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Post by Steely Don on Mar 21, 2016 16:50:31 GMT -6
Well, after spending a week that basically resembled Tom Cruise's eye surgery post-op period from 'Minority Report', I sort of have a working pair of eyes again, just in time to watch this schlock. I regret everything.
Let's see ... surely we'll hear from Undertaker, Shane, and Brock Lesner, right? No, probably not ... none are advertised for tonight. I mean, it makes sense since they're not really involved with the upcoming PPV, I forget what it's called ... must not be an important one though. They will, however, be making time for Zack Ryder ... maybe ... who knows anymore.
We'll definitely hear from HHH and Reigns though, because they're apparently main eventing the aforementioned unknown PPV in a couple weeks' time. I still stand by my hope that they have the intelligence to not make this the main even match, I don't care what anyone says. The only way they can have it close the show, put Reigns over, and make people cheer in some way is for a shmozy finish with the League threatening, only to be temporarily dispatched by Dean and then, at the last moment, Rollins. Beyond that, unless Owen Hart is resurrected from the dead, the only thing going over of any interest during that match will be a ham-like glaze over my eyes.
The Lariat will be announced for the HoF. JBL might pee himself live and in living color on the USA network. Not sure if those two things will be related; we'll have to wait and see.
Here's hoping that at some point the show is more entertaining than the Burger King hotdog guy's sales patter at the end of that commercial ... which is pretty entertaining, honestly.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 16:53:47 GMT -6
This sounds like a terrible Raw.
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Post by KS Grey on Mar 21, 2016 17:09:09 GMT -6
Group think has already started.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 21, 2016 17:31:58 GMT -6
Will Philadelphia give Reigns the same reaction he got in December?
Or will he get a 2015 Rumbel reaction?
Is Reigns using the entrance ramp a sign he is going heel?
Or is it simply easier to hide the boos that way?
Why am I asking so many questions?
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 21, 2016 17:42:55 GMT -6
I just randomly thought about something. Don usually averages about forty percent of his urine in the toilet. This week had to be a thing with no vision.
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Post by randomone on Mar 21, 2016 17:49:08 GMT -6
I'm more interested in who gets stuck promoting Burger King hot dogs than a majority of the actual Mania feuds. My money is on Swagger or Natalya.
Anyways, they'll have the music cranking up loud for Reigns & have commentators talk over the boos. Women & kids will cheer.
It's essentially a rerun, but it's not.
UFC's Paige Van Zandt will be on Dancing with the Stars presumably dressed all slutty, so I'm more inclined to watch some of that.
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Post by Positivity Peeps on Mar 21, 2016 17:54:31 GMT -6
Have the Hype Bros do it.
That could be their introduction to Raw.
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 21, 2016 18:02:19 GMT -6
I just randomly thought about something. Don usually averages about forty percent of his urine in the toilet. This week had to be a thing with no vision. I don't even have a response for that. So ... congratulations there Sapphire. |
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Post by Danny Busch on Mar 21, 2016 18:03:41 GMT -6
work it steph!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 18:05:09 GMT -6
I'm kind of ok if Philly shits on this show tonight if its terrible.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 18:05:19 GMT -6
but not by WHATing
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 21, 2016 18:07:21 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 18:09:10 GMT -6
Well if that wasn't a waste of 8 minutes of our time. Really?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 18:09:35 GMT -6
First RAW I am watching since I can remember. This is a terrible start.
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Post by Steely Don on Mar 21, 2016 18:10:07 GMT -6
I'm going to go to the can and drown myself in the remainder of the misaimed urine contained in and about the room therein.
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Post by Danny Busch on Mar 21, 2016 18:10:16 GMT -6
At least he still has the awful joe cool schtick down. How does creative think that works?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 18:10:23 GMT -6
AJ Styles vs Owens? Ok...you bought me for another segment.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 21, 2016 18:14:08 GMT -6
Well if that wasn't a waste of 8 minutes of our time. Really? You need to start thinking about what would happen if Stephanie toppled over while walking down the ramp. That lasts for another three minutes once she's in the ring. It was time for a commercial once i noticed Reigns was in the ring. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 18:28:39 GMT -6
Well if that wasn't a waste of 8 minutes of our time. Really? You need to start thinking about what would happen if Stephanie toppled over while walking down the ramp. That lasts for another three minutes once she's in the ring. It was time for a commercial once i noticed Reigns was in the ring. That was rough and fairly meaningless. Remember when every segment meant something?  |
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Post by randomone on Mar 21, 2016 18:33:33 GMT -6
Paige Van Zandt danced already, was dressed slutty & was done right as this AJ/KO match was starting. Win Win!
This match gets 3 segments? I love it! Owens does an amazing frog splash & JBL talks about bumblebees. For fuck sake.
Also, Roman botched blocking the slap by Steph. And he whispers when he talks. Not really the intense guy you want.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 21, 2016 18:34:42 GMT -6
Dat Torture Rack..........
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Post by randomone on Mar 21, 2016 18:35:16 GMT -6
I want Owens vs Zayn vs Styles vs Jericho at Mania. Fatal Four Way Elimination for the IC title.
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 21, 2016 18:39:18 GMT -6
I thought Ziggler wasn't allowed to wrestle at Mania. Or did they already forget that stipulation?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 18:39:56 GMT -6
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD! I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD!!!!!! (tired....hasn't shown much of anything lately)
I CAME TO PLAY!!!!!!!!!!! (terrible in movies)
LETS OVERBOOK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BELT!
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Post by randomone on Mar 21, 2016 18:40:17 GMT -6
Botchamania reference by Zig-Man!! FAWKIN BULLSHIT!!!!
Why can't we have just Owens vs Zayn? The hell is Ziggler/Miz have to do in this match?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 18:42:26 GMT -6
Botchamania reference by Zig-Man!! FAWKIN BULLSHIT!!!! Why can't we have just Owens vs Zayn? The hell is Ziggler/Miz have to do in this match? I think we got it. Huge mistake for any other result out of that triple threat match. You are supposed to forget about that Ziggler moment. Duh. |
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Post by randomone on Mar 21, 2016 18:52:34 GMT -6
"Tell Hunter I said hi, ok?" haha KO rules
Gee, I wonder if KO interferes in that triple threat?
Also great to see the Funker back!
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Post by Optimisn on Mar 21, 2016 18:56:25 GMT -6
I popped for Funk. By the way, did they announce on the app the Ziggler stipulation was reversed? Or did they actually forget about a stip from last week versus Hunter?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2016 18:58:16 GMT -6
I popped for Funk. By the way, did they announce on the app the Ziggler stipulation was reversed? Or did they actually forget about a stip from last week versus Hunter? Neither. They IGNORED it happened. |
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Post by randomone on Mar 21, 2016 18:59:30 GMT -6
I think last week was if Ziggler wins, he gets to choose whatever match he wants at Mania. Except for the World title. They never said he lost anything if he didn't win. So it's just back to normal.
Once again "they call themselves, The Lads". Seriously, fuck off Cole.
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