Dog thread

Jackref, how are you and the dog?

He is a giant pain in the ass.  

Someday, jackref. Someday..........

That dog has bad taste in beer

I hope your dog sits and judges if you figure out a way to get it to haul a growler of 13.8% beer to you.  

Here ya go, jackref. Try this:

Here's a training video for ya, Jack:

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In fairness, that wasn't entirely true.  But the way it ended up there would have destroyed the purpose of the training portion.  My roommate in the mid-2000's was on a run of bringing home some less than ideal women.  He usually did very well.  On a trip to the local Super K to get booze, a clearance Undertaker punching bag was at the door.  We blew it up and placed it under his sheets and comforter.  We thought there was a possibility the girl of the night would think another girl was already asleep in his bed.  Or when it's happy time, they pull it back to have Undertaker pop up.  Or, the girl was just freaked out enough that a dude had an Undertaker blow up under the covers.  All suitable outcomes. 

The weekend before I heard a ruckus in the kitchen at 2 AM.  Mind you, I'm not the cockblocking type at all.  Quite the opposite.  But he was having a 30-year-old crisis.  I come downstairs to find two of Danville's finest (not sure how they got up here) with my roommate and our friend.  One of the girls asked why I wasn't out.  I said I was happy with my fiance upstairs.  "Well, why did you come down?"  I said, "well, I also own the place and could smell the cigarettes and herpes from my room."  

He got back on track soon after, but we had a deflated training toy hanging out in the storage room.  Would you call that a "gag gift" in a way?

The dog refuses to use stairs. I know it can use stairs as it climbed a flight just this morning. I was shocked. But now it's gone back to refusing to climb stairs. What a dick.

Update: She is now a fucking champ at climbing up stairs. But is scared of going down stairs. She loves going up stairs so much that even though we live on the 2nd floor she often is so much in the zone she attempts to go up to the 3rd floor.

However, I have been done dirty two days in a row. I picked her up from the dog sitter and made sure to walk/play outside for 20 minutes to get out any piss or shit. Nothing so I take her inside the apartment and first thing she does after slurping water...piss. Dammit dog!

When we play around in the apartment courtyard yard she loves to run. For whatever reason she loves chewing on her leash. Buuut she doesn't chew on the leash during walks. So that's gonna be fun to train out of her system.

I think she slowly understanding her name is Carmen. Or I could be imagining that. She may just run to me when I call her so she can chew on my shoelaces.

"Where, in the world is....Carmen pissing on carpet at......"

I'll show myself out.  

I may drive down there myself and just piss all over the house.

I didn't name the dog. I wanted her name to be "puppy"