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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 15, 2014 8:10:38 GMT -6
TODAY IS A DAY I CELEBRATE MY CHILDREN YOUNG AND OLD. SOME HAVE SUED ME, SOME I STILL DON'T KNOW. LOOK, IT WAS THE 70'S, THE 80'S, THE 90'S, AND SO ON. WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK TO GET A #WWENETWORK SUBSCRIPTION FOR DAD TODAY? THIS IS WHAT I CALL #GETAFEELSUNDAY. ENJOY THE HOUSE SHOW, AND FUCK YOU.
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Post by Paul Levesque on Jun 15, 2014 9:20:16 GMT -6
I remember a day back in 96. A day after the "Curtain Call" in the Garden. A day when I went from battling the Steve Austins and Undertakers of the world to wading in slop with the Godwins. I remember you telling me, Pop, that things would get worse for me but if I stayed with it and persevered that I would come back. Well I listened to you and took that advice to heart. And now a guy like me is second in command of a billion-dollar entertainment empire and married to your princess with 3 little girls of my own. Happy Father's Day to us.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 15, 2014 14:38:57 GMT -6
I remember a day back in 96. A day after the "Curtain Call" in the Garden. A day when I went from battling the Steve Austins and Undertakers of the world to wading in slop with the Godwins. I remember you telling me, Pop, that things would get worse for me but if I stayed with it and persevered that I would come back. Well I listened to you and took that advice to heart. And now a guy like me is second in command of a billion-dollar entertainment empire and married to your princess with 3 little girls of my own. Happy Father's Day to us. FUCK, PAUL. I'M TEARING UP LIKE A PATTERSON OVER HERE PAL. COME BY THE CABANA. I'VE GOT A POWER BAR AND A HUG FOR YOU BIG GUY. P.S. BRING THOSE STEPH PICS PAL. |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 15, 2014 14:41:22 GMT -6
TODAY IS ALSO FOR YOU, THE SINGLE MOTHERS. SOME OF WHOM I'VE CREATED. RIGHT NOW, WE ARE ALL SINGLE MOTHERS. WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT AND VKM WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU WITH AN INVITE TO THE COCK PARTY. INQUIRE VIA PM. FUCK YOU.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 15, 2014 14:56:31 GMT -6
IN THE VERANDA WITH PAUL. LOOKING OUT AT MY BUXOM DAUGHTER AND ALL OF MY LEGIT AND QUESTIONABLE GRANDCHILDREN PLAYING ON THE PROPERTY. TIME FOR STEAKS AND SOME FUCKING. WHO IS COMING WITH ME? I LOVE YOU DAD. FUCK YOU SHANE.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 15, 2014 15:48:28 GMT -6
REMINDING STEPH ABOUT THE TYPE OF LEADER I AM. I POST IN ALL CAPS. STRONG. I RUN THE SHOW. IF I DON'T LIKE YOUR THOUGHTS, I WILL PRUNE THEM ALL. ARE ALL OF MY THOUGHTS GREAT? YES. COULD I BE ATTEMPTING TO LOOK UP MY DAUGHTER'S DRESS. NO ANSWER. COULD A GUY LIKE ME GET A NEW TELEVISION CONTRACT ON FATHER'S/SINGLE MOTHERS DAY WITH RANDY ORTON AS CHAMPION. I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. FUCK YOU.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 15, 2014 15:50:24 GMT -6
LINDA, MEET LANA. LANA, LINDA. UGH. WE'LL BE IN THE CABANA, LINDA. THIS DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO RUN FOR SHIT AGAIN. GO IN THE HOUSE AND PLAY WITH THE GRANDCHILDREN. FUCK. I WONDER IF MY DAD HAD DAYS LIKE THIS?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 15, 2014 19:27:48 GMT -6
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN. THESE GRANDCHILDREN NEED TO KNOW THAT IF I BRING A FAKE RUSSIAN BLONDE IN THE CABANA, YOU GO EAT CAKE AND LEAVE GRANDPATM ALONE.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 15, 2014 21:34:55 GMT -6
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A NEW FUCKING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR FUCKING SENATE IN FUCKING CONNECTICUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS FATHER'S DAY, A DAY WHEN I CAN DIDDLE A FAKE RUSSIAN BLONDE IN THE POOLSIDE CABANA WHILE MY OFFSPRING, AND THEIR OFFSPRING, RUN WILD ON MY PALATIAL CONNECTICUT ESTATE? I GUESS I WAS NETWORK SUBSCRIBERS WRONG. BUT THAT ASS. #FUCKYOU
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Post by November KS on Jun 15, 2014 21:37:26 GMT -6
REMINDING STEPH ABOUT THE TYPE OF LEADER I AM. I POST IN ALL CAPS. STRONG. I RUN THE SHOW. IF I DON'T LIKE YOUR THOUGHTS, I WILL PRUNE THEM ALL. ARE ALL OF MY THOUGHTS GREAT? YES. COULD I BE ATTEMPTING TO LOOK UP MY DAUGHTER'S DRESS. NO ANSWER. COULD A GUY LIKE ME GET A NEW TELEVISION CONTRACT ON FATHER'S/SINGLE MOTHERS DAY WITH RANDY ORTON AS CHAMPION. I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. FUCK YOU.  |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 15, 2014 22:05:38 GMT -6
REMINDING STEPH ABOUT THE TYPE OF LEADER I AM. I POST IN ALL CAPS. STRONG. I RUN THE SHOW. IF I DON'T LIKE YOUR THOUGHTS, I WILL PRUNE THEM ALL. ARE ALL OF MY THOUGHTS GREAT? YES. COULD I BE ATTEMPTING TO LOOK UP MY DAUGHTER'S DRESS. NO ANSWER. COULD A GUY LIKE ME GET A NEW TELEVISION CONTRACT ON FATHER'S/SINGLE MOTHERS DAY WITH RANDY ORTON AS CHAMPION. I THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 15, 2014 22:09:50 GMT -6
PUSHING THIS TRIP TO CLEVELAND. WHY WOULDN'T I PUSH THE TRIP TO CLEVELAND? I'M AMAZED IT STILL EXISTS. CLEVELAND. HMPH. I'D LIKE TO SETUP A DEAL WHERE IT'S ONLY PAUL, STEPH, LANA, AND I ON THE PLANE. MANEUVERING. DARE I SAY "WHAT A FUCKING MANEUVER?" HAHA.
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Post by November KS on Jun 15, 2014 22:28:18 GMT -6
You have a potty mouth. I hope Lana pisses in it.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 16, 2014 7:06:23 GMT -6
You have a potty mouth. I hope Lana pisses in it. I HOPE YOU WAKE UP BEFORE 1 PM EASTERN. YESTERDAY WAS FOR US, THE FATHERS. TODAY IS FOR ME, THE FAKE RUSSIAN BLONDE DIDDLING MOGUL. DID YOU TELL THREE FRIENDS TO ORDER #WWENETWORK YET? YES? NO? GET ON IT PAL. |
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Post by November KS on Jun 16, 2014 14:14:07 GMT -6
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Post by November KS on Jun 20, 2014 11:02:06 GMT -6
Cranky Vince Twitter Account Back Online
Posted by Joseph Lee on 06.20.2014
The same account as before...
Only two days after it went offline, the Twitter account @crankyvince is back online. It was rumored that Vince McMahon found out who was behind it and had them shut it down. However, it's back up along with all of the tweets that had previously been posted.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 20, 2014 11:08:49 GMT -6
I'm afraid it'll be like the Z: True Long Island Story after WWE took it over.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 13:06:11 GMT -6
GO TO THE WALDORF ASTORIA AND ASK FOR JORGE. HE WILL TAKE YOUR BAGS UP TO THE ROOM. HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS. I'LL BE THERE AROUND 4 PM EASTERN. DON'T MIND THE METAL TORTURE DEVICE. IT'S FOR SOMEONE ELSE. FEEL FREE TO PUT ON THE LEATHER SUIT AND BALL GAG. I'M FINISHING UP THIS RAW SCRIPT AND I'LL BE READY FOR A ROUGH TYPE OF DEAL. DO YOU STILL HAVE THE BEAD GIMMICKS?
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 13:09:08 GMT -6
FUCK. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE MESSAGE. PLEASE DELETE. FUCK YOU.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 13:21:42 GMT -6
IN LIMO, HEADED TO THE CITY. THIS IS GOING TO BE A WEEKEND OF LOVING, DRINKING, AND KILLING. TEXTING PHIL TO SEE IF I CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 13:25:35 GMT -6
LOOK, PAL, I CAN BE IN CHICAGO TONIGHT IF IT MAKES THIS DEAL WORK. I JUST HAVE TO FINISH SOME BUSINESS. (SEX AND MURDER) WE BOTH LOVE WRESTLING AND STRANGE. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MARRIED ANY MORE THAN I DO. LET'S GET THIS COMEBACK STARTED. -VINCE
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 15:38:36 GMT -6
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, PHIL. WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GET BACK ON TRACK, I'LL BE HERE.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 17:32:01 GMT -6
HEY, PHIL, IT'S VINCE. JORGE IS CLEANING UP THE MESS. SHE'S DEAD. I'M ON MY WAY TO CHICAGO. LET'S GET A STEAK AND TALK ABOUT FATHERHOOD, PUSSY, AND WRESTLING. BE THERE IN 1 1/2 HOURS. K? -VINCE
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 18:02:28 GMT -6
TODAY, WE ALL ANNOUNCE WE HAVE IMPREGNATED A.J. LEE.
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Post by November KS on Jun 20, 2014 21:04:43 GMT -6
Wait, AJ Lee is pregnant?
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Jun 20, 2014 21:16:21 GMT -6
According to some dude on Reddit.
So probably not.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 21:29:24 GMT -6
According to some dude on Reddit. So probably not. LOOK, YOU CAN THINK THIS MARK. I HATE LEAKS. THAT'S HOW SHANE HAPPENED. I'M IN A SPECTACULAR CHICAGO APARTMENT RIGHT NOW. WE'RE BRINGING SOMEONE BACK ON BOARD, AND I'M CHASING A TINY PREGNANT GIRL AROUND THIS MAGNIFICENT JOINT WITH A BUTTERFLY NET. HOW DID ALL THIS HAPPEN? BECAUSE I'M ME. FUCK YOU. OH, AND FUCK RODDY PIPER WHILE I'M AT IT. |
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 21:59:25 GMT -6
I CAUGHT AJ!
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 22:00:21 GMT -6
I LOST AJ. TRYING TO SETUP A THREE-WAY DEAL WITH LANA WHILE PHIL LOOKS OVER THE NEW DEAL.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Jun 20, 2014 22:03:32 GMT -6
DENIED. FUCK.
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