Ask Kirkwood

1. If we decided on a Brewers game meet-up dealio, would you show up or pull out at the last minute?

Show Up

2. Speaking of which, would you show up or pull out of Avril Lavigne?

She seems very gross. Avoid her.

3. Whatever happened to Travis Hafner and is he on steroids?

Steriods.

4. Was Mark Price your childhood idol?

No idea who that was. I was a huge Bulls fan in my yute. I just like the Cavs bc they suck and are hopeless like the Cubs.  I hated them with LeBron.

5. Who do you like more: Packers/Browns, and Cubs/Indians?

Packers/Cubs.  I cheer for the Browns and Tribe when the other aren't playing.

6. Have you ever walked on the wild side in Wrigleyville?

No. But I have see unspeakable things in Boystown.

7. Do you like Jimmy Eat World?

Some songs.

A) Blonde
B) Brunette
C) Other
D) Indifferent

I like brunettes. But then sometimes I see summer beach blonde and think they're #1. I'll stick with brunette.

Favorite breakfast food?

I just finished a breakfast burrito. Whoever invented that is up there with Leonardo DaVinci, Isaac Newton and Eli Whitney in my book.

What possessed you to join any message board?

Allow me to spin a yarn. I started listening the WSCR in high school. We moved into a new house we began remodeling and restoring a lot of things with the house as it was stuck in the 70s (shag carpet, awful wallpaper etc) so I'd pop on WSCR and help my parents. I instantly got hooked to B&B and Murph. B&B used to my all-time favorite show. Appointment radio with all their stupid bits and yelling at calllers.  Dan yelled and lectured about Bears weather and other goofy things but it didn't seem mean-spirited.  Or maybe my memory is imaginary radio.  I was listening live when Rusty for Stickney came on!  Great times. Then I went off to college and stopped listening. I return to listening in during summers as I worked in a factory sitting in a chair sorting metal parts for 8 hours.  

After graduating college I got an office job as an accountant and sit in a cube for 8 hours. Mac mentioned this site and I logged in and enjoyed reading about shows I sat with for 8 hours.  Then B&B changed and became worse and that initially sucked me into to join and comment.  Now I've given up on them and just like posting about sports.

I had joined sb nation in 2009 or something but I wasn't really active. I just like reading their stuff. So my only two boards I comment is here and CSFMB. 

Now onto my main point I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you'd say.