WWE til SummerFest

It's now Royal Rumble. Daniel Bryan is announced as the 30th man. Big Show is the only one left in the ring. Bryan runs down the ramp and enters the ring. Big Show hits him with a low blow. Followed by an eye gouge. Bryan starts to get the upper hand but Show hits him with another low blow. Throws Bryan over the top rope. The crowd is incensed. Big Show is celebrating in the ring. kesha is definitely posting about it. And then it happens. The music hits.












Here come's Walking Magic. And the hooded henchmen. (Black hoods. This isn't some weird KKK deal. Just pretty much black magic hooded dudes kinda thing)) And of course they have the Black Box. But Big Show is waiting and ready with the fist. You know how he gets, all mad and fisty. So yeah, that's what he looks like. He knocks out Walking Magic. He starts fighting with the black magic henchmen. He has the upper hand. Suddenly two more never before seen Henchmen come walking down. Much taller than the previous two. Bigger. Stronger. Eventually they all get the better of the Big Show and barely stuff his big fat dead ass into the Magic Box. He disappears. It might be January but it's Christmas all over again for the crowd. Big Show is gone!!!! kesha is going crazy:

And here we are wrestling fans. The exact moment that NOBODY has been waiting for.
After a brief odd tussle (more sexual briefcase tension from Raw?) the referee finally grabs the briefcase and calls for the bell. Sheamus lifts Cesaro up, positions him on the ropes, and gives him the 10 Beats of Boredom. Sheamus then gives Cesaro the Boring Kick and that's that. Cena is still on the outside near motionless. Rollins may in fact be actually dead. And who the hell knows where Wyatt is.

Sheamus goes in for the pin. The audience can't believe what they're about to see.












The arena goes black. The music hits.

But now Cesaro is finished. And Rollins is still laying motionless after the Cesaro Swing clean over the ropes and onto the floor. Bray is no longer in the picture as he's nowhere to be found.

Cena gets to his feet. (Because he's Super-Cena, what did you expect? Fuck!) So yeah, he supers up and now he's in the ring. Cesaro lays helpless. Walking Magic is also in the ring. Cena looks at W/M like " What the eff, dude? What do you plan on doing next?"

Walking Magic reaches down and drags Cesaro to a specific point on the mat. He motions to Cena as if Cesaro is "All yours" and W/M backs away. Cena gives W/M that stupid confused look that he often gives but seems to kind of say fuck it and gets down on the mat to cover Cesaro.

The referee gets in position to count and just as he taps "ONE!", the music hits.

Sean Waltman took to Twitter today to note that Triple H was "bumrushed" by Chyna at Roddy Piper's funeral in Portland, Oregon this week in an attempt to speak with him.

Waltman wrote, "She bum rushed Hunter & said 'Sorry for Everthing!" Pathetic. She was very close to being taken down by security, whether she knows it or not, after the threats & lies she's told about him."

Waltman initially wrote that Chyna had "crashed" the funeral but later corrected that she had been invited. He noted that the interaction lasted "20 seconds."

Chyna, since returning to the United States, has been very vocal about getting into the WWE Hall of Fame. She's in the middle of having a documentary about her career and return to the States made after having successfully gotten the film crowdfunded.

Waltman recently called into the "Opie Show" on SiriusXM radio to debate Chyna on claims she had made about him and HHH as well.

– In an interesting development to the reports that WWN Live were potentially establishing a working relationship with WWE, PWInsider reports that two WWE officials were at EVOLVE’s iPPV over the weekend. The site reports that company archivist Ben Brown — a “Triple H guy” — and SVP of talent development Canyon Cemen were both present at the PPV.

In addition, EVOLVE’s Gabe Sapolsky will be backstage at NXT Takeover: Brooklyn this weekend.

A report last month suggested that WWE’s discussions with WWN Live had ended without a deal. Whether this is a resumption of said talks or not isn’t known at this time.

Enjoy!

And post pictures like randomone did.

That's my dream come true and I'm fucking 36.

Have fun man.

Have a great time. When I met a bunch of wrestlers in April, I marked the fuck out. I can only imagine getting to set up for a show though. Way to completely one-up my experience! I'm jealous!

And just a heads up, everything is in slow motion when you see Lana (Dream Weaver Syndrome). I was like Squints & she was Wendy Peffercorn (solid Sandlot pull)

Is scorejr Kevin Dunn?

John Cena.

Hate the fact that he's the only guy protected and wins every feud, but he's been great. At least he doesn't play the air guitar for 10 minutes after a match.

Cena has indeed been great and I don't want to take anything away from him but I'd just like to see how some others would do if given golden opportunity after golden opportunity. The Rollins reign is only 4 months old and I'd very much like to see it continue.
I would've liked to see what Bray could've done. Cesaro. Rusev. Ambrose. Owens. More Daniel Bryan back them. etc...

Months and months and years and years go by and it's always Cena. Always.

With Cena off TV so much lately, Rollins has had a field day. He's been getting wins, talking shit, and it's been pretty over the top. I don't feel good about this. Can't imagine that after the broken nose and all the shit that Rollins has talked that they would then let Rollins also win.

But the bragging points for Rollins would be off the charts afterwards. Much like Jericho with the Austin/Rock wins in the same night. And a statue of Rollins would be the greatest thing ever.

scorejr is on his way home. He ran into Sheamus, Bray, Bo and Ambrose at some gas station.