRODUCER ON THE DEL RIO MATCH DOESN'T LET HIM GET TOO MUCH OF HIS SET IN. FUCK THAT GUY.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 9:56:48 GMT -6
I'M IN LONDON!
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 10:02:46 GMT -6
MAKING WANKING MOTIONS WITH MY RIGHT ARM WHILE FIELDING INVESTOR CALLS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME? WHY CAN'T SOMEONE ASK A QUESTION ABOUT PROTEIN, OR FUCKING. MIX IT UP A BIT PEOPLE.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 19, 2014 10:25:33 GMT -6
Dad is really giving it to these investors. Luckily he is really talking to Malenko and Hayes. Having Barrios and Glenn deliver real talk. On Skype with Steph telling her to quietly sell more stock. I sense her reluctance. Mention it's for the girls. Caving in. Trans-Atlantic power plays are the best.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 13:08:37 GMT -6
AT GORILLA, HAVING TEA AND CRUMPETS WITH KIDMAN.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 13:09:30 GMT -6
SPITTING OUT A CRUMPET. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIMMICK?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 14:02:16 GMT -6
TELLING KIDMAN ABOUT THE TIME I FARTED IN FRONT OF QUEEN ELIZABETH.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 19, 2014 14:04:14 GMT -6
I'm the kind of guy who can convince All-American blonde from Florida to become Russian whore to fulfill my Brigitte Nielsen fantasy. Thanks pop.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 14:09:05 GMT -6
I'm the kind of guy who can convince All-American blonde from Florida to become Russian whore to fulfill my Brigitte Nielsen fantasy. Thanks pop. IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THIS WHEN I GET A LITTLE EMOTIONAL. I'M PROUD YOU'RE MY ONLY SON. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET A COUPLE LARGE CHICKEN SALADS AND FIND TWO OF THE FINEST WORKING GIRLS LONDON HAS TO OFFER AFTER THE SHOW? MY TREAT PAL. |
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Post by November KS on May 19, 2014 14:13:08 GMT -6
I'm the kind of guy who can convince All-American blonde from Florida to become Russian whore to fulfill my Brigitte Nielsen fantasy. Thanks pop. IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THIS WHEN I GET A LITTLE EMOTIONAL. I'M PROUD YOU'RE MY ONLY SON.  |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 14:22:26 GMT -6
DID YOU TAKE THIS PICTURE WHEN I MET YOU AT AN AXXESS DEAL OR SOMETHING? I'M CLEARLY ANNOYED MY YOUR PRESENCE. BUT YOU PROBABLY GET THAT ALOT. I HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL ENTERTAINMENT SPECTACULAR TO RUN HERE, GUY.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 19, 2014 14:25:11 GMT -6
Dad is running around looking for midget. Yelling for Little Tokyo. Torito and Swoggle scared. Fuckin' A man.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 19, 2014 14:47:57 GMT -6
Crowd chanting "This is awesome" at me. Reaffirming faith in WWE Universe. I'm best for business.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 19, 2014 15:06:09 GMT -6
Convinced Alicia Fox crazy woman gimmick was best for business. I know. I KNOW. She'll be primed for action later. You're welcome pop.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 19, 2014 15:10:02 GMT -6
Dad tried telling me Barrett was finished. Tried to convince me to make him a dancer. Listening to this crowd and seeing Vince stew. Feeling sorry for Alicia Fox later. Not really. A guy like me knows business.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 15:26:03 GMT -6
IN A STADIUM UTILITY ROOM HUNTING FOR MIDGETS. MY LONDON SUPPLIER CAME THROUGH JUST IN TIME. THE LONDON WHITE ISN'T QUITE WHAT I HAD AT HOME. BUT A GUY HAS TO DO WHAT A GUY HAS TO DO IN THE WILDERNESS. THE SHOW COULD STILL BE GOING. THE SHOW COULD BE DONE. WHAT'S IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW IS MY COCAINE INDUCED MIDGET HUNT. I THINK THAT'S OBVIOUS.
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 19, 2014 15:29:59 GMT -6
Only I can take a failed Indy wrestler and turn him into a British pop star with dancing bunny and guy in a green gimmick.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 15:33:38 GMT -6
Only I can take a failed Indy wrestler and turn him into a British pop star with dancing bunny and guy in a green gimmick. THAT BUNNY STOLE MY GIMMICK. PAUL, GET ME THAT BUNNY SUIT AND BRING IT TO THE EAST ENTRANCE POPCORN STAND. I'M ASKING THIS SKINNY BROAD WITH BAD TEETH IF SHE'S SEEN MY MIDGET. TELLING HER 'MY MIDGET" COULD BE CODE FOR MY MASSIVE AMERICAN ERECTION. |
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 19, 2014 15:39:10 GMT -6
The, ah, bunny suit is reserved. Only a guy like me can talk a girl like Emma into a mentally-challenged gimmick and then offer to get her away from the dopey Italian for a "favor". I'm sure you understand dad.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on May 19, 2014 15:46:35 GMT -6
The, ah, bunny suit is reserved. Only a guy like me can talk a girl like Emma into a mentally-challenged gimmick and then offer to get her away from the dopey Italian for a "favor". I'm sure you understand dad. LOOK, OF COURSE I UNDERSTAND SLEEPING WITH WOMEN WHILE PROMISING PROMOTIONS. WHO DOESN'T? BUT IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO MOW YOUR LAWN AT HOME, AT LEAST LET ME BRING MY MOWER BY. BY THE WAY, I BANGED THE POPCORN GIRL WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO BRING THE BUNNY GIMMICK OVER. WHEN YOU GIVE A GUY LIKE ME DOWNTIME, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN? |
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Post by Paul Levesque on May 19, 2014 16:36:37 GMT -6
Convincing Cena that having another man cradle his head while sleeping isn't gay. It's at worst bi-curious. Only a guy who knows business can make the fat Rotunda a star. Getting ready to find sister Abigail in Cardiff. Maybe I'll pick up a gift for Steph and the kids. Can't mix them up. Fuckin' A man.
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Post by Optimisn on May 19, 2014 17:19:04 GMT -6
Anyone watching this show aside from Vincent and Paul?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on May 19, 2014 17:24:50 GMT -6
I don't think so.
Although I might tune in at half of West Finals in NBA and intermission of NFL East Finals.
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Post by Optimisn on May 19, 2014 18:04:13 GMT -6
My goodness. Bray Wyatt is so great.
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Post by Steely Don on May 19, 2014 18:19:20 GMT -6
What did I miss in the first 18 minutes?
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Post by Steely Don on May 19, 2014 18:23:39 GMT -6
Nevermind ... forgot this was taped ... read only up the end of this match ... can't believe the New Hart Foundation joins the Heyman family .....
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Post by Steely Don on May 19, 2014 18:25:19 GMT -6
The last time WWE Raw was at the O2 arena, last year on April 22nd, the following awful card was offered up for taped viewing:
DM Zack Ryder defeated Heath Slater
DM Jimmy Uso defeated Michael McGillicutty
DM Layla and Kaitlyn defeated Aksana and Tamina Snuka
1 R-Truth defeated Antonio Cesaro (2:15 minutes)
2 Damien Sandow defeated Brodus Clay (3:25 minutes)
3 Dolph Ziggler defeated Chris Jericho (16:45 minutes)
4 Tensai defeated Cody Rhodes (4:33 minutes)
5 Big E Langston defeated Zack Ryder (1:45 minutes)
6 The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) defeated The Undertaker, Daniel Bryan and Kane (19:05 minutes)
7 Fandango defeated William Regal (1:40 minutes)
8 #1-Contender Match (WWE Divas Title) - Battle Royal - AJ Lee defeated Aksana and Layla and Naomi and Tamina Snuka (3:20 minutes)
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Post by Danny Busch on May 19, 2014 18:26:26 GMT -6
Where are they going with this Heyman/Cesaro thing? Heyman keeps using Cesaro to promote Brock.
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