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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 22:06:28 GMT -6
GUESS WHAT? I'M STILL BANGING THE FAKE RUSSIAN ON MY PRIVATE JET IN 37 MINUTES. WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING. HMPH. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T TRUST GUYS THAT DON'T GO THE EXTRA MILE WITH THEIR BODIES. FUCK YOU. I'LL BE FUCKING.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 22:24:07 GMT -6
IN TRAFFIC. CHICAGO CAN GO FUCK ITSELF. BY THE WAY, IF ANYONE PUTS THOSE PICTURES OF LANA'S RED HEELS DANGLING FROM THE TOP OF MY LIMO ON THE INTERNET, I WILL BURY YOU. ASK DOLPH FELLA. FUCK EACH, AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 22:47:19 GMT -6
LOOK, I'M A PATRIOT. SO I UNDERSTAND THIS DELAY, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN PLANE. DO YOU THINK SHE'S REALLY RUSSIAN, MOESHA? I SEE A BADGE AND A FIGHT. CAN WE JUST GET THIS DEAL DONE? UNLESS YOU CAN BRING BACK CM PUNK?!? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT?!? O'HARE SECURITY NONSENSE WOMAN MOESHA?!?! IF I CAN'T GET IT DONE....FUCK. YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T. MOESHA, LET'S GO TO THIS CHILI'S IN TERMINAL FOUR AND TALK. YOU, ME, AND THIS LANA DAME. SOUND GOOD?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 22:50:20 GMT -6
THE FUCKING PLACE IS CLOSED. WHERE CAN AN ENTERTAINMENT MOGUL CHAT ABOUT THINGS WITH A FAKE RUSSIAN BOMBSHELL AND A SECURITY AGENT NAMED MOESHA? I'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING! WHERE'S MY PLANE?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 22, 2014 0:04:09 GMT -6
CALLING ALL THE LADIES OUT! JOIN LANA AND I AT CLUB #WWENETWORK! RUSH AND DIVISION, CHICAGO, IL. CM PUNK MAY, OR MAY NOT, BE APPEARING. FEATURING: KID ROCK, FLO RIDA, ARETHA FRANKLIN, RAY CHARLES, AND NELLY. LIMITED SEATING. SHANE IS NOT INVITED. YOU WILL BE DENIED ENTRY IF HE'S WITH YOU. I HAVE TED ARCIDI WORKING THE DOOR IN CASE YOU GET CUTE WITH MY DISOWNED OFFSPRING, PAL.
P.S. BRING BROADS WITH HEAVY SHOULDERS, TIGHT LEGS, AND A WANT TO EXPERIMENT. THANKS. FUCK YOU.
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